The
                            Squamidian Report – May 9 / 20 
                       
                     
                    Issue
                        #937 
                        Including: 
                    From
Nova
                        Scotia Sus 
                        From
                        Russ 
                        From
                        Wayne 
                        The
                        Ontarion 
                    Hi
                        All, 
                    There
are
                        positive sides to this pandemic…. One of them is that
                        our
                        street has turned into a playground for the local kids.
                        Everything
                        from 2yr olds to teens are out there ever day, rain or
                        shine, riding
                        their bikes and skateboards. They build ramps and jumps
                        in the middle
                        of the street. They set out cones to ride around, they
                        even make
                        pivoting
                              ramps to go over. It’s pretty
                        cool watching a
                        street full of kids every day as they gain skills, get
                        exercise in
                        the fresh air and so on. Mind you, driving down the
                        street in the car
                        or truck needs to be slow and careful as a kid can and
                        do come flying
                        out from anywhere at any time. The bottom line is, the
                        kids on this
                        street are having the time of their lives doing things
                        that kids
                        should be doing. 
                    Another
positive
                        aspect is the clear air. Our ‘normal’ air here is quite
                        clear but now with the reduction in industrial emissions
                        and
                        reduction in various forms of transportation, the air is
                        incredibly
                        clear. I’ve mentioned this before but I still marvel at
                        just how
                        clear the views are. 
                    There’s
the
                        other side too…. Like how frustrating it is to be in a
                        grocery
                        store when the ‘general public’ is in there as well. We
                        have the
                        first hour of each day set aside for us old seniors so
                        we can shop in
                        an orderly manor without being trampled and shoved by
                        young adults as
                        they madly push their way around. And that works fine
                        when we can do
                        our shopping during senior’s hour but when we find
                        ourselves
                        running into a store or where ever to pick up a few
                        items we must put
                        up with the entitled younger adults who have no regard
                        for social
                        distancing and no respect for anyone else and seem to
                        see themselves
                        as ‘immune’. You’d like nothing better than to smack a
                        few of
                        them but it would do no good at all so best thing is to
                        stay away
                        when possible and let the morons do their thing. 
                    Getting
stuff
                        that isn’t groceries is also a downer these days. With
                        the
                        exception of Canadian Tire and a few other places,
                        nothing is open.
                        If there is something you need but can’t get it at CTC
                        or a
                        build-all store, you are stuck with ordering it on line.
                        That brings
                        up the whole hassle of dealing with the post office. I
                        won’t even
                        go into that. 
                    Then
there
                        is the fact that here in BC there are over 4,500
                        hospital beds
                        sitting empty. Operating rooms and emergency wards also
                        sit empty.
                        Most doctors and surgeons and other medical staff have
                        nothing to do
                        as all, none virus medical issues have been relegated to
                        ‘2nd
                        class’ and have been put on the back burner. I have a
                        feeling more
                        people will die from the pandemic effort than from the
                        actual
                        disease. We’ll never know because those numbers will
                        never be made
                        available. And I never even mentioned how badly I need a
                        haircut. 
                    On
the
                        up-side again, the BC government has laid out it’s
                        re-opening
                        plans. There will be 4 phases with the first phase
                        starting next
                        week. Certain services and businesses etc will be
                        permitted to
                        re-open under strict conditions, dentists, doctors,
                        therapists and so
                        on. Even some restaurants if they can meet the criteria
                        as well as
                        parks on a day-use basis. Social groups will be able to
                        expand a
                        small amount and some schooling will return. Masks and
                        distancing
                        will be important and the next phases of going forward
                        will depend on
                        how this phase goes. 
                    Now,
as
                        for this week’s musical distraction, there isn’t one.
                        Never
                        seemed to be any opportunity to work on it. Maybe next
                        week, maybe
                        not. 
                    doug 
                    
