The Squamidian Report – Mar. 17 / 18
 
Issue #825
Including:
Russ's Ear Worm
From Wayne
The Ontarion

Hi All,

First off, it would seem that today is Lorne's birthday. So, a very big happy birthday to you.
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Common to the west coast are dark rainy nights that make for pretty poor driving conditions because vision becomes a problem. For the last while we had been having a lot of trouble seeing out thought the front windshield of the car. Making it worse was when those vehicles with the painfully bright harsh white lights would be coming toward you, leaving you momentarily blinded. Not good, not much fun. Of late we then noticed a film or smear on the outside of the front window that nothing seemed to be able to remove. It finally dawned on me that the film was just water that the wipers were not removing. They were just smearing it around. So, we broke the budget and bought a new set of windshield wipers. Those thing are very easy to replace once you figure out how, which always takes a little fiddling to do, but once you figure it out they just pop off and the new ones pop on. Now the wipers are wiping the windshield nice and clear. Doesn't help much with those garish bright LED lights coming at us on other vehicles but sure beats not seeing at all.
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You know how when you do something you probably shouldn't have and it ends up snowballing into something you hadn't intended doing? Well, I made the mistake of pulling the cover off the bike this week. Shouldn't have done that, because then I sat on the bike. Then I checked it over just to be sure everything was all right. Then, like a real idiot, I started her up. She fired up instantly and purred like a very big kitten. I should have walked away at that point but instead I checked the air pressure in the tires and then went looking for my riding gear, just to make sure it was all there of course.

That was Wednesday. Wednesday evening I dug out the insurance renewal papers etc, just to make sure I knew where they were. Here in BC our insurance and registration are tied together and purchased from the infamous ICBC. I stewed about the bike for the rest of the evening, checking the long range weather forecast several times. When we buy our insurance, we have the option of purchasing a full year, or a shorter amount of time but that time must be in full month intervals. Here it is mid March so that meant if I were to break down and get my insurance now, I'd have to insure till either mid October or mid November. Mid October would be too short as I could very well miss out on some nice riding weather during those last couple of week of that month before the November rains moved in. Mid November would mean I'd end up putting the bike away while there was still insurance on it, a waist of money to my rather penny pinching way of thinking. But, if I were to wait until the end of the month I'd end up with the insurance running out at the end of October. However, that would mean postponing putting the bike back on the road for another two weeks. Long range forecast for those two weeks is not great but how often are they right and right now its nice, warm and sunny out there.

So, like the silly action of pulling off the cover in the first place, I headed down to the insurance place on Thursday after we got home from having our morning coffee up at the gondola. Once home I checked a few last items on the bike, dawned my riding gear and went out for a nice little toot. Sure felt good. Friday was just as nice as Thursday so at noon I geared up and did a nice little toot out to Horseshoe Bay where I knew some of my riding friends would be, and they were. Nice to see my bike parked along the curb with the other bikes again after being absent for the last 4 months. Many of my riding friends in the city ride all year round when weather permits. This was not a great winter for them either as both December and January were colder and wetter than normal. So, the riding season has started back up, the bike is liking it, I'm liking it, my poor old truck isn't liking it so much as it will end up being parked out at the end of the driveway for long periods of time instead of sitting comfortably in the garage beside the car as I use the truck's bay for the bike when the bike isn't tucked up against the back wall. Oh well, can't please everything.

doug
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Russ's Ear Worm

Hey Doug, last week’s Squamidian “turned an earworm”, and a song has been going through my mind for the past, going on three days/nights;
It’s from the 70’s, and it’s called “Knock Three Times”, by Tony Orlando & Dawn.  The music is very ‘catchy’, but I couldn’t remember all the words, so I did a little research, and for those of you who liked this popular song from ‘back then’, here are the Lyrics:
 
Hey girl, what ya doin’ down there?
Dancin’ alone every night
While I live above you
I can hear your music playin’
I can feel your body swayin’
One floor below me
You don’t even know me,
I love you
(knock, knock, knock)
Oh, my darling, knock three times
On the ceiling if you want me
Twice on the pipe
(knock, knock)
If the answer is no.
 
