The Squamidian Report – June 29 /19
 
Issue #892

Including:
From Russ
From Lorne
The Ontarion

Hi All,

We had the girls here last weekend. Nothing new about that, they tend to like being here and we tend to like them being here. One of the ‘fun’ things they try to talk me into is taking them for a ride in my little old pickup truck. That doesn’t happen often as there is no way of anchoring their car seats. There is however two small jumper seats in the rather tight area behind the front seats, jumper seats that are just the right size for the girls and in fact were designed for small kids, back in the days before every kid was supposed to ride in a custom fitted third-party safety seat of some sort. The girls love riding in those jumper seats, its an adventure for them and so once in a while I do take them for a ride in the truck, just around the quiet streets of the neighborhood. We headed out and had gone up the street them over to the next street and up and down it. As we were headed back to our street I had the idea to take them a bit further so we went down the hill and turned onto Glacier Dr. where low and behold, we came upon that same momma bear and her three cubs that had been in our neighbor’s yard a week or so ago. Well, if this wasn’t exciting for the girls nothing would be. We watched as the bears crossed in front of us (I had come to a full stop so they could cross). We watched them mill around on a front lawn before disappearing down a side yard. So, now truck rides aren’t just fun in themselves, they include bear watching. Not at all sure how I’m going to top that next time.
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On Sunday mornings I normally ride down to Horseshoe Bay for coffee with my riding friends. Thats what I started to do this past Sunday after waving to the girls as they watched from the upper front balcony as I departed. I had heard small bits of info about a fire somewhere between Horseshoe Bay and Lions Bay but the news didn’t have any real, helpful info, not enough to be of much use. Once I had left Squamish heading south I didn’t encounter any vehicles coming the other way. There should have been endless vehicles headed north to Whistler but the highway was bare. I rode all the way to Windy Point, past Britannia, past Furry Creek, past Porteau and never encounter a single vehicle. That told me that the highway was closed. So, I pulled U-turn and headed home. By then the news services had picked up on the fact that a forest fire had broken out sometime during the wee hours of the morning and was now 3hecters in size and zero percent contained. The highway was indeed closed as the fire had started right at the highway and the fire crews needed the north bound lanes for their equipment. They did eventually split the two south bound lanes to permit single lane in each direction but it made for traffic tie-ups for the rest of the day and the rest of the week with constant full closures.

By mid morning there was several water bombers and a couple of helicopters fighting the blaze but by day’s end it was still out of control, burning its way up the mountain side. By mid week it had spread to about 4 hectors and was still flaring up at times where they thought they’d extinguished it. We rode down to Horseshoe Bay on Tuesday evening and  smoke and fire could still be seen just above the highway. And of course, it was started by another brain dead moron flicking his (or her) butt out his car window. So maddening and such a waist of resources.

As well, by mid week there was a new forest fire over near Pender Harbor as well as one still burning by Port Mellon. The Pender Harbor one was human caused as well, the Port Mellon one may have been started by some electrical equipment.

The good news is that it rained all Tuesday night. That ¾ of an inch of rain is more than we’ve had all spring. Wednesday dried out again but thankfully Thursday was wet, giving us a nice soaking. ‘Nice soaking’ is a relative term. With it being so dry, an inch of rain really just wets the vegetation and the surface of the soil. Kick away the top quarter inch and its bone dry. And one of the problems here is that our soil isn’t really soil at all, its just a thin layer of duff made up of decaying vegetation and is very flammable when dry. So when a mountain side goes up in flames, so does the soil.

I think this is a long weekend we are having. Not sure but I heard something on the news about extra heavy traffic etc. Being retired, we don’t get long weekends. A total rip-off when you think about it. Oh well, no now said life is fare. What I do know is that now that ‘summer’ has started, we are only about 2 weeks away from those annoying ‘back to school’ adds that will be played over and over until kids are indeed back in school. And, the days are now getting shorter!

doug
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From Russ

The "has been".

Having attained the Sublime Degree of a Master Mason, many of the Brethren stop attending Lodge Meetings, but continue to “pay their Dues”. Some call them “trowel Masons”, others call them “has beens”. That makes me an “official” has been.
Another way to become a has been is simply to grow old and unable to do the things one used to do. Let’s take a look at the things the writer has been:
A child
A juvenile shoplifter
A teacher’s pet
A victim of ‘child abuse’
A would-be preacher
A good boy
A bad boy
A news-boy
A lover-boy (puppy-love)
A dishonest boy
An honest boy (at times)
A curious boy
A Cub (but never a ‘Boy-Scout’)
A country-school school kid
A high-school Lad (but dropped out)
A nose-picker (still do when necessary)
A watermelon thief
A gasoline thief (during WW2)
A smoker of ‘weed’ (Monkey weed)
A smoker of ‘weed’ (police training)
A heavy smoker of cigarettes (2 large packs Daily)
A non-smoker for 73 years
A “wire-puller” (nick-name for an electrician)
A “wire-puller” (you know)
A foot-beat cop
A cruiser patrol cop
A “plain-clothes” cop
A Juvenile Division cop
A Corporal (plain-clothes)
A Sergeant (plain clothes)
A Police Instructor (Ont. Police College)
A Postal Inspector
A college teacher
An ‘observer’ with the “Pussey-Possey”, Metro PD
An ‘observer’ with the Ontario Fire Marshal
A ‘peeper’ (girl’s out-house Centreville School)
A sheet-metal worker
A furnace installer
A roofer (worked for Pop)
A Journeyman Electrician
A Master Electrician
A hunter (poor shot with rifle/shot-gun)
A very poor shot with a police revolver
A somewhat poor shot at Police Competitions
A Range-Master @ Seneca College.
A”duffer”
A liar (still am when occasion calls for it)
A ‘half-ass’ fisherman
A liar (about the size of the “one that got away”)
A beer drinker/Scotch drinker/ rum drinker/ gin drinker/brandy drinker.
A home-made beer/wine maker/drinker.
An abstainer for past 20 years.
A liar (and that’s the truth!)
A husband (but only once)
A coward (on many an occasion)
A REAL coward (when it came to marriage)
A butcher, a baker, a candle-stick-maker.
A labourer (Dunker Construction)
A salesman (for Memory Gardens – but not for long!)
A builder of ‘unite heaters’ @ Blower & Forge
A ‘Foreman’ @ Super Motors & Lighting
A singer (Dofasco Male Chorus)
A bowler (a drastically poor one!)
A curler (ditto)
A magazine salesman (Liberty)
A single man 1st quarter century; married man next half century; widower past 10 years and counting!
A retiree for one-quarter century, and
A “Believer” (up until now!)
 
