The
                            Squamidian Report – Sept. 14/19 
                    
                    Issue
                        #903 
                        Including: 
                    Sus
Responds
                        To Rosemary’s Query 
                        From
                        Russ 
                        The
                        Ontarion 
                     
                     
                    Hi
                        All, 
                     
                     
                    As
the
                        more observant of you probably know, the day with the
                        most
                        daylight is on or about June 21st and the day
                        with the
                        shortest amount of daylight is on or about December 21st.
                        The actual ‘days’ are not longer or shorter, they remain
                        at about
                        24 hours in length, it’s the distribution of hours of
                        sunlight that
                        change due to the tilt in our planets orbit. At least
                        that is the
                        case for us who live north of the equator. You guys
                        south of the
                        equator are on your own. Anyway, here we are about half
                        way through
                        September and just about half way through the June –
                        December
                        stretch and our hours of daylight have shrunk, at the
                        latitude where
                        I live, by about 3.5 hours. We’ve lost 1.5 hours of
                        light from our
                        mornings and an incredible 2 hours from our evenings.
                        With the
                        federal election having just been called, I think we as
                        tax paying
                        citizens should be demanding that this become an
                        election issue, that
                        our noble politicians be held accountable and that they
                        should be
                        doing something about it. (I used the term ‘noble’ in
                        jest). We
                        need to be demanding more daylight per day, not less.
                        Mind you, if
                        they did grant us a better allotment of daylight, they’d
                        turn
                        around and tax it all right back so we’d be no further
                        ahead than
                        we are now. 
                     
                     
                    But
get
                        this….. as you also probably know, every time it’s time
                        to
                        switch between Standard and Daylight Saving Time,
                        everyone complains
                        about how useless that exercise is and how tiring and
                        costly it is.
                        Its been proven that vehicle crashes go up during the
                        week following
                        the change in either direction, heart attacks go up,
                        people run
                        around angry and sleep deprived and so on. At the time
                        of the last
                        change, the one that took us from Standard time to
                        Daylight Saving
                        Time, there was the usual uproar of BC citizens
                        demanding that the
                        provincial government put a stop to the lunacy. Our
                        premier came on
                        the news lecturing the province that no one, especially
                        businesses,
                        wanted the practice of time switching to end, everyone
                        was quite
                        happy the way things were. He went on to say that
                        regardless of the
                        wishes of a small, fanatical group of people who wanted
                        the switching
                        to stop, we would continue to make the bi-yearly
                        changes. 
                     
                     
                    Much
to
                        his uninformed surprise, he then heard from all sorts of
                        businesses and organizations etc that he was wrong and
                        that the vast
                        majority of everyone were fed up with the time switches
                        and putting
                        an end to it was what everyone wanted. Then, he heard
                        from the
                        governors of the three States south of us, all stating
                        that they were
                        in the process of ending the time-changes there. Our
                        lazy misinformed
                        premier came back on the news stating how that most of
                        BC now wanted
                        to end the changes and our businesses that wanted to
                        stay in sync
                        with the States to our south. He had originally stated
                        that our
                        businesses had wanted to stay in sync with the provinces
                        east of us,
                        which is obviously where all of them are, even though we
                        are never in
                        sync with any of them. An on-line poll was set up to see
                        if there was
                        indeed merit in pursuing the idea of dropping switching
                        and therefore
                        staying year round on one time system. The polls came
                        back showing
                        92% of the respondents were very much in favor of
                        dropping, forever,
                        the practice of switching times, and of them the vast
                        majority
                        indicated a desire to stay with Daylight Saving Time
                        which much
                        better suited the daylight window that this province
                        gets. As well,
                        this poll had the highest participation numbers of any
                        poll to date. 
                     
                     
                    Our
brave
                        premier is now in conversations with the governors to
                        the south
                        and it looks like the biggest hurtle to overcome will be
                        that the US
                        States must have congress pass some bill that would
                        permit them to
                        adopt dropping the time changes. Everyone however is in
                        agreement
                        that we should all stay on Daylight Saving Time. Of
                        course, knowing
                        how bureaucracies work, they will probably get it wrong
                        and lock us
                        into Standard time but we can hope for the best. Whether
                        or not the
                        various legislations are in place in time to avoid the
                        ‘fall back’
                        switch this fall remains to be seen. Again, we can hope.
                        If not,
                        we’ll have to go through one more round of useless
                        traditions and
                        then be locked into DST next spring. Either way, as hard
                        as it is to
                        believe, there is actually some progress happening at
                        government
                        level on something so simple that could make so many
                        lives so much
                        better, but, don’t tell them that or they will change
                        their minds
                        again. 
                    * 
                    Latest
update
                        on the gondola situation…. There is a short video on
                        Global
                        BC Tv that gives a tiny bit of info regarding how
                        repairs etc are
                        coming. If this link works, you can watch it but be
                        aware there is a 12 second commercial at the beginning.
                        So, give it a try, kind of
                        interesting although short of any actual technical
                        details. 
                    https://globalnews.ca/video/5897340/new-look-at-repairs-to-the-sea-to-sky-gondola 
                     
