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                        #1012 
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                    From
Nova
                        Scotia Sus 
                    From
                        Russ 
                    The
                        Ontarion 
                     
                     
                    Hi
                        All, 
                    Our
fall
                        weather has been the pits, cold and wet, heck, almost
                        endless
                        wet with heavy rain storm after heavy rain storm
                        (thankfully the roof
                        is no longer leaking). You’d think that after that
                        horribly hot
                        summer the fall would be somewhat on the warmer side as
                        well but no
                        such luck. Anyway, I needed to find a weather window
                        during which I
                        could take my Harley Sportster in to the dealer in
                        Vancouver for it’s
                        8,000km service. That meant having a weather forecast
                        showing a nice
                        day and being able to book the service appointment of
                        that day. I
                        lucked out. Our Tuesday forecast (a week ago) had showed
                        both
                        Thursday and Friday as dry. Not warm, but dry. So, I
                        phoned the
                        dealer and was able to book the bike in for 8:30 Friday
                        morning. That
                        meant leaving here before 7:30 in order to get there on
                        time as its
                        about 75km from there. That meant heading out while it
                        was still only
                        5 degrees out and while it was not quite fully daylight.
                        And thats
                        what I did. 
                    I
                        bundled up nice and warm because the ride in along the
                        Sound can be
                        chilly and the wind-chill at highway speeds when its 5
                        degrees C can
                        make it feel very chilly. But like I said, I lucked out.
                        The roads
                        were totally dry, the air was totally dry and the ride
                        was down right
                        enjoyable. The waters of Howe Sound were smooth and
                        silver,
                        reflecting the morning sky. Traffic was lite until I
                        went past
                        Horseshoe Bay and from then on it was the usual heavy
                        city commuter
                        rush of bumper to bumper impatient drivers. I rolled in
                        to the dealer
                        at 8:33 and a few minutes later the bike was taken in to
                        be serviced.
                        They had a big plastic bag for me to dump my heavy
                        riding gear into
                        for safe keeping while I waited for the bike to be
                        finished. Under
                        Covid conditions no one wants to tough anything so the
                        bag let me
                        store my gear in their office while I waited. I just
                        needed to kill
                        about 2.5 hours so I walked to the nearest golden arches
                        for a coffee
                        and then spent time checking out the new motorcycles etc
                        in the
                        showroom. Eventually the bike was ready and I geared
                        back up for the
                        ride home. There was the usual heavy city traffic all
                        the way to
                        Horseshoe Bay as expected and then I pretty well had the
                        Sea to Sky
                        highway to myself so I could enjoy what was probably my
                        last ride of
                        any length for this riding season. Any more riding
                        before the bike
                        gets put away for the winter will be short and local. As
                        the weather
                        gets colder, mountain highways are not very inviting for
                        motorcycles. 
                    With
the
                        bike serviced it can be put away for the winter and be
                        all ready
                        to go when the weather next Spring
                        permits. All I need to do is decide when to put her
                        away, have her
                        nice and cleaned and polished, and that will be that.
                        I’ll let you
                        know when that is. And yes Cindy, it is in fact ‘snowing
                        up on
                        Brohm’. 
                     
                     
                    This
weeks’s
                        musical entertainment is a song the Eagles did way back
                        years ago, called ‘Lyin’ Eyes’. It’s a story song, in
                        that it
                        tells a story (obviously). It’s one of the hardest songs
                        I’ve
                        tried to do, having 8 verses and a chorus that turns
                              up 3 times throughout the
                        delivery, and just to
                        be forewarned, it runs almost seven and a half minutes
                        in length. I
                        certainly can’t pretend to sound like the Eagles as they
                        had
                        a whole bunch of top notch musicians and vocalists in
                        their band and
                        I just have me, so, I don’t even try. Trying would be
                        silly. This
                        cover is how Lyin’ Eyes comes out when I put it together
                        as an
                        audio recording. I think it came out pretty good, I hope
                        you do too.
                        For those who prefer
                        the video versions of my music, I’ll have the video
                        version of this
                        number ready for next week. 
                     
