The
                            Squamidian Report – June 27 / 20 
                       
                     
                    Issue
                        #944 
                        Including: 
                    From
                        Russ 
                    The
                        Ontarion 
                     
                     
                    Hi
                        All, 
                    We
are
                        all stressed, we are all going through a lot, perhaps
                        almost more
                        than we can handle at times. What we don’t need is
                        things that
                        shouldn’t be happening but are and are adding to that
                        stress level
                        big time. Well, that’s whats been eating at me for the
                        last couple
                        of weeks, basically, unnecessary stupidity, on the part
                        of the
                        gondola. Now I’m ready to talk about it. A lot of
                        companies are
                        finding they have to do certain things, move in certain
                        new
                        directions in order to deal with the pandemic and it’s
                        ramifications. Some companies however are using the
                        pandemic as an
                        excuse to do things they might not have gotten away with
                        under normal
                        conditions. The gondola, to be more precise, upper
                        management, falls
                        into that category. It started with us being kicked out.
                        Yup, told to
                        leave and that we were no longer welcome. Now let me
                        explain…. 
                    When
they
                              reopened a couple of weeks ago things were
                              obviously different
                              in order to achieve distancing. For starters, the
                              retail section was
                              gone. It had been removed to make room for the
                              restaurant to expand.
                              No problem if you ignore the fact that it was the
                              retail workers who
                              were the heart and sole of the place. They acted
                              as the ambassadors
                              who welcomed guest and answered questions. Oh
                              well, perhaps this
                              would be a temporary measure until things could
                              return to normal. And
                              yes, I complained about that. Within a few days
                              they were able to
                              open the Upper Lodge so customers could come in
                              out of the weather,
                              find a place to sit and enjoy a coffee or just
                              relax. The main deck
                              was the same, a few picnic tables scattered about
                              for customers to
                              use. Then, one morning we went in and found our
                              ‘usual’ table and
                              chairs but this time there was a ‘guard station’
                              in the middle of
                              the hallway. There was no one around so we walked
                              in and sat down.
                              After a while the new food and beverage manager
                              came over to talk to
                              us. This in itself was strange because this guy
                              had never once even
                              acknowledged us. He had taken over this department
                              back in the winter
                              but unlike everyone else there, had never showed
                              the slightest
                              inclination toward being friendly with customers.
                              He basically told
                              us that the whole of the Upper Lodge and Upper
                              deck were now under
                              his jurisdiction and part of his
                              restaurant, and that the restaurant is not open to
                              the public until
                              10:30 and that we were no longer permitted to be
                              in his restaurant
                              and must leave and should not come back. We were
                              to restrict
                              ourselves to the picnic tables in the lower plaza,
                              an area just below
                              the Lodge where the kid’s areas and playgrounds
                              were. Don’t let
                              the door hit you on the way out. We were shocked
                              and speechless. To
                              add to it, the couple we normally meet for coffee
                              up there have
                              mobility issues and could not get to the plaza
                              area, and, with the
                              west coast weather were are having, no one would
                              go to that area. 
                    When
we
                        got back down to the base area we had all come to the
                        same
                        conclusion, we were done. Our daily destination had been
                        removed from
                        our lives. As we walked out I ran into one of the senior
                        managers, I
                        told her we were done as we left. I told her I’d like to
                        discuss
                        what was happening but for now we were done. She stood
                        there with her
                        face grey and her jaw open. 
                    That
evening
                              I wrote a long and concise email to her and the
                              general
                              manager. Two days later I got a phone call from
                              the GM asking if I’d
                              be open to meeting with him, and stating he’d like
                              to clear things
                              up as quickly as possible. Ok. So, this past
                              Wednesday morning we met
                              in his office. We talked for over an hour. I
                              explained how they have
                              managed to alienate not just us but any customer
                              who might be up
                              there either before the restaurant opened, and or
                              any customer who
                              didn’t want to go into a restaurant in the first
                              place, or simply
                              wanted to come in out of the cold or rain. With
                              the new changes that
                              had turned the Lodge and deck into an exclusive
                              dining experience,
                              there was no where for normal gondola users to go
                              and that manager
                              had made it very clear that if you weren’t one of
                              his customers,
                              you weren’t welcome. Young mothers with small kids
                              now had no where
                              to go, people with mobility issues had no where to
                              go. The local
                              community now had no where to go if they weren't
                              there to go hiking.
                              We discussed several other issues that their
                              poorly thought out
                              procedures and changes had caused. Now, I’ve
                              learned over the last
                              few years that the GM is just that, a GM, and had
                              a tendency to say
                              what he thought we wanted to hear, and to gloss
                              over things, be
                              evasive and so on. I could however tell by
                              watching his face that the
                              concerns I was bringing were things that hadn’t
                              been thought out at
                              all and that he was indeed listening. He seemed
                              truly concerned with
                              how we were treated and how their plans would be
                              effecting the
                              locals, the very customer base they depended on
                              during slow times. He
                              said our issues and our conversation would be the
                              main topic at their
                              Thursday morning weekly managers meeting. He also
                              said he would keep
                              me appraised of what was going on. He also knew
                              that we had had
                              enough, we were in fact ‘done’ with the place and
                              would no longer
                              be the supporters we were known to be in the
                              community. We left it at
                              that. 
                    Friday
morning
                              I got another phone call from the GM. Low and
                              behold, they
                              are moving the restaurant area back to where it
                              had been, the whole
                              Upper Lodge and deck would no longer be ‘owned’ by
                              the restaurant
                              and the common spaces would be put back. They
                              would be doing this
                              over the next few days and he’d let me know when
                              it was done. He
                              also acknowledged the need for some sort of
                              greeter system at the top
                              to fill the gap left by the removal of the retail
                              people. He told me
                              about a situation that had enforced, in fact
                              proved, what I had been
                              telling them…. Thursday has started out nice and
                              sunny. By mid
                              morning the clouds had rolled in and the rain had
                              started. The
                              customers ‘at the top’ all came into the Lodge to
                              get out of the
                              weather. There was no where for them to go. They
                              were not permitted
                              in the restaurant unless they were restaurant
                              customers. (I think the
                              whole idea all along had been to force people into
                              being restaurant
                              customers). So, all these people had to sit on the
                              floor inside the
                              entrance doors with no where to go. There would
                              have been a lot of
                              piss off people sitting there. Now I await for his
                              call early next
                              week filling me in to what they have done and how
                              it will restore an
                              environment that will work for the customers.
                              Then, we will return.
                              They use Sue and I as a barometer of sorts and do
                              value our
                              suggestions and impressions. They just need to
                              start consulting us
                              before doing stupid things. But of course the
                              share holders wouldn’t
                              know us from a hole in the ground and wouldn’t
                              care if they did.
                              For them its just business, make a short term
                              profit at the expense
                              of long term stability. 
                    * 
                    For
anyone
                        interested, this link leads to a very interesting
                        article
                        about the Covid virus. 
                    Very
Interesting
                              Article About The Virus! 
                    doug 
                    
