The
                              Squamidian Report – Feb. 8 / 20 
                       
                       
                    Issue
                        #924 
                        Including: 
                    From
                        Karl 
                        From
                        Russ 
                        The
                        Ontarion 
                    Hi
                        All, 
                    Contrary
to
                        popular belief (or perhaps wishful thinking) we didn’t
                        get
                        washed away during last week’s rampaging rains. And yes,
                        it
                        certainly rained. At times there was so much water in
                        the air that if
                        one was a strong enough swimmer, one could almost have
                        swum straight
                        upward, assuming one could swim up faster than the rain
                        was falling
                        down. Locally we faired quite well with only sections of
                        the Squamish
                        River Valley being flooded and the roadway through there
                        being washed
                        out in a few places. The Vancouver area and Fraser
                        Valley suffered a
                        lot more than we did with overflowing rivers, rock
                        slides, road
                        washouts, residential areas flooded and so on. One of
                        the border
                        crossing had to shut down for several days as that area
                        (Sumas) was
                        under water. Most major highways that access the
                        Interior were closed
                        due to rock and mud slides. We only had a foot and a
                        half of rain
                        during that week, parts of Vancouver Island had a meter
                        (3ft) during
                        the same period. 
                    Interestingly,
the
                        type of weather system responsible for that kind of rain
                        used to
                        be called a ‘pineapple express’, but is no longer. I
                        guess that
                        name must have offended pineapples because those systems
                        have had a
                        name change, now being referred to as ‘atmospheric
                        rivers’.
                        That’s actually a better name because on a weather map
                        they do in
                        fact look like rivers and they certainly have the volume
                        of water
                        embedded within, to qualify as a river. When they get
                        set up over the
                        Pacific ocean and target an area by staying fairly
                        stationary were
                        they hit land, they can keep on pumping for days on end
                        with
                        staggering volumes of water. Makes for interesting
                        observation. 
                    * 
                    One
week
                        to go…. As you know, the gondola re-opens next Friday.
                        They
                        have put all the new cabins on the line. Most are still
                        wrapped in
                        their shipping protection material but thats ok, they
                        should be nice
                        and shiny with that ‘new cable cabin’ smell. Gondola
                        staff have
                        been going up regularly, getting the shelves re-stocked
                        and the lodge
                        spiffed up. There is a feeling of excitement there, and
                        a lot of
                        hustle and bustle. Lots of activities have been planned
                        for the
                        opening, including live musicians and that therefor
                        includes me. It’s
                        been 6 long months since the devastation and now (well,
                        a week from
                        now) its time to get back up there, and be part of ‘up
                        there’. 
                    There
will
                              be dignitaries, owner, vip’s, important people,
                              the media, and
                              so on at the base level doing their thing and
                              giving their speeches.
                              Then they will all ride up as the ‘first’ to go
                              (ignoring the
                              fact that staff has been going up for a couple of
                              weeks). Then, the
                              lowly public will be permitted up. That’s the
                              group we are in. The
                              day will be hectic due to the events taking place.
                              It could very well
                              be a total gong show because for some reason they
                              are trying to do
                              their opening ceremonies on the first day they are
                              back open when
                              they’d have been better off opening on the 14th
                              then having the ‘grand’ opening on the following
                              Sunday. Oh well.
                              Could be entertaining. 
                    doug 
                    
