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                            Squamidian Report – Nov. 2 / 19 
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                    From
                        Russ 
                        From
                        Lorne 
                        The
                        Ontarion 
                    Hi
                        All, 
                    I’ll
start
                        off with this link to another video (some of you have
                        seen it)
                        in the series that the gondola has been putting out
                        there to keep the
                        connection going…. 
                        Pass-holder
                              perspective. 
                    Now,
the
                        charging system incentive program that I didn’t have
                        space for
                        last week….. 
                    Both
the
                        BC government and BC Hydro have come out with a small
                        incentive
                        aimed at getting people to install home chargers where
                        they live. I
                        can’t help but be suspicious as to WHY they want to do
                        this because
                        we all know that as soon as electricity consumption
                        starts to climb,
                        so will the rates charged for said resource. Anyway,
                        adds on TV have
                        been touting the charger incentives, stating that
                        between the two
                        there is $700 worth of rebates available for anyone
                        having a home
                        charger installed. Now the catch…. While anyone can
                        purchase a
                        qualifying charger and install it themselves, the
                        in-home charging
                        system must be approved, inspected and certified. There
                        simply are no
                        Hydro inspectors in most areas of BC to do the
                        inspection. There is
                        only 1 inspector in the whole Lower Mainland which is
                        why that big
                        wind generator on top of Grouse Mnt that was put there
                        to impress the
                        world for the 2010 Olympics is still not on line, it has
                        never been
                        certified because there is no one available to inspect
                        it. But I was
                        curious. BC Homesmart, the part of BC Hydro that is
                        pushing for the
                        installation of chargers, has a web site with all sorts
                        of info and a
                        page where you can fill out a form in order to have them
                        start the
                        process of having a charger installed. They take your
                        info and pass
                        it on to one of their ‘red star’ contractors ‘in your
                        area’.
                        Around here, the way around having no inspectors is to
                        have
                        contractors who ‘qualify’ to inspect their own work, not
                        just BC
                        Hydro but plumbers, gas fitters and so on. Works fine if
                        the
                        contractors are honest and if they don’t start farming
                        out the work
                        to less competent people. We have a horror story about a
                        plumbing and
                        gas installer working at the house of a friend of ours,
                        but, I
                        digress…. 
                     
                     
                    Out
of
                        curiosity, I filled out the web form without really
                        expecting any
                        kind of reply because contractors around her never
                        reply, they don’t
                        seem to want anyone’s business. Much to my surprise I
                        got an Email
                        back the next day saying they had forwarded my info to 2
                        qualifying
                        electrical companies in my area and I should hear from
                        both within 2
                        days regarding costing and installation information. The
                        following
                        day I heard from one of the companies, stating that
                        while yes, they
                        are based in Squamish, they only do work in Whistler and
                        therefor
                        cannot help us. (Thats common, many contractors here
                        will only work
                        in Whistler where they do not have to give quotes and
                        can charge
                        anything they think they can get away with). Two weeks
                        then went by,
                        so, not being able to not poke my fingers through the
                        cage so to
                        speak, and not really expecting any reply again, I
                        recontacted
                        Powersmart BC. Much to my surprise they got back to me
                        within the
                        hour stating shock and frustration that their ‘red star’
                        contractors weren’t interested in doing the work, they
                        are after
                        all on the ‘preferred’ list. They went on to say they’d
                        find
                        contractors that were interested. The next day I got an
                        Email from an
                        electrical company in Vancouver who would be happy to
                        supply and
                        install and inspect a charging system. I filled out
                        their form,
                        answering all their questions and included the needed
                        pictures of our electrical panel etc. A day later they
                        sent a quote. 
                     
                     
                    Now,
I
                        must state we are not in the market for a E V at this
                        point in time
                        but our next car could very likely be electric and aside
                        from cost
                        there is no down side to having a charger legally
                        installed in our
                        garage. So, I went ahead and excepted their quote. A
                        couple of days
                        later the local company that hadn’t bothered to reply
                        got back to
                        us, I guess Powersmart must have rattled their cage but
                        by then it
                        was too late. Besides, I had run the quote past another
                        friend who
                        owns a plumbing and heating and electrical company on
                        the North Shore
                        and he said the quote looked good. I knew from previous
                        discussions
                        that his company does not come up to Squamish, seems to
                        be a trend,
                        no? 
                     