                      **** 
                     
                     
                    From
                          Russ 
                     
                     
                    Plop
-
                        plop - plop. 
                    Sitting
outside
                        at her picnic table in the village of Ripley, Ontario,
                        and
                        minding her own business, she became aware of some
                        unusual sounds
                        coming from nearby. Looking in the direction of the
                        sound, she saw
                        round, black objects striking the blacktop driveway. At
                        first she
                        thought it was walnuts, but dropping walnuts don’t
                        usually get up
                        and run away! She called to her husband who was working
                        outside; he
                        investigated and with his wife, they found these walking
                        little,
                        black creatures were baby birds. They counted – one,
                        two, three, up
                        to eight who, after shaking off the effects of the
                        dangerous drop,
                        found their mother hiding behind the tree. She called to
                        her family
                        and altogether, they marched off never to be seen again.
                        One problem;
                        one chicklet was not following. It was still shaking
                        it’s little
                        head, trying to restore it’s senses. 
                    Not
wanting
                        the helpless little thing to perish, the husband put on
                        a
                        pair of gloves (so as not to leave a ‘human’ scent), and
                        carefully, caressing the baby, he held it close to his
                        face in an
                        act of tenderness. 
                    “We
can’t
                        hold it forever”, he said. “should we take it to a vet?” 
                    “Let’s
try
                        to find the rest of the flock” said she. But no, this
                        was not
                        to be. “We’ll set the baby down where we last saw the
                        mother, in
                        hopes she will come back for this one”. 
                      
