The Squamidian Report – May. 4 /19
 
Issue #884

Including:
From Lorne
From Russ
The Ontarion

Hi All,

I’ll pick up last week’s story here, where we limped on in to Bloomingdale to an auto repair place only to find the guy there was also too busy to help us out. There was a second auto shop just down the road and while not expecting much from them, I asked anyway. To my surprise they said no problem, they just needed to pull a car out of a bay and ours could come right in. This was a relief and we were grateful.

Once on the lift, the mechanic inspected both wheels but couldn’t find any indication of punctures or damage to the tires. Then they sprayed soapy water on them and found that both the front and rear wheel air valve stems were leaking where they seal at the rim. Now, I have no idea how or why both valve stems on the same side would suddenly loose their seal at the same time, but they did. Both wheels had to come off so the tires could be removed in order to replace the valves and give to the tires another closer inspection. While the wheels were off the mechanic noticed our front brakes were getting warn down to the point where they should be replaced for a safe trip back across the country. The price they gave was minuscule compared to what it would cost out here on the coast and safety is always first so we had them do that as well. I thanked both the boss and the mechanic when they were done. I’ll never know why or how both valves would fail at the same time but that was the only car issues we had on the trip.

While in KW I was able to do some music with my brother, not as much as I’d have liked but we managed to jam for an hour or so. I had brought my Martin guitar along and would play it for a few minutes each evening in our motel room just to wind down a bit, and I played it most evenings down in the reck room of the home we stayed in just for something to do. And, the guitar seemed to be enjoying the road trip too.

One place I always liked to drop into when in KW was a hobby shop on Courtland Ave. So I did, only to find they were in the middle of closing down. On-line shopping has put them out of business. People can buy R/C items cheaper through places like Amazon than the hobby shop can bring the in same item at holesale. He can’t compete with that. I did manage to purchase some little LiPo batteries for my toys. Oh well.

And then there were the usual idiots on the road. For the most part we had virtually no traffic but in busy areas there was lots and some of those drivers need to be culled from the herd. One time we had a line of traffic approaching us. There was another car and a truck behind us. Then, some impatient, entitled moron at the rear of the approaching line of traffic just pulled out, into our lane in order to pass the vehicles ahead of him/her. We, and the vehicles behind us took to the shoulder in order to avoid being hit. Another time, this time on the Duffy on or way home, we and another vehicle were passed by a Jeep doing about 3 times the speed anything should be going on that road. He passed on a tight, blind curve, and was gone out of sight. Again, impatient entitled idiots. Oh well. Oh, there was also the truck that kicked up a stone or something from its tire as we bypassed Calgary. The stone hit our windshield and now its cracked, needing to be replaced. And the driver in Winnipeg that passed us as we were passing a tractor trailer, on a two lane road. Again, oh well.

Now the return trip west….

Day 1…
First day back on the road was uneventful (thats a good thing) and we made it to Wawa, 954km. One thing that caught my attention was as we drove north up the 400, we went past a ski hill called Mt St Louise. I chuckled a bit as I looked over at the hill. Our street has more elevation change than that whole hill has. I guess its what you get used to.

Day 2…
Wawa all the way to Brandon MB. 1370km. That was not our intention. We had wanted to get past Kenora because thats an expensive place to stop and there was still lots of ‘day’ left. However, the next options were in Manitoba. Google Maps showed a motel in Falcon Lake, just over the border and the reviews were all good so thats where we headed. The place did not look all that great from the outside and not much better in the lobby but I took a look at the room and while it looked a bit tired it look good enough so I checked in. Then, we both went into the room and I pulled back the cover on the bed for a look at the ‘clean’ level. We both turned and walked right back out, I went back to the lobby and got unchecked and away we went. Perhaps we should have tried Steinbach MB  but figures what the heck, why not get past Winnipeg and on to about Portage la Prairie. Thats a bit longer than we’d have liked but the driving was good so why not. Problem, every motel was full, turned out they always are because travelers stop there instead of in Winnipeg. The next centre big enough to have any services is Brandon. Wow. Ok, not much choice. We rolled into Brandon just past 8pm, after a very long day for us old farts. It didn’t take us long to fall asleep in our motel room that night.

Day 3…
We were on the road at our usual 6am with the intentions of making it a relatively easy day. At 976km it was relatively easy and we pulled into a motel in a small Alberta town called Bassoro at 3:30pm, about an hour or so east of Calgary. We were able to enjoy a relaxing evening, with everything we needed within walking distance.