                     
                    doug 
                    **** 
                    Sus
Responds
                          To Rosemary’s Query 
                    Hi
                        Sus. 
                    Those
of
                        us tucked up safely in Ontario are hoping you Atlantic
                        Canada
                        folks have successfully battled that awful storm. Is
                        everything OK
                        where you are? Did you get much damage? It sounds like
                        it was very
                        scary. 
                    Would
like
                        to hear from you when you can send an update. 
                    Rosemary 
                    * 
                    Hi 
                    Yes
we
                        survived the hurricane thank goodness! Saturday night
                        was kind of
                        uncomfortable with big wind gusts hitting the house most
                        of the
                        night. 
                     
                    I
                        even wondered if we should have slept downstairs in case
                        the house
                        got hit by a tree. As it was we lost at least 10 trees,
                        luckily
                        falling in good places. 
                    Three
of
                        them landed on our bunk house, actually they rested on
                        it in such
                        a way that we could tie a rope to them and pull them
                        away with the
                        tractor from the building 
                    and
then
                        land them on the ground. Sunday turned out to be a
                        beautiful
                        day for us to clean up the yard from bits and pieces of
                        leaves and
                        twigs and then cut up the fallen trees for firewood. We
                        lost power
                        Saturday afternoon until Monday evening. We were lucky
                        as some
                        people still have no power. The good thing is we are
                        safe and sound. 
                    Thanks
for
                        thinking about us, 
                    Sus 
                     
                     
                    **** 
                     
                     
                    From
                          Russ 
                    Then
&
                        Now 
                    The
Kitchener
                        Police Department receives a complaint from Lovette’s
                        Sporting Goods store on King Street, West: (about 1954) 
                      
                    “Someone
made
                        off with one of my revolvers; some kids from KCI
                        (Kitchener
                        Collegiate Institute) were in my store over the noon
                        hour, admiring
                        some of the new revolvers I just got in, and I suspect
                        that’s where
                        it went”, said the owner. 
                    “Send
Juvenile
                        as it’s likely a “kid”, (under 16) ordered the Duty
                        Officer. 
                    I’m
the
                        only Juvenile Branch cop on duty (and the only cop in
                        the branch
                        at that time – I am the “Branch”, as it was in it’s
                        infancy) 
                      
                    Responding
to
                        Lovette’s, in ‘plain’ clothes, and in a ‘plain’ car, I
                        don’t look much like a cop. I have to show my badge to
                        convince Mr.
                        Lovett I’m really a cop before he answers my questions.
                        Receiving
                        the details of the “theft”, I respond to KCI where I
                        speak with
                        the Principal. 
                    “My
information
                        leads to Tommy Vogt (not his real name), a student at
                        KCI”, I explain. 
                    “Well,
let’s
                        have a look in his locker”, says the principal
                        cheerfully,
                        while he removes a ‘bolt-cutter’ from the lowest drawer
                        in his
                        desk, “you’d be surprised how often we have to cut a
                        student’s
                        combination lock around here”. 
                    Note:
As
                        a cop, I’d need a “search warrant” to bust the lock and
                        search a student’s locker, but the principal is the
                        kid’s
                        ‘parent’ while he/she is attending his school. 
                      
                    “’Yup
–
                        here it is”, says the principal, who seems to enjoy
                        being
                        “Perry Mason”. I take possession of the ‘evidence’,
                        while
                        Tommy is requested to “attend the office”. He’s a
                        smart-looking kid with honest eyes, well dressed, and
                        polite. I
                        introduce myself, and do the ‘interview’ (with little
                        interruption from the P.) 
                    To
make
                        a short story shorter, Tommy ‘owns up’ to stealing the
                        gun
                        and hiding it in his locker. There was never any
                        intention of his
                        obtaining ammunition for the firearm. His ‘motive’?
                        “Notice
                        me”. 
                      
                    Conclusion:
Mr.
                        Lovette got his new gun back, and didn’t want to lay
                        ‘charges’. 
                    I
                        completed a “Police Contact” occurrence report, which
                        ‘Offense’
                        was “cleared by confession”, and a Protected Juvenile
                        “card”
                        filed in my office. No persons have access to a
                        Juvenile’s file
                        except a ‘Court of Law’, and only then, if it contains
                        information which could assist the court in ‘aiding’
                        said
                        juvenile in a “finding of delinquency”. (except, of
                        course, if
                        Tommy again comes to police attention in any future
                        ‘contact’
                        while still a ‘juvenile’, and Juvenile Court is an
                        ‘option’) 
                      
                    To
keep
                        this story short, and to get me off my “pressure ulcer”,
                        we’ll do the comparison of this week’s column to NOW. 
                     