                     
                    Once
the
                        Vancouver based electrical contractor had an
                        installation date
                        they made the appointment and bright and early on the
                        appointed day
                        their EV charging system installer pulled onto our
                        driveway. Two
                        hours later a nice new JuiceBox Pro 40 charger was
                        installed.
                        Interestingly, I could have done the whole thing myself
                        and saved the
                        cost of having an electrician do the work but like
                        stated, getting it
                        inspected would have been impossible. The biggest hassle
                        was getting
                        the charging station to talk to our iPhones but after
                        several
                        attempts I was able to pair the unit to our home WiFi
                        network so our
                        phones could be used (when or even should, the time
                        come) to use the
                        unit remotely if we so desired. The app for phones etc
                        is used to
                        remotely start, stop, monitor, schedule and so on
                        although charging
                        could just as easily be done by simply plugging and
                        unplugging the
                        included cord, a procedure you obviously have to do
                        anyway. 
                     
                     
                    So,
should
                        we ever become EV drivers, we are ready with a cool
                        looking
                        device hanging on the wall of our garage. 
                    * 
                    And
now
                        for another link to another song, this time a song from
                        way back
                        about 1936 or so. I’m not even sure why I know this song
                        but for
                        some reason I do and it was kind of fun recording it
                        although life
                        would be so much better if I actually had proper
                        recording
                        facilities. But I don’t so you’ll have to put up with
                        the results
                        as per usual. 
                    Save
The
                              Last Dance For Me 
                    doug 
                    **** 
                    From
                          Russ 
                    Roadkill
-
                        Would you eat it? 
                    UGH!
That’s
                        the first thought that comes to mind; because we’ve all
                        seen what happens to an animal or bird when it has been
                        hit on a
                        highway by a motor vehicle; smashed, blood and guts
                        strewn upon the
                        roadway; flies and maggots enjoying lunch; until another
                        vehicle or a
                        crow, seagull, turkey vulture, or skunk appears; then
                        the carcass
                        itself soon disappears (which is a good thing).
                        Certainly, no human
                        being would eat such a roadkill specimen! 
                     