Day 4…
On the road at our usual time and through Calgary by 8am. Gotta love the view of the Rockies from out on the prairies. Kicking Horse Pass and Rogers Pass were challenging as the highway becomes pretty twisty and steep in places but the scenery was good. Still lots of snow in those mountains, which is good. We stopped in Golden for lunch and then headed on west toward Kamloops. We had through we’d maybe stop there for the night but even after wandering around in the Harley dealers showroom, it was still way too early to ‘come off the road’. So, on we went to Cache Creek but it was still too early to call it a day and being less than 4 hours from home we decided to just keep on going and ended up home about 7:30, after stopping for some groceries and to pick up the mail. Part of that last leg is over the Duffy. Duffy Lake is still frozen and there is lots of winter in those mountains but the road was dry and driving was just fine. An easy 1120km day. So, it took 5 days of driving to get to KW and 4 days to get back. Must have been more motivated on the return trip.

Total trip… 9347km. Averaged gas milage, just short of 38/gal. Not bad for an 11 yr old Camry.

Road conditions were interesting. The highways through most of BC and Alberta are in great shape. Saskatchewan and most of Manitoba have highways in worse shape than the streets in KW. I don’t think a vehicle in the Winnipeg area could last more that a couple of years without being shaken to pieces. From the Ontarion border to half way across Manitoba it so bumpy you can’t even carry on a conversation while driving. Brutal. Most of Northern Ontario has great highways as does the south as long as you stay off the really major routes and stay out of the cities.

Personal opinion… road trips are great. I’d do it agin should the opportunity come along although doing it in the ‘off season’ sure helps. And, if time is not a factor, and there is more than one person involved, its cheaper than flying when you take getting to an airport and parking, the cost of the flight, getting to the destination at the other end, and rent a car etc in mind. And, you get to see a lot of nice country along the way. And no, the prairies are not boring, there is always something to see.

One last observation, the car dealerships in Norther Ontarion and across the prairies don’t seem to sell cars. Their lots are full of pickup trucks but not a car in sight. Interesting.

And the last, last observation….the most challenging day was the one where I realized I had forgotten my wife’s birthday. Oops!

doug
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From Lorne

You may remember I was sick at the site of the colour of the concrete resurface of the front steps and porch. Well, my  dislike is a thing of the past as it is all flaking off in chunks, baring the old original 60 year old base. The 'repair' was ill performed last summer at a cost of $1,100 and the fly by-nighter gave me his phone number so that I might call if all is not well. Well !  All is not !  Calling the number only resulted in 'THE NUMBER YOU ARE CALLING IS NO LONGER IN USE'. Incidentally, I was kind of getting used to the colour and each chunk I shovel away brings tears. If someone with the name of 'Brad' comes knocking at your door and offers to do repair work, hold him there until I come and exchange words.

Lorne
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From Russ

According to the Kincardine News, May 2, 2019:
“Well it looks like Inverhuron’s spring bear is back. He was spotted enjoying some birdseed just before he pulled the feeders
out of the ground. Everyone be on alert for him and keep your garbage and birdfeeders in a place where the bears can’t get at them”.
 
Good luck with that.
 
Yes, they look cute & cuddly, and you want to get closer to maybe take some pictures, but they are ‘wild animals’. They don’t know you only want pictures, they may see you as an intruder, and in competition for their food. You cannot outrun a bear. They can run up to 40 MPH in short bursts.
 
I wasn’t going to write about bears this week, actually I wasn’t going to send anything to the Squamidian. Tell you why:
“How are you?”, they ask, but they could care less! Because it’s been my experience if I begin to describe ‘how I am’, they immediately remember they have to be somewhere and fade away. So, I’m not going to bore you with a long tale describing “how – I – am”.
 
I was in to see my doctor the other day, and He asked me ‘how I am’, and he really wants to know, so I told him.
First I had an attack of the gout.
Then I caught a bad chest cold.
Then I developed pneumonia in my left lung.
Then I was thrown from my 3 wheeler, landing on the hard ground on my left side in a ditch with my heavy bike covering my legs, pinning me down, so I couldn’t get myself up on my feet. I called (moaned) for help. Nobody heard me. No cars went by. There was no help. I resigned myself to relax, and lie there until someone finally saw me in the ditch, or until I died; whichever came first.
Neither of the former happened, so I tried the next best thing; I spoke to the Lord, and said if this is how I go out, so be it, but if you’re not yet ready for me, please help me up. Which He did! For me who can’t get up off the floor, I was able to push the heavy 3 wheeler off my legs, and get up onto my feet, mount the bike and ride it home! For you ‘non-believers’, please take note. “Prayer works”.
The ER doc said X-Rays indicate #7 rib broken, and maybe 2 or 3 lesser ribs are cracked.
My doc said it will be 3 months before my ribs would heal, then prescribed “pain management” as the only thing they can do for me.
 
Pardon me while I cough, cry, cough, cry, etc.
How are you?