                        Lyin’
                                    Eyes 
                    doug 
                    
                      **** 
                     
                     
                    From
Nova
                          Scotia Sus 
                    It's
hard
                        to believe we are well into October already and
                        Thanksgiving has
                        come and gone. We had a small gathering for dinner with
                        our family
                        that we see day to day. Our house is small so big
                        gatherings
                        wouldn't work anyway. We did have one friend over for a
                        bit. He
                        brought his accordion to entertain us. It's been a long
                        time since
                        I've heard accordion music, mostly from Oktoberfest. He
                        said he was
                        learning to play even though to us he played it well.
                        The sound was
                        amazing, filling the room with a lively sound. 
                    This
has
                        been an amazing fall with warm temperatures and lots of
                        sun and
                        it looks like it will continue for a while yet. Our fall
                        colours are
                        just starting due to the warm temps I guess.
                        Thanksgiving weekend is
                        when many people take a trip to Cape Breton to see the
                        fall colours. I'm not sure, if this year, they should
                        have delayed that trip. We
                        have been busy cleaning up the garden, harvesting what
                        is left. We
                        spent an afternoon preparing 3 new long beds in our
                        field for future
                        grapevines. We hope someday to have a small vineyard
                        right here so
                        that is exciting! 
                    My
brother,
                        Warren from B.C. has been visiting for a couple of
                        weeks. He is dividing his time with us and other family
                        members here. Also
                        Hugh and Mary came the week before from Wellesley,
                        Ontario. It is so
                        nice to have visitors again. Everyone is being very
                        careful, no one
                        wants to get sick. 
                    Take
care
                        everyone, 
                    Sus 
                    
                      **** 
                     
                     
                    From
                          Russ 
                     
                     
                    A
                        smattering 
                    
                      This
week
                          I've no long story to write (Did I just hear a sigh of
                          relief?),
                          just a smattering of things I need to
                          'get-off-my-chest'. 
                    
                      I
                          slept-in this morning (having worked into the 'wee
                          hours', on the
                          final (I hope) touches of my book. Yes, it's been a
                          long time coming.
                          I started it in 2019! 
                    
                      Sitting
at
                          the breakfast table this morning, not expecting
                          anybody, not even
                          wearing my hearing aids, when the screen-door is flung
                          open - a woman
                          walks in uninvited, and shoves an open container into
                          my
                          'breakfasting' face.! Startled, and a little scared
                          because the woman
                          is well-known in the neighbourhood as a
                          'garbage-picker'! She looks
                          for stuff her chickens and horses will eat, which is
                          'everything-under-the-sun'. Hence the fear as to
                          what's in the
                          container, just inches from my nose. 
                    
                      "What
does
                          this smell like?" she asks, pushing the container
                          under my
                          very nose! 
                    
                      "Uh",
is
                          all I can say. Looking at it at close-range, it is
                          grey-ish-green-ish and 'yuck-ish! "What is it?" I ask
                          (hoping it's something for her live stalk. 
                    
                      "I
made
                          soup! Soup!" she yells. She always shouts everything,
                          "Boiled a ham-bone, lots of fat! She goes on, "When it
                          cooled, skimmed off this much fat" Indicating several
                          greasy
                          inches. 
                    
                      "Oh",
is
                          my weak response (She's made soup for ME! I'll dump it
                          soon as
                          she's out-the-door - I've been in her kitchen!) 
                    
                      "It's
split-pea
                          and ham" she proudly announces. "You'll like it -
                          I'm sure" (as I try not to vomit right there - right
                          then!) 
                    
                      But,
her
                          heart's in the right place - she's been bringing me
                          hen-pecked,
                          fallen apples, and tomatoes bearing similar scars all
                          summer-long!
                          She means well. But, I won't mention the eggs she
                          brings me,
                          "free-range eggs" her chickens may have laid months
                          before
                          - because they had 'blood-spots' and 'questionable
                          things' in them. 
                    