By your ‘old has been’, Uncle Russ.

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From Lorne

Life is full of surprises unless it involves son Gary. My expectations were that he was coming Thursday to complete the floor work that he, Tim and Al installed in the kitchen and computer rooms. Instead, he installed an addition to the kitchen cupboards, in the open space between the stove and the fridge. Am thankful, looks great and will be a very handy addition to to kitchen.  Now all I have to do is locate a handyman to finish the work on the floors.

Lorne

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THE ONTARION REPORT

Hello everyone!
It’s one of those days where things are just too darned hot to handle.  I guess I shouldn’t complain because we’ve had such a long cold and rainy winter and spring! With this summer off to a good start weather-wise it’s about time to cheer up and be happy with the hot and sunny days! I think I mentioned last week that one of my neighbours from down the street about 25 houses stopped and introduced himself and was polite enough to ask how I keep our lawn so nice and green and weed free. Well as it turned out he’s a fellow from England and had moved here to Canada back in the early 90’s. He was quite complimentary about our lawn and it’s continued good condition. I shared some secrets yard work with him and he told me that he was going to go home and share them with his wife and give my method a try on his lawn. Well, I haven’t heard from him since about the lawn but will be sure to stop by his place and see how he’s making out with his lawn.                                                             

I spent the day from 11am until almost 5pm working on our lawn once again today. I started out by doing the edging with my power whipper snipper and it took me as I said, most of the day to complete the job. I had to move a bunch of rocks from along the one edge of the lawn so I wouldn’t continually be breaking the whipper line on them. Once they were all moved back from the edge, I was free to edge the grass along that rock bed. It’s a chore but worth the effort to make things look good in the end. Once the edging is finished, then I have to bring out my power leaf blower to blow all the trimmings off the sidewalk and driveway etc. That in itself is another big job as well. However, I managed to complete the entire days job and the lawn is back to looking perfect in my eyes once again. I’m sure the neighbours will like the look of it as well. Maybe it’ll inspire the ones that live in the house on our driveway side “Who never maintain their lawn.” to actually bring out and use their mower too! But, then again, likely not! They never have given a hoot about their property so why would they start now! LOL! Anyway, it’s not up to me to worry about the condition of their property so I’ll just have to continue to be house and lot proud about the condition of our home and yard.
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After working up a sweat with all that yard work I decided to take a drive down to the local Super Centre and pick up some refreshments to quench my thirst! As I was driving down our street past the house of the same English fellow that asked me last week about our grass, he was standing beside his SUV and he waved me to stop. He proudly pointed as I stopped to a green MGB on a car trailer attached to his SUV. I got out of my Jeep and we talked for about a half hour. I commented about how nice his new toy looked. He told me that he had just picked it up in Hamilton. I said what a coincidence it was that he had the same vehicle I have in my garage. He was surprised to hear that we also have an MGB and it’s a green one too! In fact, his is also the same year as ours is a 1979. We talked and I told him I’d gladly share any knowledge of the vehicle with him in regards to parts suppliers I’ve come in contact with over the years. He thought that would be very helpful for sure and said that we’d have to keep in touch and maybe do some driving together once he has his MGB on the road. So, it looks like I have someone to share the hobby with once in a while. Like Carole said when I told her and Adam about this fellow’s car, “Now you’ll have someone to go to the Cruise Nights with!” It was fun to talk to him about the cars and will be fun to take the odd drive with him in the “twin” cars for sure!

He told me that he was given a carload of spare parts and other bits and pieces to go along with his new little British Car. He also said that his birthday is July the 6th and the MGB is a birthday present to himself! I’ll have to go down to take a good look at his birthday present some day soon and compare the two vehicles side by side! His looks pretty good so I don’t think he’ll have a lot of work to do on it. He said it’s totally road worthy now and he’s looking forward to many kilometers of happy summer driving this year! Should be fun to have someone else close by that likes British cars!

Anyway, that’s about all I have for this week folks!
Thanks for tuning in and I’ll look forward to talking to you all again next week in The Ontarion Report!
Bye for now … Greg
PS: Something To Think About>
It’s not a sin to fall down or get knocked down, but it is a sin if you don’t get up!

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Have a good one..
the doug
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