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                        #1011 
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                    From
                        Russ 
                        The
                        Ontarion 
                    Hey
                              There, 
                    One
of
                        the most stomach sinking feelings a home owner can get
                        is when one
                        discovers that their roof is leaking. It’s right up
                        there with a
                        burst water line or cracked foundation. We’ve been
                        having some
                        incredible rain storms lately. I was out on the back
                        deck where the
                        roof overhangs the deck, sitting watching the rain. I
                        became aware of
                        that unpleasant sound of dripping water but could not
                        figure out
                        where it was dripping. It sounded like it was above the
                        ceiling of
                        the deck overhang. There are two skylights up there, one
                        directly up
                        and the other further up the roof. The dripping sound
                        became a
                        ‘running water’ sound and then water started to fall out
                        between
                        the ceiling boards. Crap! The most likely source would
                        be the upper
                        skylight, or more likely the shingles or flashing around
                        that
                        skylight. We had replace our roof about 12 years ago and
                        I had never
                        been happy with the workmanship of that roofing company.
                        The flashing
                        and shingles around the skylights had been left rough
                        and uneven. All
                        I could do was watch the water coming down from the deck
                        ceiling and
                        be thankful it was coming down outside the actual house
                        and not
                        inside. 
                    Finding
roofers
                        or any other tradesperson around here can be very
                        difficult
                        and costly. Everyone wants to work in Whistler where
                        they can charge
                        as much as they want and do as little as possible. A few
                        years ago we
                        had found a tradesman who was willing to do some work
                        for us and he
                        had worked out well and done a good job, a rarity here.
                        We had
                        ‘found’ him when he was working at our neighbor’s place.
                        I knew
                        from talking to several people that this guy was very
                        busy but I
                        intended to try calling just in case. I didn’t want to
                        have to try
                        to get a roofing company to come as that would get
                        frustrating very
                        quickly. 
                    That
was
                        Thursday of last week and low and behold, out tradesman,
                        Danny,
                        was standing on the same neighbor’s porch that
                        Friday morning as they were arranging to get some more
                        work done by
                        him. He almost cringed as I walked up as told him how
                        glad I was to
                        seem him because we had a big roof leaking problem.
                        However, he came
                        over to have a look and told me he’d fit it in on the
                        first dry day
                        of next week (that now being this week) as roof leaks
                        are a bit of an
                        urgent issue. There was a sudden change in our weather
                        forecast and
                        Monday miraculously became sunny rather than rainy. And,
                        bright and
                        early Monday morning Danny and another guy pulled up and
                        unloaded
                        their equipment, include the scaffolding needed to work
                        safely. Wow.
                        He was scheduled to start at the neighbor’s that morning
                        but told
                        them he needed to deal with our leak and that he’d get
                        to them
                        next. They were fine with that. Our repair could be
                        done, promptly
                        and properly. And it was. It took most of the day but
                        thats ok. The
                        old flashing was indeed basically a mess and its a
                        wonder the roof
                        hadn’t leaked long before this. What is frustrating is
                        that I’ve
                        become too old and stiff and sore to do these kind of
                        repairs myself.
                        When I was young I could tackle anything and accomplish
                        anything. Not
                        anymore. Bad back, bad hips, bad wrists and so on, all
                        from a life of
                        working a bit too hard. And face it, getting old is like
                        a cruel
                        joke that mother nature plays on us. She may be laughing
                        but we sure
                        aren't. But, I’m happy to pay a good contractor to help
                        us out and
                        we are ready for the next non-stop rain storm. And,
                        we’ve got
                        several other projects for Danny when he can get to them
                        but there is
                        no hurry for those. 
                    One
thing
                              I can still do, in spite of my warn out old body,
                              is make my
                              little music videos and recordings. So
                        kids, for
                        this week I’ve
                              got a video of an old
                        bluegrass tune
                        called ‘Blue Moon Of Kentucky’ (and yes, I’m
                        scratching the bottom of the barrel a bit for this one).
                        It was done
                        by many performers way back when and was a Bill Monroe
                        standard. To
                        do this song right, it needs a full bluegrass band which
                        I don’t
                        have and it needs bluegrass pickers which I don’t have
                        and of which
                        I’m not. So, you get a more laid back, just sort of
                        ‘jamming’
                        kind of result. Have fun. 
                    Blue
Moon
                                    Of Kentucky 
                    