Oh, my sweetness
Knock three times means
You’ll meet me in the hallway
Twice on the pipe
If you ain’t gonna show.
 
Now, if I have not put this “contagious” old love song back into your mind, I’ve failed, and you have no romance left.
                                
Uncle Russ (old, but still knocking’)
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From Wayne

I want to preface this review by thanking brother Lorne for lending me and encouraging me to read this book. Although it is myopic at times, (it is, of course, an autobiography), there are important lessons to be learned and perhaps a better understanding of the financial and political situation in which we find ourselves today can be attained!
Wayne Brubacher, March 16, 2018.

Book Review: IACOCCA, an autobiography by Lee Iacocca.
Many will remember Lee Iacocca as the man who rescued Ford in the early ‘70’s and Chrysler in the ‘80’s. But it was not well known that he was encouraged to run for the office of President of the United States.
One can only marvel at the prescience that is evident in this book, written in 1984 as one reads Chapter 28, entitled; “Making America Great again”.
I have lifted a section from pages 332 & 333 and shortened them into textual sound bites. Maybe some of you will borrow the book, too and fully read the Chapter.

“Here's my six-point program that could form the basis for a new industrial policy.
    First, we should provide for energy independence by 1990 by taxing foreign energy, both at the port and at the pump, in order to restore the conservation ethic and rekindle investments in alternate sources of energy.
     Second, we should provide for specific limits to Japan's market share for certain critical industries. We should declare a state of economic emergency for those industries and unilaterally set aside the restrictive GATT provisions during this period.
     Third, as a nation, we've got to face reality on the costs and funding mechanisms for federal entitlement programs.
      Fourth, America needs more engineers, scientists, and technicians.  On a per-capita basis, Japan graduates about four times as many engineers as we do. (But we graduate fifteen times as many lawyers!)
     Fifth, we need new incentives to increase research and development efforts in the private sector and to accelerate factory modernization and productivity in critical industries.
     Finally we need to establish a long-term program for rebuilding America's arteries of commerce - our roadways, bridges, railroads, and water systems.  Our infrastructure, which is vital to any strengthening and expansion of our industrial power, is deteriorating at an alarming rate. Something must be done.”
Today read “China” instead of “Japan” –Ed.

Where have we heard those words lately? And who has been decrying the present state of affairs? When ever would a business man be encouraged to fix the country and “make America great again”? Why were those goals so lofty then? Why are they so loathed now?
As much as Lee Iacocca lamented the conditions in 1984, they have become almost unimaginably worse today!

Wayne

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THE ONTARION REPORT

Hello everyone!