                      **** 
                    From
                          Karl 
                    Thanks
for
                        a great read again to all who contributed there stories
                        ,Here in
                        Australia “Melbourne” we are having the most CRAZEY
                        weather with
                        40+ temps and Dust storms Hale stones the size of
                        Baseball ALL in one
                        Day on top of the Fires that are raging around Australia
                        ,Climate
                        change you think??? Last night we had Lots of rain and
                        in the morning
                        EVERYTHING was covered in RED DUST which is a new thing
                        I guess its
                        from the Dust storms picked up from central Australia
                        and washed down
                        with the Rains ,Bur NOT enough rain to put out a lot of
                        Fires they
                        have been ongoing for 5 MONTHS now, Lot of the Fires
                        where started by
                        Lightning strikes ,The sad thing about this Fire
                        situation is the
                        loss of Animal life which is I kid you not 1 BILLION yes
                        BILLION some
                        species will be extinct from this fires ,I am getting
                        emotional just
                        writing about the loss of wildlife so I will end for now
                        and I will
                        post a few photos. 
                    KARL 
                    These
photos
                        where from the beach in Altona which is just down the
                        road
                        from here with Smoke haze, and depends which way the
                        wind blows.. 
                    
                      
                    
                      **** 
                    From
                          Russ 
                    A
                        whale of a tale, or a tail of a whale. 
                    Southern
Right
                        Whales are a member of the ‘baleen whale’ family. Many
                        baleen whales will take in large amounts of water as
                        they skim along
                        the surface with mouths wide open, then strain the water
                        back out
                        through special plates in their mouths known as
                        “baleens”. The
                        ‘krill (their main diet), are trapped inside the baleen
                        and then
                        are swallowed. 
                    These
‘dorsal-less’
                        sailors know when it’s time to take a load off,
                        occasionally holding their back flippers in the air and
                        letting the
                        wind push them through the water! Yeah, really! Where
                        would I go to
                        see these ‘sailors’? There are cruise ships that sail to
                        Antarctica making their $money by guaranteeing gullible
                        tourists
                        they’ll see many of these whales and penguins. Yeah,
                        maybe. 
                    Southern
Right
                        Whales have other destinations; Antarctic Peninsula,
                        Falkland
                        Islands, South Georgia, and Tristan da Cunha. In other
                        words, all
                        sub-tropical to sub-Antarctic waters. 
                    The
Southern
                        Right Whales are big; 15 metres long and weighing up to
                        47
                        tonnes, but not as big as Hump-back Whales. The Right
                        Whales in the
                        Arctic were hunted to near extinction by Whalers coming
                        from Europe
                        and Iceland, etc. around the turn of the 18th Century.
                        Our Northern
                        whales are slowly recovering since ‘whaling’ is no
                        longer
                        allowed. But the ‘conservation’ status of the Southern
                        Right
                        Whale is of “least concern”. 
                    If
you’re
                        ever lucky/unlucky to get close enough you may be able
                        to
                        see they are dark grey or black with white belly’s,
                        which could
                        describe most water creatures; that being a ‘safety
                        feature’
                        granted by evolution. Predators looking up will see only
                        white, which
                        they may take as the surface, while looking down see
                        only darkness
                        which the may take as the bottom. But, the feature which
                        sets SRW’s
                        apart is the UGLY, crusty growths on their heads! Some
                        authorities
                        claim these are caused by ‘host parasites’, resulting in
                        calluses. Yeah, and they’re still ugly! 
                    Ugly
or
                        not, they are social creatures, sometimes playful when
                        it comes to
                        being around humans. They have been known to give
                        boaters and kayaks
                        rides on their backs! They are also known to interact
                        with dolphins
                        and Humpback Whales. But, don’t expect a fast ride –
                        their top
                        speed is around 5Km per hr. As you all know, that’s how
                        they got
                        their names, “Right Whales”. Because they were slow and
                        friendly,
                        with lots of blubber, they were the right whales to he
                        harpooned.
                        WARNING to readers: The following three paragraphs may
                        be offensive
                        to females and may invoke feelings of jealousy among
                        males. But,
                        you’ll have to wait until next week to find out! 
                    Your
old
                        Uncle Russ. 
                    