                      Oh, almost forgot….
                        Apparently this is the Thanksgiving long weekend. Of
                        course, us old
                        retired folks don’t get long weekends so its hard for us
                        to know.
                        Heck, its hard enough to know that its ‘a’ weekend let
                        alone a
                        long one. Oh well, enjoy it. 
                    doug 
                    
                      **** 
                    From
                          Russ 
                    Great
Lakes
                        Drownings 
                    
                      As
most
                          of you know, I have had a home on the shore of
                          beautiful Lake
                          Huron for many (65) years. When I was able, I'd spend
                          many summer
                          hours swimming - in cold, calm water as well as in
                          warm - high waves
                          water. And, the higher the waves, the better!
                          Sometimes I'd swim out
                          so far that my wife/family would see only a 'speck'. I
                          never gave
                          drowning a thought. 
                    
                      "I'm
a
                          good swimmer - nothing's going to happen to me", and
                          luckily
                          it never did - in the lake. But, those of you who've
                          read my little
                          books may recall the "near-death" I experienced while
                          swimming/diving in the warm, dirty waters of the Grand
                          River. That
                          incident scared the life-out-of me! I had been
                          swimming under water,
                          and stayed under too long. Being desperate for air, I
                          surfaced, and
                          was about to get that 'life-saving gasp of air", when
                          a young
                          man thought he'd play a trick on me - just as I broke
                          water, he threw
                          a large, heavy, entangled gob of seaweed over me. I
                          couldn't get air
                          through the stuff. I couldn't get free of it - I WAS
                          DROWNING!! The
                          pain in my lungs nearly surpassed the pain in my
                          heart! What a
                          HORRIFYING way to die!! 
                    
                      You
would
                          not be reading this had not a nearby man rescued me -
                          I owe him
                          my life. I've had many a nightmare where I'm drowning
                          - so real I
                          wake up in a sweat - and a ruined, night's sleep! 
                    
                      An
article
                          in The Kincardine News caught my interest: UWindsor
                          profs
                          study economic impact of Great Lakes drownings. "The
                          economies
                          of Canada and the United States lose more than $US 130
                          million each
                          year due to drownings off Great Lakes beaches,
                          according to a first
                          of its kind study by three University of Windsor
                          professors".
                          And can you believe it? 
                    
                      "That
staggering
                          figure doesn't include the cost of expensive
                          helicopter-assisted search and rescue services,
                          hospitalizations or
                          the emotional toll on families." 
                    
                      I
                          don't know if they have life guards on popular beaches
                          such as Sauble
                          beach and Wasaga where, on a weekend one may expect
                          several hundreds
                          of swimmers. The only 'life-saving' thing on our beach
                          in Point Clark
                          was a "Life-Saver" hung on a short post near the
                          water.
                          These were soon vandalized, and were never replaced.
                          We tend to
                          discount drownings as a problem. How many of us have
                          even thought
                          drownings would have such an economic $ impact? 
                    
                      Kincardine
has
                          one of Ontario's best surfing beaches. On a windy day,
                          surfers
                          come from far-and-wide to strip off their clothes and
                          pull on those
                          'skin-tight' suits (in public) in readiness for their
                          exciting, if
                          not dangerous sport. My daughter-in-law and I watched
                          them just feet
                          away from us in the parking lot doing their
                          "strip-tease"!
                          No modesty. 
                    
                      On
the
                          serious side; "The researchers estimate the total
                          economic
                          burden of surf-related drowning fatalities alone, over
                          the past 10
                          years to be in excess of $1.3 billion". And if you
                          believe
                          statistics, there are on average 50 drowning deaths
                          each year
                          associated with the Great Lakes. Last year pandemic
                          fatigue drove
                          many surfers to the beaches - 74 died. And guess what,
                          guys? males
                          between 10 and 30 years of age were the most 'daring'. 
                    
                      Its
true,
                          drownings don't make much news, but if there's a
                          tornado some
                          place in Ontario, everyone knows about it. So far this
                          year, there
                          have been 56 drownings (according to the Great Lakes
                          Surf Rescue
                          Project) - 12 in Lake Erie, 8 in Lake Ontario, 10 in
                          Lake Huron and
                          two in Lake Superior. All of these lakes share a
                          border with Canada. 
                    