Well, I’ve gotten my first full week  completed at home and it seems that I’m feeling a little better each day. It’s already been 6 months since my heart operation and it’s hard to believe so much time has passed since that day! I gotta say though, it’s not been the heart operation that’s been the problem it’s been all the other crap that’s cropped up since. First the and foremost was the accumulation of body fluids that caused my congestive heart failure and the medication needed to clear out the fluid has ruined my kidneys. I’ve only got about 28% function in the kidneys now but hopefully they won’t deteriorate any further for a long time to come. Guess I’ll just have to wait and see. It’s up to me to stick to my strict diet and hope the meds keep me going for along time to come. Fingers crossed!
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Well, now to get on with the business of my Ontarion. I’m not sure each time I sit down at the keyboard just what to write about and quite often I just wing it. Today happens to be another chapter in the book of winging it! I’m sitting here thinking of smells that have triggered memories as Russ wrote about as well as songs that were mentioned last week that bring back so many past experiences. Well, it came to mind that over the years I’ve heard and used many a saying that both had a lot of meaning but also made not much sense. Like the one that my dad used to say when we were out hunting and I missed another target such as a duck or a cottontail. He’d turn and say to me “You couldn’t hit a cows ass with a banjo!” and of course every time I heard that saying I’d laugh. It’s one of his quirky sayings that have always stuck with me and of course I have picked up using that saying at every opportunity since my youth. When I think of it, it makes perfect sense. One would have to be a pretty poor shot to miss the cow’s ass when swinging a banjo! LOL! Another one that comes to mind is “Wherever you go, there you are!” and my reply to that is “No shit eh!” Doesn’t take a Stephen Hawking to figure that one out! One of my favourites is “Wow, is the snow ever coming down!” Well, just think about that one, have you ever seen it go UP? Just where did the saying “It’s raining cats and dogs!” come from? It’s hard to even imagine what first stimulated the person that coined that silly fraise. Must have been an unfortunate fellow that had a cat being chased by a dog jump down off a rooftop onto his umbrella during a heavy rainstorm or some such nonsense. LOL! Don’t know why but that makes me think of “The woman who backed into a fan, it disaster!” LOL! Not that I make a habit of laughing at my own jokes but sometime’s one has to when nobody else thinks it’s funny. I’m sure you’ve all heard silly such statements in your lives and quite likely they come from an older person that’s picked the habit up from another older relative. I just know that my dad who would have been 105 years of age this October had likely spouted these colloquialisms since his teen years and I always thought that I’d never say such dopy and hokey things. Of course I was wrong to think that because here I am still repeating them and now I’m an “old” man! What the heck, I’d be willing to bet even my son will one day find himself blurting out the same few of his grandpa’s quaint comments. And so the perpetuation of these sayings goes on and on! If these “sayings” do nothing more than bring back good memories of the times I spent with my dad then, I’ll gladly suffer the criticism from whomever I use them on. Life’s too short to sit in judgment and most likely anyone that hears such remarks will undoubtedly repeat them at sometime in their future. C’mon, tell me that most of you won’t be using the “banjo” comment when the opportunity arises! And when you do, I’ll bet you’ll tell the story of where and when you first heard it and you’ll think of me just as I think of my dad each time I use one of his saying. Thanks for the memories Dad and RIP.

Speaking of my dad, I was just thinking back on the jobs and stories he told me of his working experience. He Started work in his late teens and early twenties as a bulldozer operator building roads etc up in camp Borden. I still have a heavy artillery shell that he brought home to his mother to be used as a doorstop. He picked it up on the tank range in Borden while clearing an area for the construction of barracks. It was a dummy shell that they fired without any charge in it and usually the army reclaimed them all for further use. This one however I guess they missed. It wound up in my grandparent’s home in Hespeler where dad grew up. He inherited it when they both passed away in the early 60’s and I claimed it when my dad died. It’s the one significant item I have to remember him by. While working in Camp Borden his friend urged him to apply for the RCMP. He said they were hiring and dad figured he might as well since his bulldozing days were numbered. He applied and got accepted to the Mounties. At the time, he was madly in love with my mum, Irene Matilda Hoy. They were talking about getting married and figured that they would and she’d move to Regina with him for his basic training.

Well, that all came to a halt when the letter of acceptance from the RCMP came through stipulating that when he reported for duty he’d have to remain “unmarried” for the first five years on the force. He and mum decided that they just couldn’t wait that long to be husband and wife so he turned down the job in the Mounties. From there they married and dad took a job as a police officer for the CNR railroad. They moved to Tecumseh and spent several years establishing their new life. Their first child (my sister Lynda) was born and traveling on the railroad system for sometimes weeks at a time was getting to be too much strain on the marriage and family life. So, dad was offered a position on the Stratford Police Dept and jumped at the chance. They then moved to Stratford and he was only there for a year or two when he became friends with the deputy chief of the Kitchener Police Dept. The deputy offered to hire dad on in KPD if he’d be willing to relocate to Kitchener. With my mother’s family living here in Kitchener and mum wanting to be closer to her folks, they gladly accepted the offer and dad became a Kitchener Cop.

