The
                            Squamidian Report – Nov. 9 / 19 
                      
                      
                      
                    Issue
                        #911 
                        Including: 
                    From
                        Lorne 
                        From
                        Russ 
                        The
                        Ontarion 
                     
                     
                    Hi
                        All, 
                    Over
the
                        last several weeks I’ve been filling my allotted space
                        on these
                        pages with long drawn-out writings. This weeks I’m
                        scraping the
                        bottom of the barrel and therefore to most reader’s
                        delight, I have
                        very little to say. And not wanting to disappoint, I’ll
                        say very
                        little. So, that ‘very little’ is about the needless
                        time change
                        most of us went through again this fall, the old ‘fall
                        back’
                        adjustment to the clock. Its hard on everyone and a
                        waist of effort
                        and accomplishes nothing at all. Way back last spring
                        when we were
                        faced with the ‘spring forward’ half of the cycle our BC
                        provincial government acknowledged that there was a
                        growing desire to
                        abandon the bi-yearly changing of the time. They would
                        have preferred
                        to simply let the topic drop and continue on with the
                        status quo and
                        do nothing about it, just let us all go through the
                        change twice a
                        year because doing nothing is the easiest route for them
                        to take.
                        Because of the public’s demand to stop the changes and
                        perhaps to
                        prove that we in fact weren’t so determined to push for
                        a stop,
                        they held an on-line referendum. The expectation was
                        that there would
                        be very little interest in filling out on-line choices
                        and the
                        results would be a spit, they could go no doing nothing
                        and follow
                        along with the other provinces and states that sat back
                        and did
                        nothing, letting the time changes continue. Our premier
                        even went on
                        the news stated that he was confident that no one really
                        cared and
                        that most people and ALL businesses wanted to continue
                        changed twice
                        yearly, as did the 3 US states south of us. 
                    Well,
more
                        people responded to the referendum than to any other
                        issue that
                        had ever been put to the people. And, of the huge number
                        of
                        respondents, about 98% wanted to end the nonsense and
                        stop the
                        changes, and, about 98% of the 98% wanted to stay with
                        summer time
                        time, and abandon ever switching back to standard time.
                        The premier
                        had no choice to acknowledge the results, especially
                        since the news
                        media had picked up on it. He then went around telling
                        everyone that
                        the citizens and businesses of this province wanted to
                        stop the
                        changing of the time. He also stated that the US states
                        to our south
                        were actively working on putting an end to the practice
                        and that they
                        would like to stay with Daylight Saving time, just as we
                        in BC had
                        indicated. Talk about a flip flop when faced with the
                        facts but he’s
                        a politician so thats normal. Then, nothing more was
                        said and as you
                        know, we were faced with switching back last weekend.
                        When asked by
                        various news media types, our premier stated that he was
                        about to
                        introduce the necessary legislation in the provincial
                        parliament and
                        perhaps legislation might be in place for next year.
                        Well, thats a
                        little late don’t you think, given the government had
                        about 8
                        months to work on it? 
                    Anyway,
things
                        could be in place for next year where we will only have
                        to do
                        the ‘spring forward’ next spring and then leave it
                        there. We all
                        sure hope so. Funny though how all the experts then come
                        out stating
                        that loosing that hour of light in the morning would be
                        harmful and
                        there would be sleep disorders and other problems if we
                        were to stay
                        on summer time time. But then ‘experts’ are the last
                        people
                        anyone should be asking for advice about anything.
                        Bottom line is,
                        perhaps and hopefully, next spring will be the last time
                        change for
                        BC. Perhaps, if you are lucky, other provinces will
                        follow suit. 
                    And
one
                        last gripe….. the ^$#$&(&%#@%^ Christmas adds
                        hit the
                        air waves one nano-second after Halloween was over. With
                        no respect
                        at all for the need to approach and observe Remembrance
                        Day with the
                        respect it deserves, the worshiping of commercialism
                        takes total
                        presidents. There is even one channel on TV that is
                        showing none stop
                        Hallmark Xmas movies every day. And yes, I write ‘Xmas’
                        because
                        its nothing but fluff and commercialism. 
                    And
to
                        close, you’l all be relived to notice there are no new
                        recording
                        for you to listen to. Out of the goodness of my heart
                        I’m giving
                        you some time off. 
                     