                      "The
study
                          showed that the economic burden of surf-related
                          drowning
                          fatalities is significantly greater than the cost
                          associated with
                          seasonal life guard services" if you can believe that
                          - and
                          here's the kicker, "The study calculated Value of
                          Statistical
                          Life lost to drowning in Canada is $1.8 million". 
                    
                      Finally,
let's
                          look at all drownings between 2010 and 2020, the
                          distribution
                          of economic burden across states and provinces is
                          highest in - you
                          guessed it - Ontario at $290 million (compared to
                          Michigan $250
                          million, and Illinois $244 million). 
                    
                      This
information
                          needs to go to individual municipalities who are
                          trying
                          to figure out the cost of life guards and education
                          programs, and it
                          needs to go all the way to Doug Ford, and Justin
                          Trudeau as well! I
                          believe we must invest in 'beach safety'. Life guards
                          are the key to
                          reducing the number of drownings, but we're not
                          putting the
                          investment where it needs to be. 
                    
                      Drowning
is
                          a form of suffocation - they say one could drown in a
                          basin-full
                          of water. I believe it! The other day I took a gulp of
                          lukewarm
                          coffee - it went down my wind-pipe - choking -
                          couldn't breathe -
                          terrifying! 
                    
                      Uncle
                          Russ. 
                    
                      **** 
                    THE
ONTARION
                          REPORT 
                    Hello
                        everyone! 
                    Have
any
                        of you ever had a similar problem to this one? Buses
                        sitting
                        idling beside your house! We happen to live beside what
                        is considered
                        a busy access street to the Forest Heights subdivision.
                        We know this
                        and understand that there will be traffic on Driftwood
                        Dr at
                        different times of the day. Mostly because of the two
                        schools that
                        are in close proximity to our location. However there is
                        a bus stop
                        on the opposite side of the Hydro right of way that we
                        happen to back
                        onto. This bus stop was moved from beside our house 15
                        years of more
                        ago because we asked our local city councillor to do
                        something about
                        the constant noise and smell that was emitted by the
                        buses as they
                        stopped and many times sat idling beside our house. I
                        contacted our
                        council member and through his contacts the bus stop was
                        moved from
                        directly beside our house to the opposing side of the
                        Hydro right of
                        way. This was fine and solved the problem of 24 hour
                        noise and diesel
                        smell for quite some time. However once again we have
                        noticed that
                        the buses have been stopping beside our back yard fence
                        at all hours
                        of the day and once again this is very annoying at any
                        time of the
                        day! So, once again 5 months ago I contacted our present
                        day council
                        member to ask if he could use his contact with the
                        Regional bus line
                        to please make sure that the buses stop at the proper
                        location of the
                        bus STOP! The big boss of Grand River Transit contacted
                        me personally
                        about this problem. I simply and politely asked him to
                        look into the
                        problem and direct his drivers to stop at the proper bus
                        stop,
                        especially when they find the need to stop and sit at
                        idle for up to
                        10 minutes to make up time on their route several times
                        a day! The
                        big boss of GRT assured me that he would make it clear
                        to his drivers
                        that they must stop at the bus stop even if they have to
                        sit and make
                        up time on their route. 
                    I
                        felt certain that he would keep his word and tell his
                        drivers of the
                        problem and that would be a solution to the problem!
                        However, over
                        the past 5 months we have contacted the GRT
                        superintendant many many
                        times over to let him know that the problem still
                        exists! IF he has
                        directed the drivers to follow his orders, they most
                        certainly
                        haven’t been doing so! They are still constantly
                        stopping beside
                        our fence and sitting with their noisy stinky buses
                        idling for up to
                        10 minutes at a time several times a day. It’s as if
                        they have
                        decided to teach us a lesson for ratting them out about
                        their bad
                        habit! I’ve even sent him pictures of dozen’s of
                        occasions when
                        the buses have sat beside our place and he again assured
                        me that he’d
                        do something about it! This last week I contacted him
                        once again and
                        explained that his directions are not getting through to
                        the drivers!
                        They are still sitting in this offensive place, being at
                        least 4 bus
                        lengths before their proper bus stop! About three months
                        ago there
                        was a GRT inspector sitting across the street from the
                        bus stop I
                        assume to watch for the offending bus drivers to catch
                        them in the
                        act. However, the inspector was sitting in plain view of
                        the oncoming
                        buses and their drivers! 
                    I
                        went over to the inspector and explained to him that his
                        location was
                        allowing the drivers to see that he was there and of
                        course this put
                        them on their best behaviour and they wouldn’t stop
                        beside our
                        fence! He told me that he would still be able to catch
                        them in the
                        act so, obviously my discussion with him didn’t sink in!
                        Over the
                        following months they kept on stopping beside our fence.
                        I once more
                        made an effort to explain to the Big Boss that his
                        inspectors
                        location was giving the drivers a warning but was still
                        not breaking
                        them from their annoying habit! Finally, a few days ago
                        one of the
                        buses stopped beside our fence and only once he had
                        stopped did he
                        notice the inspector’s SUV sitting across the street
                        from the bus
                        stop. The inspector had been hidden behind a large bush
                        further away
                        from the road than before. He suddenly pulled his SUV
                        out onto the
                        street as the bus driver noticed him and was slowly
                        moving to the
                        proper bus stop. Carole was out back at the time and
                        watched as the
                        Inspector opened his window and was obviously chastising
                        the driver
                        for stopping in the wrong position. Carole couldn’t hear
                        what was
                        said but she could see the inspector pointing toward the
                        proper bus
                        stop and for a couple of minutes lecturing the driver
                        and obviously
                        directing him to correct his improper positioning of the
                        bus! For the
                        next few days the buses stopped at the proper bus stop
                        and we thought
                        the problem was finally solved! NOPE, that only lasted
                        three days and
                        today we once again had two buses that stopped next to
                        our fence and
                        idling to make up time. In fact one of the drivers even
                        got out of
                        his bus and had a smoke while the bus continued to run!
                        In one of my
                        communication with the Big Boss, I even suggested the
                        drivers turn
                        off their ignition while they make up that 10 minutes.
                        That got no
                        response from the Big Boss! 
                    As
asked
                        by the Big Boss, we have been recording the time, dates
                        and bus
                        numbers and sent them into the Big Boss via email! 
                     