                    Ducks
nesting
                        in trees? Never heard of it. But, relating the story
                        later to
                        some friends, they learned it must have been a Wood Duck
                        as they
                        build their nests in trees near water. But, their was no
                        water where
                        these were nesting. 
                    Finding
this
                        incident interesting, I researched it and educated
                        myself. 
                    “Wood
Duck”
                        (Carolina Duck) 
                    Nest
in
                        cavities in trees near water; 
                    Although
they
                        are ‘waterfowl’ and have webbed feet, they also have
                        sharp
                        claws for perching in trees; 
                    They
feed
                        by ‘dabbling’ or walking on land; 
                    Eating
berries,
                        acorns and seeds, but also insects (which makes them
                        omnivores) 
                    Females
lay
                        between 7 to 15 white-tan eggs, incubating in 30 days. 
                    Soon
after
                        hatching and when mother believes they’re ready, she
                        jumps
                        down and her brood follows(without question and
                        regardless of the
                        height – and you’ll find this hard to believe; may jump
                        from
                        height of up to 290 feet – without injury!! 
                    Being
tiny
                        in size, when adult they are less than 2 feet long, with
                        a
                        wingspan of less than two-an-one-half feet across.
                        Mallard Ducks are
                        3 times their size! 
                    Had
dramatically
                        decreased in the 19th century due to deforestation,
                        habitat destruction, and hunting. Can you imagine
                        killing arguably
                        the most colourful waterfowl in North America? 
                    Beautifully
coloured
                        feathers with an iridescent sheen to them; although the
                        females are bland, the males are remarkably colourful,
                        the brighter
                        the male bird the better the strain. 
                    Vanity
was
                        responsible for the slaughter of male wood ducks, as
                        women wanted
                        the brightly-coloured feathers to adorn their hats! 
                    They
are
                        migratory birds, protected by law (Migratory Bird Act) 
                    wintering
in
                        Texas and Mexico. 
                    Humans
have
                        not domesticated wood ducks in any way. It’s illegal to
                        own a
                        wood duck as a pet. Sorry Greg. But even though the
                        injured baby
                        walked up to you and settled down at your feet and would
                        not leave
                        you, thereby ‘imprinting’ on you, later in the day of
                        the
                        miraculous drop onto hard pavement, you cannot keep it . 
                      
                    The
beauty
                        of the male Wood Duck is so breath-taking I will not
                        attempt
                        to describe it here, and if you are interested, you will
                        find
                        drawings and photographs on the internet, which I
                        accessed to write
                        todays column. 
                    The
persons
                        of which I write are my son, Greg, and his lovely wife
                        Berttie of Ripley, Ontario. 
                    PS
The
                        little duck which thought Greg was it’s mommy was never
                        again
                        seen to this date, probably a warm dinner for some
                        neighbour’s cat. 
                    Hoping
you
                        will enjoy reading my column as much as I did writing it
                        today. 
                     
                     
                    Uncle
Russ.
                        (Quack, quack) 
                    