                      **** 
                    **** 
                    THE
ONTARION
                        REPORT 
                    Hello
                        everyone! 
                     Well,
here
                        we go again with another serious situation in our fair
                        city.
                        There was another serious fire last night on Blackhorn
                        Cr. The
                        homeowner was able to exit the home before any serious
                        harm came to
                        him. I’m not sure exactly where on Blackhorn Cr it was
                        situated but
                        I hope it wasn’t within close proximity to Doug’s
                        sister’s
                        place. The house number was 76! The fire gutted the home
                        so I hope
                        the gentleman had insurance. There seem to be a lot of
                        serious
                        incidents happening in KW these days. If it’s not a
                        major fire,
                        it’s a shooting or stabbing somewhere in our area. There
                        must be
                        something in the air that provokes such happenings. The
                        big item in
                        the news these days is of course the Coronavirus from
                        China. With
                        over 500 deaths so far from this dreaded disease I think
                        the world
                        could be in serious trouble if the medical specialists
                        don’t find a
                        vaccine soon to combat the spread! The latest news
                        stated that there
                        are two huge cruise ships filled with passengers that
                        have been
                        quarantined because of people on board that have tested
                        positive for
                        the virus. The first one mentioned is sitting just off
                        the coast of
                        Japan and there is a couple from Port Dover Ontario that
                        is on the
                        ship. They stated that all passengers have been confined
                        to their
                        cabins for the next two weeks to help combat the spread.
                        Back a few
                        days ago there was a report of a fellow that was on
                        board an Air
                        Canada plane heading for Jamaica who stood up and
                        announced to the
                        other passengers that he had just gotten back from a
                        trip to China
                        and had tested positive for the Coronavirus. The crew
                        immediately
                        enacted their disease protocol and the Captain decided
                        to turn the
                        plane around and return to Toronto. When the plane
                        landed the police
                        took charge of the situation and removed the offending
                        passenger from
                        the plane. The passengers were all tested for the virus
                        and it was
                        found after questioning the offender that he did this as
                        a joke to
                        gain some online publicity for himself. He’s been
                        charged with
                        public mischief and a couple of other offences and is
                        due to appear
                        in court in April to answer the charges. I’m sure he’ll
                        be held
                        responsible for the cost to Air Canada for the return
                        trip to Toronto
                        as well as the cost for rebooking the trips of all the
                        passengers.
                        What a foolish thing to do! This epidemic is nothing to
                        joke about
                        for sure! 
                    
                      * 
                    Life
isn’t
                        all gloom and doom but sometimes it seems that way
                        doesn’t
                        it? 
                    With
the
                        winter dragging on like it seems to be doing this year
                        I’m sure
                        most people are really looking forward to spring
                        arriving. I know I
                        am as I may have stated before! Once the weather warms
                        up a tad, we
                        can at least get out onto the patio and do some
                        barbecuing again.
                        That’s the one thing I miss once the winter sets in! I
                        know that
                        BBQing is a handy way to give Carole a break in the
                        kitchen and it’s
                        kind of fun to do some of the cooking without getting in
                        her way in
                        the kitchen. Of course one can BBQ even in the winter
                        but it’s not
                        as pleasant to be outside in the cold weather. It’s more
                        fun when I
                        can do it in a tee shirt and jeans than in a heavy
                        winter coat and
                        snow pants etc. I hope that our groundhog has predicted
                        accurately
                        this year and that we are in for an early spring. I’m
                        sure he’s
                        tired of this winter too! Oh well, until such time as
                        spring arrives
                        we’ll just have to keep on shoveling and blowing the
                        snow off the
                        walkways and driving with due caution. Let’s hope Mother
                        Nature
                        will take pity on us and warm things up soon! 
                    
                      * 
                    That’s
about
                        all for this week folks! 
                        Thanks
                        for tuning in and I’ll look forward to talking to you
                        all again
                        next time in The Ontarion Report! 
                    Bye
for
                        now … Greg 
                    PS:
Something
                        To Think About> 
                        Selling
                        is like hog calling. It isn’t the noise you make, it’s
                        the appeal
                        in your voice. 
                    
                      **** 
                    Have
a
                        good one.. 
                        the doug 
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