                      * 
                    
                      Had
some
                          bad news from the Kidney Specialist, Doctor Louise
                          Moist - seems
                          my old kidneys are operating at only 42%. Seems also,
                          that my Family
                          doctor (if you could call him that), has been
                          prescribing pills for
                          my diabetes for many years that "cause kidney
                          damage!".
                          Now, I'm on a strict diet - "No this. No that. No, a
                          bunch of
                          foods/beverages. But, most difficult by far - NO SALT!
                          I LOVE salt! I
                          salt everything; tomatoes, potatoes, etc. ALL
                          vegetables! All meat,
                          fish, foul, and eggs! Oatmeal porridge - I even add
                          salt to my
                          salt-shakers! It's going to be "Hard for me" (But not
                          for
                          long) 
                    
                      * 
                    
                      And
now,
                                    for some Good news; son #1 is coming to
                                    visit me for a whole
                                    week! He's leaving his very ill wife in the
                                    hands of his daughter,
                                    and daughter-in-law. Oh, oh.....he's
                                    breaking his Wedding Vows -
                                    "Forsaking
all
                                    others" (no
problem,
                                    he won't remember them). Mac loves his wife
                                    and wouldn't
                                    leave her, however, speaking with Marie the
                                    other night, she revealed
                                    "it was her persuasion that he come visit
                                    pop!". 
                    
                      Mac
said
                                    the air-fare was 'reasonably priced' but,
                                    that renting a car for
                                    a week will cost him $600.00!! What the
                                    #@^)*+^! Mac's second love is
                                    out-door cooking. I don't have a BBQ. Was
                                    given one by a
                                    friend/neighbour, who said it works fine,
                                    that his wife bugged him to
                                    buy a more fancy one. Greg tried to start it
                                    the other day - turns
                                    out it
don't
                                      work! Thanks,
Richard.
                                    With friends like you, "Who needs a BBQ?".
                                    Looking
                                    forward to Mac's visit - haven't seen him
                                    since my 90th Birthday! 
                    
                      Russ. 
                    
                      **** 
                     
                     
                    THE
ONTARION
                          REPORT 
                     
                     
                    Hello
                        everyone! 
                    It’s
been
                        a quiet week here in the Payne residence What with a
                        couple of
                        dentist visits and a doctor or two calling to see how
                        we’re doing
                        with various concerns. It’s not much to write about but
                        there was
                        one event to celebrate that hit home and that was on
                        Wednesday the
                        13th of this month. Hitting that date was indeed a true
                        milestone! On
                        that date I celebrated the fourth anniversary of my
                        heart surgery!
                        Wow! That’s one milestone I really didn’t think I’d make
                        when
                        the original surgery was all over back in 2017! Happy to
                        still be
                        here and feeling as good as I am is a real bonus in my
                        life! Now I’m
                        looking forward to the next four years of good health
                        and happiness!
                        If I didn’t have the great support of both Carole and
                        Adam I don’t
                        know where I’d be by now! Most likely 6’ under! Oh well,
                        I’m
                        not in that position so you can likely see my smiling
                        face from
                        wherever you are at this moment! I’m so pleased that
                        I’ve been
                        able to celebrate this occasion that I can’t think of
                        anything else
                        to write about tonight so I’m going to leave off at this
                        point and
                        go relax in front of the TV with a cup of tea and my two
                        favourite
                        people in the world! 
                    That’s
about
                        it for tonight my friends! Thanks for tuning in and I’ll
                        look
                        forward to talking to you all in a more lengthy style
                        next week! 
                    Bye
for
                        now… Greg 
                    PS:
Something
                        To Think About 
                        Treasure
                        your health while you can! 
                     
                    
                      **** 
                     
                     
                    Take
Care
                              And Be Safe 
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