                    Obviously,
he’s
                        not getting though to his drivers or they just don’t
                        have
                        enough respect for his orders or him to follow his
                        directions! I know
                        that there are over a hundred drivers on the GRT and
                        they rotate to
                        different routes at different times but surely to heck
                        he can send
                        out a blanket email to all of his drivers to solve this
                        problem! I’m
                        to the point where I’m likely going to have to phone him
                        directly
                        in order to get some action! I’m sure he’s a very busy
                        man that
                        has to deal with overseeing all of the region’s
                        transportation
                        needs including the new ION system but this problem
                        should finally be
                        annoying enough to him as well as us that he’ll finally
                        do
                        something about it! It only in my view would take the
                        Director a few
                        moments or even seconds to send out an email to all
                        drivers that
                        would solve this problem. The location of the bus stop
                        is such that
                        if the bus drivers stopped at the bus stop the noisy end
                        of the bus
                        would be located mid way across the Hydro right of way
                        and their
                        noise would not be offensive to people living on either
                        side of the
                        right of way! That is why the bus stop was moved to that
                        location 15
                        years ago when the problem first arose! Good grief! What
                        will it take
                        to solve this problem? If the Big Boss can’t handle such
                        a menial
                        problem then I question his ability to manage the whole
                        Regional
                        Transit System! Fingers crossed, hopefully my next
                        contact with him
                        will finally get through to him and he’ll finally be the
                        Big Boss
                        and call a meeting with all drivers if necessary to have
                        them all GET
                        THE MESSAGE! 
                    So
there!
                        I’ve vented more than enough for this week and hopefully
                        enlightened more people to the problem of long idling
                        Grand River
                        Transit buses! 
                    That’s
about
                        it for this week folks! Thanks for tuning in and I’ll
                        look
                        forward to talking to you all again next time in The
                        Ontarion Report! 
                    Bye
for
                        now…. Greg 
                    PS:
Something
                        To Think About> 
                        Don’t
                        be afraid to contact your local politician when you have
                        a beef about
                        something that is supposed to be under their control! 
                    
                      **** 
                     
                     
                    Take
Care
                              And Be Safe 
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