                    But, 
                    Some
roadkill
                        is a sought-after commodity; e.g., taxidermy; meat to
                        feed a
                        fox, dog or other flesh-eating animal. A deer hit and
                        killed by a
                        motorist (if not too badly damaged) can provide a lot of
                        venison for
                        his/her family if the driver follows proper safety
                        procedures and
                        obeys the law. 
                    Modern
Farmer
                        US magazine argues eating roadkill is not only sensible,
                        but
                        eminently ethical. These animals weren’t raised to be
                        ‘dinner’
                        – the killing was simply accidental. 
                    Roadkill
is
                        said to have many benefits, including being void of
                        artificial
                        hormones and chemicals found in the meat at your local
                        grocery store. 
                    If
even
                        a third of the 1.23 million deer killed each year could
                        be
                        salvaged, it would amount to about 20 million pounds of
                        free-range
                        venison. 
                    I
                        don’t have to mention here, that if the deer you’ve just
                        hit has
                        been smashed-up pretty bad (e.g., other vehicles have
                        also hit or run
                        over the animal) it would not be safe to eat. 
                    Note:
If
                        you are a ‘scavenger’ and find a deer beside the road,
                        obviously dead, you are lucky to be an ‘Ontarian’, as
                        you can
                        take possession, and keep pretty much ‘any’ roadkill you
                        find, as
                        long as you report to the Ontario Ministry of Natural
                        Resources and
                        Forestry. This allows you to legally consume the meat
                        (but not to
                        sell it). 
                    Note:
Reporting
                        (or Registration) can be a time-consuming procedure
                        (e.g. a
                        week or more)so let’s hope you have refrigeration
                        available! 
                    Hey
guys,
                        if you’re going to pick up for consumption a deer
                        carcass
                        from the roadside, better check to see how long it’s
                        been dead.
                        Look for clear eyes and the presence of fleas. If you
                        notice
                        ‘bluebottle flies’ around it – you’re too late, there
                        will
                        already be fly eggs and maggots in the meat. 
                    WARNING: 
                    Always
cook
                        roadkill thoroughly to kill off any pathogens (e.g.,
                        diseases)
                        or parasites carried in the meat. 
                    I
                        ask you again; Would you eat venison from a road-killed
                        deer? Is it
                        safe? It all depends on TIME, TEMPERATURE, and apparent
                        CONDITION of
                        the animal. 
                    Time:
You
                        have a maximum of 4.5 to 5 hours to gut; prepare, and
                        refrigerate
                        the meat (in cool weather), otherwise; within 30 minutes
                        of the
                        animal’s death. Unless you’re an experienced butcher,
                        DON’T try
                        to gut and prepare a deer! 
                    The
Guelph
                        Agricultural College says: “Remember, the carcass has
                        not
                        been ‘inspected’ and it may contain harmful bacteria;
                        deer tics;
                        or the animal may even have rabies. The issue of eating
                        roadkill is a
                        “risky business”. During my research for this column, I
                        found
                        that in some jurisdictions (not in Canada, but in some
                        US states),
                        roadkill is classed as “HAZARDOUS MATERIAL”, and it is
                        illegal
                        for anyone to take possession of same – the carcass must
                        be
                        DESTROYED – tossed into landfill and buried. Again, in
                        some
                        jurisdictions including here in Ont./Can; 
                    “You
killed
                        a deer (no matter how), and you are going to keep it,
                        you must
                        purchase a ‘deer tag’, (same as any licensed hunter)”.
                        Registration is required, expect to pay from $30 to $60
                        for one deer. 
                    Based
on
                        what happened when my son hit and killed a deer in
                        Kincardine,
                        Ont., he didn’t see the deer, but the male driver
                        following when
                        they had both pulled off the highway, shouted, 
                    “You
got
                        a deer! I think it’s a doe – can I have it?” 
                    And
another
                        driver behind him shouted; 
                    “Can
I
                        carve off a chunk of it? I have my knives with me in the
                        car!” 
                    But
the
                        driver who made first request denied the “chunk”
                        request. 
                    “I
                        called the police – they’re on their way” explained my
                        son. 
                    “I’ll
wait
                        for them before taking the deer” replied the ‘witness’. 
                    A
                        female cop arrived, took all the necessary info. and
                        said, 
                    “This
is
                        the 4th deer killed on this stretch of highway in the
                        last 48
                        hours– you are not to blame” said she. What did the law
                        say about
                        who gets legal ‘possession’ of the carcass? In this
                        case, because
                        the driver who killed the deer didn’t want it, and ‘gave
                        it
                        away’, there was no mention of ‘deer tags’ or
                        Registration. In
                        fact the cop was only too happy to let someone remove
                        the dead animal
                        from the highway property. 
                    “Just
get
                        it out of here” said she. 
                     
                     
                    Conclusion:
If
                        you are going to eat road-killed deer, you do so at your
                        own risk;
                        and as a general rule around Bruce County if you hit and
                        kill a deer
                        and your vehicle is still ‘driveable’, PICK UP YOUR
                        PRIZE AND
                        RUN!! 
                      
                    Note:
The
                        list of material searched for writing this article is
                        available
                        upon request. 
                      
                    PS:
I’ve
                        often gone deer hunting, but never harmed a deer. 
                      