                     
                    Corporal
R.G.
                        Brubacher 
                     
                     
                    I
                        forgot to mention the ‘punishment’ meted out Tommy, age
                        15: KCI
                        suspended him for 3 months (but ‘sentence’ was not
                        passed based
                        on ‘good behaviour) 
                    After
my
                        parental interview, Tommy was “grounded” for the same 3
                        months; no bringing home friends; to go straight home
                        after school
                        and to finish his homework before suppertime. He was
                        also “banned”
                        from Lovette’s until further notice. Mr. Lovette “banned
                        him for
                        life!” 
                    RGB 
                    **** 
                     
                     
                    THE
ONTARION
                          REPORT 
                     
                     
                    Hello
                        everyone! 
                    With
fall
                        coming on strong, so is the barrage of political adverts
                        on TV.
                        It won’t take long for the nasty to come out of each
                        party
                        criticizing the other. Of course the federal Liberals
                        have given the
                        other parties lots to complain about so my personal
                        opinion of their
                        chance of being reelected is easy to guess! NOPE! I
                        don’t think
                        Trudeau will be heading our government a second time! Of
                        course
                        that’s just my take on things at this time. There will
                        be loads of
                        die hard Liberals that will still support this jerk but
                        hopefully not
                        enough to put him back into power! I had a young fellow
                        knock on our
                        door tonight and when I answered the door he tried to
                        hand me a flyer
                        entitled “Our Liberal Government” and all I could do was
                        smile
                        and say “No thank you!” The young man just smiled back
                        at me and
                        with several lawn signs over his shoulder made an about
                        face and
                        headed on to his next stop. My guess was that he knew
                        what I was
                        thinking without asking for any details. LOL! I’m sure
                        that mine
                        wasn’t the only negative response he’d already had so
                        early in
                        the evening of his campaigning for what has been a
                        failing party for
                        our country! It will indeed be interesting to see how
                        many “Liberal”
                        signs show up on lawns this time around. Not many I dare
                        say! 
                    * 
                    It’s
that
                        time of year when the kids are back to school and the
                        speed
                        warnings are out once again for those who don’t respect
                        the 40km/h
                        limit in school zones. The Waterloo Regional Police had
                        their radar
                        set up on our local streets the first morning of school
                        and it was
                        reported that they charged over 20 drivers with speeding
                        in school
                        zones. It was noted on the news that several of the
                        people charged
                        were actually parents that had just dropped their
                        children off at the
                        very school in front of which they were speeding! What
                        morons these
                        people must be and they deserve whatever fine is laid
                        upon them!
                        Let’s hope they at least learn from their mistakes! 
                     
                     
                    As
if
                        the local police force doesn’t have enough on their
                        hands
                        without having to police the speeders in school zones.
                        Surely at
                        least those who have children in school would be smart
                        enough to obey
                        the speed limits imposed in the zones where their own
                        kids spend
                        every weekday! If these parents can’t set an example for
                        other
                        drivers then who can? Maybe it’s time to increase the
                        fines for
                        speeding in the city! The regional police chief was on
                        the news the
                        other night stating how many overtime hours were
                        accumulated last
                        year compared to previous years. It was horrendous how
                        much of an
                        increase in hours there was when compared to the last
                        couple of years
                        here in Waterloo Region. Two years ago their budget
                        showed a savings
                        of $49,000.00 due to the lack of overtime hours and this
                        past year
                        there was an accumulation of more than 70,000 hours of
                        overtime
                        facing the police budget! This boiled down to more than
                        ¾ of a
                        million dollars in overtime that had to be added to this
                        year’s
                        budget! The chief stated that of course with the
                        increase in serious
                        crime here in the Region the overtime hours coincide
                        accordingly. The
                        more serious the crime the more hours it takes to try to
                        solve the
                        crime and catch the criminals involved. Makes sense to
                        me! When the
                        crimes in the past were petty theft, speeding and lesser
                        serious ones
                        than we have happening today the overtime hours were not
                        required to
                        be put in to solve them. Nowadays with the proliferation
                        of more
                        serious crimes happening in a growing region it stands
                        to reason that
                        the cost will increase along with the number of hours
                        needed to solve
                        the crimes. Guess that’s just the way things go with an
                        increase in
                        population! 
                     
                     
                     
                    When
big
                        budgets to run the city or region have to increase, so
                        do the
                        taxes we all have to pay to support these needs. It’s
                        just one of
                        those things I guess! 
                     
                     
                    That’s
about
                        all I have to say for this week folks! 
                        Thanks
                        for tuning in and I’ll look forward to talking to you
                        all again
                        next time in The Ontarion Report! 
                    Bye
for
                        now … Greg 
                    PS:
Something
                        To Think About> 
                        Curiosity
                        is the only intelligence test, which tells what one may
                        become as
                        well as what one is! 
                     
                      
                    **** 
                      Have
                          a good one.. 
                      the
                          doug 
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