                     
                    doug 
                    **** 
                    From
                          Lorne 
                    Not
much
                        to write about when one is virtually house bound.
                        Procedures
                        begin Wed. Nov. 13 and continue into the 14th with the
                        valve job Nov.
                        28. All subject to change. 
                    Stormy
Halloween
                        brought one, that's 1 person to my door, my great grand
                        daughter., Viv. My thoughts go back to about 85 years
                        ago when we
                        lived in the community of Centreville. Brother Russel
                        would change
                        costume as many as 3 times and hit the same homes 3
                        times. His take
                        was more than ample and would store it under loose floor
                        boards
                        upstairs. It didn't take long for Howard and I to find
                        said treasure
                        and by the following June would have it all consumed,
                        even the
                        apples. We older ones found more fun dumping outhouses,
                        putting farm
                        wagons on barn roofs, lowering the school flag pole and
                        hanging fence
                        gates on trees. And the greatest achievement of all was
                        placing a
                        horse drawn road grader on the front porch of the
                        Township Hall. Not
                        enough time to trick or treat. That's for younger kids. 
                    Lorne 
                    **** 
                    From
                          Russ 
                    Brotherly
                        Love. 
                    I’m
unable
                        to write my usual type of column today, as my thoughts
                        are
                        about my remaining two brothers, Lorne and Wayne. 
                    Growing
up
                        – Lorne was mean to me (which he always denies (LOL!). 
                     And
                        I was mean to Wayne (which
                        he readily admits (LOL) 
                    But,
as
                        we grow older we seem to cherish each other’s
                        friendship. 
                    Since
I
                        moved away from my brothers, I don’t see them often
                        enough, so I
                        miss them and I take full blame for that! Picture this:
                        We three grow
                        MUCH older, and end up in Sunnyside Home with dementia –
                        only
                        recognizing each other as brothers every second day or
                        so (LOL) 
                     
                     
                    Lorne
–
                        You’re a “tough guy”; no longer mean to me. I look up to
                        you as my ‘big brother’ I admire your unmatched skill at
                        ‘story-
                        telling’, and that droll sense of humour. You make me
                        laugh out
                        loud almost every time you write your short, blunt
                        story’s for the
                        Squamidian! 
                    It’s
just
                        ‘not right’ that you should be ‘slowed-down a bit’ by
                        your recent fall. Evelyn used to say, “Lorne is so busy
                        with his
                        music you need to make an appointment to see him”. And
                        that’s a
                        good thing – I truly believe your music is keeping you
                        so young and
                        spry! 
                    Our
thoughts
                        and prayers are with you in your up-coming heart
                        surgery. 
                      
                    Wayne
–
                        Sorry I was mean to you as a kid (and only you and me
                        know just
                        what I mean, eh!). Always think of you as “the brains of
                        the
                        family”. You are a very successful business man with
                        much
                        recognition in your field of expertise. I’m a little
                        jealous, but
                        He says; “Thou shalt not covet anything that is thy
                        brothers”, so
                        I must not! But, nothing says I can’t go on admiring you
                        – and I
                        shall! 
                    We
all
                        appreciate you keeping us posted as to your health.
                        Learning you
                        were fighting cancer was a “shock” to us, but must have
                        been a
                        ‘nightmare’ for you and your family. Good thing you have
                        a
                        positive outlook, a loving, supportive wife; that
                        charming daughter
                        and little “ray of sunshine” to keep you fulfilled and
                        smiling
                        from ear- to- ear! 
                    Please
know
                        that you have many friends and relatives who have you in
                        their
                        thoughts and prayers – not that you need them/us,
                        because when it’s
                        all over, you’ll sing; “I Did it My Way!” 
                      
                    Middle
brother,
                        Russ. 
                    **** 
                    THE
ONTARION
                          REPORT 
                     