                      **** 
                    From
Nova
                          Scotia Sus 
                    I'm
very
                        sorry to hear of Sue and Sherry's Mom passing. I
                        remember her
                        very well and always thought of her as a wonderful lady.
                        It is such
                        a difficult time and even more so, in a time, when we
                        aren't able to
                        be together. 
                    And
speaking
                        of difficult times before all this virus was in the
                        picture
                        we had signed up for the Bowl for Kids Sake that was to
                        be held April
                        4th. We put a team together and started collecting
                        pledges for the
                        cause. Leading up to that date we realized since we
                        hadn't bowled in
                        years that we should do some practice runs. First time
                        out and only
                        after two games we were feeling quite sore. All around
                        us were
                        senior teams doing their weekly thing, laughing and
                        having fun. So
                        it was quite embarrassing to see us limping out of the
                        alley. How
                        could that be?? We are outside people what with
                        gardening,
                        collecting and splitting our own wood, tapping and
                        collecting sap,
                        constructing another building for chickens, and the list
                        goes on and
                        on. So how come we can't bowl??? Between asking my yoga
                        teacher and
                        seeing on TV how they train football players I learned
                        what to do. The answer was to walk low with your knees
                        fully bent putting one
                        foot in front of the other. It looks funny but it sure
                        helped. Next
                        trip to the alley went much better and I got through 3
                        games darn
                        good. And then it all got cancelled because of the
                        virus. So they
                        didn't want to lose all those pledges and have figured
                        out how to do
                        virtual bowling. I don't have those capabilities so I
                        will just send
                        in my pledges by email transfer. 
                    Spring
has
                        not quite sprung here in Nova Scotia. Last week we had a
                        foot of
                        heavy snow and had to plow. It took about half a week
                        for most of it
                        to disappear and since there has been rain and snow mix.
                        We did have
                        the odd nice pleasant day. Spring is not the time to
                        visit Nova
                        Scotia but all the other seasons including winter are
                        great. I hope
                        everyone is doing well, staying safe and healthy. 
                    Sus 
                    
                      **** 
                    From
                          Russ 
                    Wouldn't
you
                        know.... 
                    I’m
in
                        the kitchen preparing a pot of chicken & veggie stew
                        when the
                        phone chirps – it’s Diane, my housekeeper, she’s made a
                        chicken
                        stew for Fred and her and they’ve some left over, would
                        I like
                        some? (my dad used to say, “Never look a gift-horse in
                        the mouth”.
                        That’s good advice. Yes, I would appreciate that, thanks
                        very much
                        (Thinking I could freeze some). She begins to tell me
                        what all she
                        cooks with her chicken; rice, carrot, onion, etc., and
                        just one clove
                        of garlic. Wow! Sounds good, but I can’t handle garlic –
                        it gives
                        me instant runs. 
                    “But,
it’s
                        only a little bit”, she whines. 
                        Sorry,
                        but thanks anyway. 
                    “I’ve
got
                        something else for you – when would be a good time to
                        drop it
                        off?” Right now is as good a time as any, says I. 
                    “OK,
I’ll
                        meet you on the deck – I’ll keep my ‘distance’” she
                        explains. Shortly, she pulls her wee car into my
                        driveway, and first
                        thing I notice as she climbs out is a pretty bunch of
                        Daffodils in
                        one hand, and - - NO! It can’t be – is that really what
                        I think
                        it is? Lemon pie? 
                    “Yes,
I
                        know you like it, (I’d kill for lemon pie) so I brought
                        you a
                        piece”. Yummy! Did you bake it yourself? “All except for
                        the
                        crust”, she answers. Handing me the pie, I’m overjoyed
                        to see
                        it’s a big piece – one-quarter of a pie, and nice and
                        deep (the
                        topping I’ll flip off – not very fond of that stuff!) 
                    PIG!
I
                        ate every bit in two ‘sittings’! 
                    I
                        think I’ve died and gone to Heaven – second time a lady
                        has
                        brought me flowers this week – and my favourite flavour
                        of pie to
                        boot! 
                    COVID
–
                        19 has MUCH downside, but, there’s something to be said
                        about a
                        wee bit of ‘up-side’; when you are an old man in
                        isolation,
                        ladies have pity, and the result is a welcome treat! 
                    Your
old
                        Uncle Russ. 
                     
                    
                      **** 
                    From
                          Wayne 
                    Neil
Ferguson,
                        whom author Jon Rappoport refers to as "Professor
                        Lockdown" was asked to resign from Imperial College for
                        carrying
                        on his secret love affair at less than 6 feet separation
                        and, for the
                        lesser offense of traumatizing his unsuspecting wife.
                        You may recall
                        that I had referred to Ferguson a few days ago as the
                        man who made
                        all the wild predictions about the danger of Covid19,
                        that deaths
                        would be in the hundreds of millions and that he had
                        made the same
                        outlandish predictions about the swine flu, the bird flu
                        and perhaps
                        more hoax plandemics. He had both Trump's and Fauci's
                        ear which
                        resulted in a lockdown of the whole world with about as
                        much evidence
                        as was relied upon to attack Iraq. Remember? "Hussein
                        had
                        Weapons of Mass Destruction"! 
                    Following
Rappoport's
                        article were the usual readers' comments and his
                        followers, for the most part, are serious thinkers. 
                    Rarely,
but
                        occasionally, a commenter will eclipse the wisdom of the
                        author
                        even if only for a brief sentence. This one stopped me
                        cold. I read
                        it several times and finally thought that you should
                        read it, too. 
                    Wayne 
                    "Developed
societies
                        do get less intelligent as they both advance in
                        knowledge
                        and gain in size. See specifically 'Sex Verses
                        Civilization' and 'Why
                        Civilizations Self-Destruct' by Elmer Pendell." 
                    