                    Your
old
                        Uncle Russ. 
                    **** 
                    From
                          Lorne 
                    Last
evening,
                        Halloween, only one person dropped by for trick or
                        treat.
                        And that was great granddaughter, Viv. The weather was
                        really nasty,
                        so that came as no surprise. Out of the hospital for the
                        moment
                        having been confined 9 days late September and 5 days in
                        October plus
                        twice in emergency. During that time I have learned a
                        lot about
                        hospital protocol. For example, the specialist, usually
                        a doctor has
                        final as to what lies in ones future like hanging around
                        or getting
                        out of here. And how the mug, some call it a urinal,
                        when placed on
                        ones all purpose small eating tray, is placed on the
                        flat side, it
                        means 'I'm empty'. but when it is stood on it's bottom,
                        that means
                        'I'm ready to be emptied' I did not know any of this as
                        recently as
                        August. A hospital is certainly a place to learn
                        something new. Still
                        can legally drive, but have been instructed not to until
                        one month
                        following the final procedure. Said event planned for
                        about the
                        middle of this month. 
                    Lorne 
                    **** 
                    THE
ONTARION
                          REPORT 
                    Hello
everyone
                        and belated Happy Halloween! 
                    It’s
actually
                        Halloween Night when I’m sitting here composing this
                        week’s Ontarion. I’m thinking of the many reports on the
                        news
                        about Halloween and how the weather will be affecting
                        the little
                        Trick or Treaters that will either be soaked to the skin
                        or will be
                        staying indoors to avoid getting caught in the predicted
                        heavy storm.
                        Southern Ontario is supposed to get hit with very heavy
                        winds and up
                        to 70 mm of rain during this Halloween Eve. I hope the
                        predictors are
                        wrong for the sake of the kiddies that will be looking
                        forward to a
                        fun evening in their well though out costumes. It’s now
                        8:15pm and
                        we’ve only seen a sparse number of kids on the street
                        brave enough
                        to be out tonight. The City of Montreal has actually
                        postponed their
                        Halloween Eve until tomorrow night due to the extreme
                        weather that’s
                        supposed to hit their area as well. Here in KW the rain
                        is not too
                        heavy yet but is steady and the wind has yet to pick up
                        to any heavy
                        degree. I hope it holds off until later when most of the
                        kids are
                        safe in their homes counting and sampling their
                        collections of
                        goodies. 
                     
                     
                    Even
the
                        fire halls in KW are open to the kiddies due to the
                        predicted
                        heavy weather. The Firefighters are giving out candy
                        treats as well
                        as small flashing red lights that can be attached to the
                        costumes of
                        the kids for visibility safety reasons. What a good idea
                        this is!
                        When I was on the Fire Department we didn’t get involved
                        with the
                        giving of candy treats. In the thirty years I was on
                        duty we sat at
                        the ready in case of the many prankster’s fires that
                        were usually
                        set! We would invariably be responding to several set
                        fires most
                        years. For sure, we would be out to the small berg of
                        Erbsville
                        sometimes three and four times on Halloween Night since
                        it was a
                        favourite spot for the pranksters to set fires in the
                        middle of the
                        road. Since it was a rural area the troublemakers could
                        set the fires
                        in the middle of the road and then hide in the fields
                        that surrounded
                        the edge of town to watch the action as we responded to
                        and
                        extinguished the fires! It was usually a pile of wood
                        and sometimes
                        even old car tires burning in the roadway. The tires
                        were a favourite
                        because they would burn furiously and put off huge
                        plumes of black
                        smoke. I guess the brats got a big kick out of the mess
                        their rubber
                        fires made as well as the work it created for the
                        firefighters! The
                        unfortunate part of it all was that while we were busy
                        attending the
                        prank fires, someone that really needed our help could
                        have been in
                        serious trouble not to mention the possible loss of
                        life! I don’t
                        know if the modern fire services are still experiencing
                        such pranks
                        at this time of year but at least nowadays there are
                        more fire
                        stations with larger numbers of staff to handle the
                        problems that can
                        be caused by these thoughtless troublemakers! Maybe
                        since the weather
                        is putting a damper on the evening the fire starters
                        won’t be able
                        to light a match in the rain! At least that’s one good
                        aspect of
                        the rainy evening! 
                     
                     
                    When
I
                        think back on the Halloween evenings when I was a kid
                        (back in the
                        50’s) I remember the costumes we used to wear. My Sister
                        and
                        brother and I wore the same costumes every year for
                        several years. My
                        mother and my aunt Rita got together and with their
                        sewing talents
                        made up six amazing clown costumes complete with frilly
                        collars
                        around the necks as well as pointy hats that matched the
                        costumes.
                        These costumes were of course made up of bright
                        multi-coloured panels
                        from head to toe. They made six of these costumes
                        because there were
                        six kids that wore them each year. There were three kids
                        in our
                        family and three cousins in my aunt Rita’s family. Aunt
                        Rita had
                        three boys about the same ages as the two boys and one
                        girl in our
                        family. The costumes were made up of red, blue and
                        yellow cloth and
                        we had to step into them through the neck hole which had
                        a large
                        opening that closed with draw strings once we had them
                        pulled up to
                        our necks. They were great and were light in nature so
                        they were not
                        hot to wear all evening. I think we went out trick or
                        treating until
                        we were about 13 years old or so! That was about the
                        maximum age of
                        kids enjoying Halloween back in the 50’s and early 60’s.
                        I
                        remember it being a lot of fun but the only drawback to
                        the bag of
                        candy back then were the sticky “Candy Kisses” that a
                        lot of
                        people gave out! I never did eat many of them since I
                        personally
                        didn’t like the taste of them. I think they were
                        supposed to taste
                        like pumpkins since they were orange in colour. I always
                        thought they
                        tasted like wax. My favourite candies were the
                        liquorices and the
                        little chocolate bars. We always encouraged my mother to
                        give out the
                        little chocolate bars so that once Halloween was over we
                        could have
                        the leftover bars in our lunches for school! A definite
                        method to our
                        madness! LOL! 
                     