                     
                    Hello
                        everyone! 
                    OK,
now
                        I know that winter is near! Back in the spring, Adam
                        bought a Bee
                        Barn for Carole to mount on our back fence above the
                        gardens. They
                        are called a barn just because of their shape. They are
                        shaped like a
                        barn and have a red roof. What they are is a series of
                        bamboo tubes
                        about a quarter of an inch in diameter and they are
                        stacked on top of
                        each other to form like a honeycomb body to the “barn”.
                        This
                        allows the bees to enter each tube and deposit their
                        larvae during
                        the summer and fall. They make their deposits and then
                        seal off the
                        entrance to the tube for the winter. The barn must then
                        be removed
                        to be stored inside a shed, not inside your house for
                        the winter
                        months. Then in the spring the barn is again mounted on
                        the fence and
                        the warm weather hatches the baby bees. This is a method
                        of
                        increasing the bee population, which is a GOOD thing!
                        With the threat
                        of colder weather this week, Adam removed the Bee Barn
                        and placed it
                        in the garden shed. I figured this was a sure sign of
                        winter
                        arriving! All summer and fall we’ve been watching to see
                        if the
                        bees were making use of the barn but all of the tubes
                        seemed to bee
                        (pun intended) empty. However when Adam removed the barn
                        the other
                        day he noticed that one of the tubes was blocked. I
                        guess this means
                        Carole’s Bee Barn is working! We’ll see how well it has
                        worked
                        come spring when it’s placed back on the fence. We’ll
                        have to
                        watch carefully to see the one sealed tube hatch! They
                        say that once
                        one of the tubes has been used, it will attract other
                        bees to make
                        use of the barn. What a cool idea this is and fingers
                        crossed, it’ll
                        work better next summer! 
                    Speaking
of
                        winter, it sounds like southern Ontario is in for a
                        first blast of
                        heavy snow over the next couple of days. I’ll blame it
                        on Uncle
                        Russ since he lives the closest of all of us to Lake
                        Huron where this
                        snow will originate! LOL! The weather people are calling
                        for some 30
                        to 40 cm of the white stuff for a first good winter
                        storm! I hope KW
                        doesn’t see that much snow for a first blast of winter.
                        Oh well if
                        we do get hit hard I’ve got my trusty TORO ready to go
                        and waiting
                        in the garage. Adam was good enough to have installed my
                        snow tires
                        on the Jeep last weekend so the vehicles are ready to go
                        in the snow.
                        Both Adam’s truck and our Jeep have new snow tires on
                        them so
                        that’s a good thing when we do get hit with our first
                        storm! There
                        are signs up on our neighbourhood streets telling us to
                        rake our
                        leaves to the curb by November 18th for pickup by the
                        city crews. I
                        guess they didn’t expect any amount of snow before then.
                        I think
                        they were being optimistic! 
                    With
winter
                        coming on and Remembrance Day almost here, most stores
                        and
                        some citizens will be thinking of Christmas! Actually,
                        most of the
                        retail stores are already displaying Christmas stuff!
                        The greed of
                        the retailers usually rears its ugly head by now each
                        year so I guess
                        it’s become the normal thing! 
                    I
                        was hoping for at least one or two more nice days so we
                        could take
                        the MG for one last cruise but I guess Mother Nature has
                        put a stop
                        to that fun activity until next spring. I’ll have to
                        place my
                        heater in the garage to soften up the convertible roof
                        on the “B”
                        so I can put it up one last time for the winter months.
                        I also have
                        to disconnect the battery for that time period as well.
                        I guess the
                        convertibles are like the bees and the bears, they
                        hibernate for the
                        winter. I may just do the same! I haven’t checked the
                        Farmer’s
                        Almanac but from what I have heard from other sources
                        our upcoming
                        winter is predicted to be a cold one with heavy amounts
                        of snow. Oh
                        well, after all, it is Canada we are living in and they
                        don’t call
                        us “The Great White North” for nothing do they! 
                    At
least,
                        I managed to clean and winterize the lawn mower the
                        other day
                        after I cut the grass for the last time. I think it was
                        on Monday of
                        this week when I cut it for the final time of this year.
                        The next
                        effort will be put into decorating for Christmas but
                        that’ll be
                        under the direction of Carole. So, I’ll just have to
                        wait until
                        she’s ready for that phase of the season and follow
                        orders as
                        usual, LOL! It’s always a fun time when it comes to
                        decorating for
                        the holidays. We don’t put up any coloured lighting on
                        the house
                        any more so at least I don’t have to climb any ladders
                        or walk on
                        the roof like I have for the past 40 or so years to get
                        the job done. 
                    That’s
about
                        all I have to talk about this week folks! 
                    Thanks
for
                        tuning in and I’ll look forward to talking to you all
                        again
                        next time in The Ontarion Report! 
                    Bye
for
                        now … Greg 
                    PS:
Something
                        To Think About> 
                        Keep
                        those sidewalks clear for the kiddies walking to
                        school!
 
                    
                    **** 
                      Have
                          a good one.. 
                      the
                          doug 
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