                      **** 
                    THE
ONTARION
                          REPORT 
                    Hello
                        everyone! 
                    Well,
we’ve
                        got another week under our belts and here in Ontario the
                        numbers of infected are slowly declining! Let’s keep our
                        fingers
                        crossed that someone comes up with a cure soon for this
                        dreaded
                        virus! In the meantime, lets continue to practice social
                        distancing
                        and all of the other actions necessary to quell the
                        growth of this
                        virus. 
                     
                    Unlike
the
                        States where the people are demanding that the country
                        be opened
                        for business before they’ve got their share of Covid
                        under control.
                        What a bunch of idiots they’ve got in so many of their
                        states. As
                        they said on the news last night Trump is not concerned
                        with anything
                        but being re elected this coming fall so he’s allowing
                        any and all
                        businesses to open too early! 
                    Oh
well,
                        as long as they keep it on their side of the border they
                        can do
                        what they want! I for one think that our Ontario
                        premiere Ford is
                        doing a great job of controlling things here in this
                        province. I’m
                        not so sure that even the limited openings of businesses
                        here in
                        Ontario is a smart move as of yet. We’ll just have to
                        wait and see
                        how things turn out here. In the meantime we here in our
                        house intend
                        to keep up the safety practices for another couple of
                        months! Good
                        luck to all of you in the Squid family and stay safe! 
                    Other
than
                        the virus situation we’ve been working around the yard
                        and
                        house to keep ourselves busy. Adam and I started the re
                        leveling of
                        the flagstone walkway out the back and side of the house
                        and we’ve
                        managed to get a real good start on it in the first
                        three days of
                        this week. Now the weather is changing for the worse and
                        we’ve had
                        to stop work on it for the next few days until the sun
                        shines once
                        again this coming week. We’ve removed the stones from
                        their
                        original bed and piled them on the patio for now. We’ve
                        also roto
                        tilled the ground and lowered the level of the walkway a
                        couple of
                        inches as well as made it more level. The old walkway
                        had grass
                        growing up between the stones and it was a pane in the
                        butt to have
                        to trim it every time I cut the grass. This time we’ll
                        put down
                        material to stem the growth of grass and weeds and the
                        trimming will
                        no longer be necessary. We just have to wait until we
                        can pick up
                        some bedding fine stone to spread beneath the flagstones
                        early next
                        week and then we can lay the flagstones back down to
                        finish things
                        off. The fine crushed stone will also be used to fill in
                        between the
                        flagstones in place of the grass that used to be there.
                        Then, no more
                        trimming will be needed! Two more days of sunshine
                        should do the
                        trick! Other than this project, I still have to open the
                        pond out
                        back for the season. Those are the two major projects of
                        the season.
                        The only big project we have to face is having a new
                        roof put on the
                        house. We had a roof replacement about 10 years ago but
                        it hasn’t
                        lasted very well and is in need of replacement again.
                        All I have to
                        do is find a reputable contractor that will install a
                        good quality
                        shingle this time. I may even look into a metal roof
                        this time! But
                        then again, why would I go to that expense to have a
                        roof that will
                        outlast me? LOL! 
                    Spring
has
                        been a long time coming and it will sure be nice when it
                        finally
                        gets here. We’ve had on and off sunshine over the past
                        month or so
                        but this weekend’s forecast is calling for flurries once
                        again so,
                        who knows when the heck the real thing will finally
                        arrive! Might be
                        a good thing if it does hold off until the scientists
                        get a handle on
                        a cure for Covid before it arrives and entices everyone
                        to want to be
                        outside again! Anybody with any common sense will
                        continue to shelter
                        inside until things get better health wise anyway! Even
                        with all the
                        warnings about Covid spread, people are still venturing
                        out without
                        face masks and not practicing social distancing. So many
                        of them seem
                        to have that “it won’t happen to me” attitude! How
                        foolish can
                        people be anyway? Sorry to say that those people need to
                        be taught a
                        serious lesson! In the meantime, we’ll be keeping our
                        safety guards
                        up for many months to come! The last thing I need is to
                        be exposed to
                        more health problems and I certainly don’t want any of
                        my family
                        members infected by making a foolish move during this
                        serious time in
                        our world history! 
                    That’s
all
                        I have to say for this week folks! 
                    Thanks
for
                        tuning in and I’ll look forward to talking to you all
                        again
                        next week in The Ontarion Report! 
                    Bye
for
                        now … and stay safe …. Greg 
                    PS:
Something
                        To Think About> 
                    Try
your
                        best to concentrate on happy things instead of the
                        continuous
                        gloom and doom of every news cast! 
                    
                      **** 
                    Have
                          a good one.. 
                      the
                          doug 
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