                     
                    I
                        can actually hear some of the older kids outside our
                        office window
                        yelling about something to one another. They sound like
                        they are too
                        old to be trick or treating but who knows, maybe the
                        older kids these
                        days still go out to gather bags of goodies just like
                        the younger
                        ones! Whatever, as long as they are not out trouble
                        making! Speaking
                        of trouble making, last night was “Doorbell Night” which
                        is
                        traditionally a prank evening before Halloween! I don’t
                        think the
                        young teenagers of today even bother keeping up that
                        tradition
                        anymore. We used to do a lot of doorbell ringing and
                        door knocking
                        when I was a young teen. It was exciting to ring
                        someone’s doorbell
                        or knock on their door and run and hide to watch the
                        people answer
                        the door and curse at the empty porch! LOL! There was
                        one neighbour
                        of ours that was a particular grump and every year we
                        would do the
                        dog poop in the paper bag on fire on his porch trick and
                        watch his
                        action from behind the house across the street! LOL! He
                        actually fell
                        for it the first couple of times we did it and would
                        stamp the fire
                        out for a shoe full of poop! Once he got wise to our
                        prink he kept a
                        shovel handy to scoop the bag off the porch into a tin
                        can beside the
                        door! So, the next year we lit the paper in the tin can
                        on fire! LOL!
                        It’s a wonder I was ever allowed to become a firefighter
                        when I
                        think of being involved with such pranks! If he was
                        still alive, I’d
                        be tempted to go to him now and apologize for my part in
                        such acts!
                        Oh well, it was all just fun back then and I guess I got
                        my
                        comeuppance by having to respond to the fire related
                        Halloween pranks
                        when I was on the fire department! What comes around
                        goes around they
                        always say! Thank goodness nothing serious ever came of
                        the paper bag
                        pranks of which I speak! 
                     
                     
                     Hopefully
this
                        Halloween will be an uneventful one danger-wise and
                        there will
                        be nothing for the news people to report! I hope
                        everyone enjoys a
                        HAPPY Halloween! 
                     
                     
                    Speaking
of
                        the snow that we are supposed to get for the first time
                        this fall
                        on Friday evening, I’d better get busy and install my
                        snow tires.
                        I’ll be happy to do so if I’m able to lift the heavy
                        tires and
                        wheels that must go on the Jeep again for winter. I have
                        a new set of
                        snow tires on the rims that I purchased last winter so
                        they are still
                        in “new” condition. They should last me at least another
                        four or
                        five winter seasons! Hopefully we’ll get another nice
                        warmish day
                        that will allow me to change the tires in my driveway
                        and not during
                        a snowstorm! Serves me right for leaving this task so
                        long! Oh well,
                        I’ll get them on somehow even if I have to take them to
                        a tire shop
                        and pay someone to install them! 
                     
                     
                    That’s
about
                        all I have for this week folks! 
                        Thanks
                        for tuning in and I’ll look forward to talking to you
                        all again
                        next week in The Ontarion Report! 
                    Bye
for
                        now … Greg! 
                    PS:
Something
                        To Think About> 
                        If
                        you haven’t already got your snow tires on your vehicle,
                        get busy
                        and install them on the next nice day! 
                    PPS:
Carole
                        and I wish Lorne a speedy recovery and the best of
                        health
                        after his upcoming surgery! 
                        Take
                        care Lorne and keep in touch with the Squamidian! 
                     
                    **** 
                    Have
                          a good one.. 
                      the
                          doug 
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