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                    ONTARION
                          REPORT 
                    Hello
                        everyone! 
                    Well,
it
                        happened once again that I had a “Small World”
                        experience
                        today. I have a leaf blower that I purchased in
                        Wellesley back in
                        1992 to use to clean driveways when I was operating my
                        own Driveway
                        Sealing business back then. It’s started and ran without
                        fail ever
                        since and I actually use it a couple of times a week and
                        of course
                        hundreds of times back when I was sealing driveways. I
                        think I
                        changed the spark plug once in all those years. About
                        two weeks ago,
                        it quit on me and would not start. I took it to a small
                        engine repair
                        shop in Kitchener but the fellow there could not fix it.
                        As it turned
                        out, the starter coil was shot after all these years.
                        When I checked
                        with the company last week they pointed me toward an
                        “Echo”
                        equipment repair shop in Ayr Ontario but when I checked
                        with them,
                        they told me that the part was no longer available. I
                        called Echo
                        Manufacturing in London today and the parts fellow there
                        told me it
                        was no longer available as well but gave me the name of
                        a fellow in
                        Millbank Ontario that might have a used blower for
                        parts. His name is
                        Steve Zehr at Zehr’s Sales and Manufacturing. They sell
                        all sorts
                        of lawn and farm equipment and any other piece of
                        machinery with a
                        small engine. The fellow in London said that Steve had
                        all sorts of
                        old equipment and might have a part to fix my blower. 
                    I
                        called Steve and he asked me to bring the blower out to
                        him since he
                        most likely could fix it with used parts. So, I hopped
                        into the MG
                        this afternoon and drove out to drop the blower off at
                        Zehr’s Mfg.
                        Steve met me in the shop out there and assured me that
                        he’d get the
                        blower working if I could leave it with him for a few
                        days. Now to
                        get to my point about the small world, I was walking
                        back to my MG in
                        the parking lot and there was a young fellow about 30
                        years old
                        standing there with his dog and as I passed, the dog
                        came to my side
                        and the dog’s owner said hello. I was wearing a Waterloo
                        Fire
                        Rescue tee shirt and the young fellow said as I passed,
                        “I work for
                        Waterloo Fire!” I stopped and talked with him for a
                        couple of
                        minutes. What are the chances of that connection
                        happening in the
                        small town of Millbank? He told me that he’d been on the
                        fire dept
                        for 15 years. I didn’t know him of course since he had
                        started on
                        my very platoon just three years after I had retired. We
                        chatted a
                        bit about the different Firefighters that were on the
                        dept when I was
                        still working, that are still working there today. It
                        was cool to
                        meet someone that I would consider a “New Firefighter”
                        if I were
                        still on the job today. I’m not one to visit any of the
                        stations in
                        Waterloo since my retirement but I do see a lot of the
                        retirees and
                        present day members when we have the retirement banquet
                        every spring! 
                    With
the
                        Covid problem this year’s banquet was cancelled but
                        hopefully
                        there will be a banquet next spring and I’ll get to see
                        some of the
                        “new members” at that event, along with many of the
                        retirees! It
                        seems I can’t go anywhere these days without bumping
                        into someone
                        from my past or my past place of employment! As I said
                        in last week’s
                        Ontarion it’s indeed a small world and I do enjoy
                        meeting up with
                        people from my past! This is one of the reasons I enjoy
                        the
                        bi-monthly gatherings we have for the retired members
                        from Waterloo
                        Fire Rescue that are held at the Waterloo Legion Hall.
                        It’s always
                        fun to look back on the years we spent responding to the
                        many
                        hundreds (Actually Thousands) of emergency calls while
                        on the job, as
                        they say! It’s funny but this fellow that I met today
                        said he’s
                        still known as one of the “New Guys” at work even though
                        he’s
                        been on the Department for 15 years, just as I was when
                        working even
                        after more than the first 20 years on Waterloo Fire. I
                        guess old
                        habits die hard! There have been many changes to the
                        Department since
                        I left but we still had a lot in common when we talked
                        about WFR
                        (Waterloo Fire Rescue) as they call it now. It used to
                        be Waterloo
                        Fire Department in my day! The city has since officially
                        changed the
                        name to Fire Rescue. 
                    Matt
Bannister
                        is the young fellow’s name and he asked me to drop in to
                        Station One sometime to have a visit with he and his
                        crew members to
                        have a talk about how things have changed and a look at
                        the modern
                        equipment they use today! I think once this Covid
                        problem has ended I
                        might just take him up on his invitation! There are only
                        about a
                        dozen firefighters on the job today that were there when
                        I was
                        working on WFR! Most of them have retired since I did
                        back in 2002. I
                        had every intention of writing a book about my years in
                        the Fire
                        Service but I guess I just got lazy after retiring and
                        that project
                        was shelved for the past 18 years. When I read the book
                        that Russ
                        wrote and published it kind of gave me a nudge to try to
                        get some
                        notes down on the computer to do the same but once
                        again, the idea
                        was shelved! Oh well, you never know when I might
                        rekindle the flame
                        and start the book idea once again! You know, we
                        retirees are so busy
                        it’s difficult to make the time to sit and do a project
                        such as a
                        book! There’s always something to occupy one’s time and
                        it seems
                        to be more so after one retires! Just ask Russ or Doug! 
                    That’s
about
                        all I have for this week folks! 
                    Thanks
for
                        tuning in and I’ll look forward to talking to you all
                        again
                        next week in The Ontarion Report! 
                    Bye
for
                        now … Greg 
                    PS:
Something
                        To Think About> 
                        Don’t Quit 
                    When
things
                        go wrong, as they sometimes will, When the road you’re
                        trudging seems all uphill, When the funds are low and
                        the debts are
                        high, 
                    And
you
                        want to smile but you have to sigh, 
                     
                    When
care
                        is pressing you down a bit, 
                    Life
is
                        queer with it’s twists and turns, 
                    As
every
                        one of us sometimes learns, 
                     
                    And
many
                        a failure turns about 
                    When
he
                        might have won had he stuck it out; 
                    Don’t
give
                        up though the pace seems slow- 
                    You
may
                        succeed with another blow. 
                    Success
is
                        failure turned inside out- 
                    The
silver
                        tint of the clouds of doubt, 
                    And
you
                        never can tell just how close 
                     You
                        are, 
                    It
may
                        be near when it seems so far; 
                    So,
stick
                        to the fight 
                    When
you’re
                        hardest hit 
                    It’s
when
                        things seem worst that you 
                     
                     Must
Not
                        Quit! 
                     
                     
                    
                      **** 
                    
                     
                      Take
                          Care And Be Safe 
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