By your old, broken Uncle Russ
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THE ONTARION REPORT

Hello everyone!
Well, we finally had a spring day with loads of sunshine! Thursday we got outside and I fertilized the lawn and did a load of other spring prep work. I think I’m getting too old to be doing the amount of work it takes to keep the outdoor stuff in shape. I pretty much wore myself out with what I did on Thursday of this week. I guess nobody ever said that home ownership is easy did they! Oh well, it’s just something you have to do when you take on your own home. I’ve been at it for the past 46 years and it won’t end until I’m 6 feet under I guess. LOL!
At least I’m still here to enjoy or complain about it, whichever I choose!
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Have any of you been watching Jeopardy on TV this past couple of weeks? We’ve been watching it most evenings and there’s a fellow from Las Vegas on that’s just amazing when it comes to answering the questions or should I say answering with the correct questions! I think over the past 21 shows he’s only missed two or three out of all the answers he’s given. He’s now won over a million and a half-dollars and is still going strong. We like to watch this show because it is more than just fluffy TV game show junk. It actually makes you think and of course you actually learn something when you hear the questions to the answers they give. I know, if you aren’t familiar with the format of this show, my description may seem a little confusing but the show is based on answers given that the contestants must supply their reply in the form of a question. An example of which is, “Answer: Donald Trump” … to which the contestant must reply ‘Who is the President of the USA?’
I hope this makes better sense to those who don’t watch “Jeopardy”. Anyway, I like this show and will continue to watch it just to see how long this young man from Vegas can keep on winning and how much money he’ll rake in! It’s an interesting show for sure!
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I still haven’t managed to install my new “wind blocker” in the MG yet but I’m sure that one of these lovely spring days I’ll get it done. There’s just been too much other stuff to attend to this past few weeks. We’ve only had the MG out for a spin once of twice so far this year but intend to do lots of cruising with the top down once we can count on the weather being warm enough. I actually saw another MG on the road when I was out and about this afternoon. I guess this is the season for Sports car enthusiasts. The sunshine tends to bring them out of hiding after a long hard winter! For many years manufacturers stopped making convertibles but now they seem to be gaining in popularity once again. I remember back in the 50’s and 60’s they were the vehicle to have for summer cruising. Anything from a small convertible sports car to huge American made vehicles like Cadillac, Chevrolet and monster sized Chryslers with what we called “Rag Tops” back in the day. If you want to see a nice array of these classics in the summertime just attend any of the many advertised, “cruise nights” at your local restaurant parking lots. Particularly those that are known as Drive-INS or hamburger joints. Just go on line and enter “cruise nights” and you’ll find a list of locations that you can attend to enjoy looking at these classic beauties. I hope to get out more often this year to as many of these events as I can with the MGB. It’s fun to walk through the rows of special vehicles and talk to the different owners about their hobby vehicles. Of course if you’re not a “car nut” then it’s not quite as interesting! Even if you’re not into this hobby, it’s still fun to look at these classic vehicles. I know that one of the big events for these car hobbyists is put on by the city of Kitchener in the summer time. They call it “Cruising On King” and they have a parade of classic vehicles that winds from Victoria Park in Kitchener up to and along the length of King St in Kitchener and then they all park the length of King St so the public can walk the downtown and enjoy looking at the vehicles on a warm summer evening. I haven’t participated in this even yet but may just attend it with the MG this year. I’ll have to Google it and find out the date of this years event. Most weeks there are two or three “Cruise Nights” somewhere in the KW area and I try to make it out to a few of them each month. It’s a fun thing to do on a summer evening.

I haven’t got the pond open yet but by the end of May I should have that done as well. The gardens are just starting to green up but all of a sudden the back yard will be in full bloom again and the pond will be bubbling once more. I had to cut the grass already yesterday and it won’t be long before it’ll need mowing every second or third day! It’s just one of those summer chores that come regularly in the nice weather. Oh well, it’s much better than having to blow or shovel snow isn’t it? I certainly think so anyway!
We usually have Robins nesting in a nest on our back patio by this time each year. However this year they decided to build a new nest in an artificial flower box that we have hanging on the front wall of our garage near the porch. They have already laid three lovely blue eggs and are taking turns sitting on them in the limited sunshine we’ve been having. Hopefully they will all hatch and not become prey for the nasty grackles that tend to steal other birds eggs this time of year. It’s nice to see Mother Nature at work in all her forms. Plants growing and lawns greening as well as the birds and animals that come out in the spring. Spring has sprung indeed! Finally!

That’s about it for this week folks!
Thanks for tuning in and I’ll look forward to talking to you all again next week in The Ontarion Report!

Bye for now … Greg

PS: Something To Think About>
Hatred .. Suicidal courage.


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Have a good one..
the doug
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