One of dad’s regular duties as a police officer was to escort the cashier from Burns’ Meats on Guelph St to the bank with the weekly cash bag. He of course was introduced to the General Manager of Burns and eventually was offered a job as Head of Security for the company and gladly accepted that job. He then worked for the next 20 years for Burns Meats and when they were winding down their operations in Kitchener in the late 60’s he decided to take early retirement from there and move on. At this point he wasn’t interested in more police work so he looked elsewhere. Lester Zehr who was a friend of my mothers and owner of Zehr’s Markets here in KW offered dad a job as a shipper/receiver at their Bridgeport Rd store and he gladly accepted the job. This meant that he’d work in the same store as my mother and they could conveniently commute to work together as she worked in the meat department at that store. Dad worked at Zehr’s for the next 5 or so years and then finally moved on to being a shipper for Ellis and Howard Ltd a small appliance dealer here in Kitchener. When he turned 65 he decided he’d had enough of full time work and Retired from the appliance business. He worked part time as a parking lot attendant for a group of Doctors on King St near KCI after my mother passed away in 1979. He stopped working altogether shortly after she passed and remained retired until his death in a car crash at the age of 74 years. He was always proud of the fact that he was never out of work and was able to raise and provide a home for his wife and three kids. He never made a fortune in the jobs he performed but did always make an honest buck! Once again I’m sure with all that experience under his belt, he picked up a different saying during each phase of his life. I’ll think of him every time I spout one of his “sayings” and quietly say “Thanks dad, for the memories!”

That’s about all for this week folks!
Thanks for tuning in and I’ll look forward to talking to you all again next week in The Ontarion Report!

Bye for now … Greg

PS: “Was your father a mailman? Well, have you ever heard of a female man?” One last one! LOL!
PPS: HAPPY ST PATRICK’S DAY EVERYONE!
“MAY THE LUCK OF THE IRISH BE WITH YA TODAY!”
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Co-founder of Zehrs Markets remembered as ‘kind, generous and genuine’


Lester Zehr in 1970.
WATERLOO REGION — Lester Zehr, the co-founder of Zehrs Markets, is being remembered as a humble and generous friend and businessperson.
"What you saw is what you got. There was no falseness about him, he was just him," said Pat Herzog, a family friend whose late husband Bill Herzog worked as vice-president of finance at Zehrs.
"The three words that kind of say it best are kind, generous and genuine."
Zehr, who lived in Waterloo, died on Tuesday at the age of 91. He is survived by Elva, his wife of 67 years, his three children, Brenda Eudoxie, Don Zehr and Gregory Zehr, seven grandchildren and two great-grandchildren.
Zehr, who helped build a number of companies, is best known for starting the Zehrs Markets grocery store chain with his father and brother. The first store opened on Highland Road in Kitchener in 1950. There are now more than 40 Zehrs across southwestern Ontario.
Loblaw Companies Ltd. purchased Zehrs in 1963, but Lester continued on with the chain.
"We are saddened by the news of Lester's passing and wish to express our condolences to the entire Zehr family," said the company in a email to The Record.
Lester's son Don said his father was known as "the humble entrepreneur," who cared for the people he worked with.
"He was generous, good and fair to everyone," said Don, CEO of Zehr Group, a development and construction company in Kitchener.
And that's how Betty Anne Keller remembers him. As a teen, she was a cashier at the Belmont Zehrs grocery store from 1966 to 1969.

She said Lester and Elva would come into the store weekly to purchase groceries.
"I did not really think they knew me," Keller wrote in a letter to The Record.
In summer of 1967, Keller and her friends travelled to Montreal for the Expo. At one point during her trip she took a seat under a tree in Mount Royal park only to notice Lester and Elva travelling in a horse-drawn carriage on the path in front of her.
"Les and Elva registered just after they had passed, that one of his cashiers from Belmont was sitting under a tree in the park, and much to my delight, Les stood up, turned around and waved furiously as the carriage moved away," said Keller.
"Of course I waved and smiled back. His grin and mine lit up the park.
"Les was the kind of wealthy businessman who recognized a 19-year-old summer student cashier from one of his many stores. A class act."
Don said his father was always quick to credit the people he worked with for the company's success. And those who worked for him and with him in the community took notice.
"He ran an excellent organization and that certainly proved itself through the people he had (working for him) and the way they conducted their business," said Waterloo resident Murray Haase, who at one time ran a chain of Kwikie Minit Market convenience stores.
"I just enjoyed knowing him and dealing with him; it was a pleasure. He will be missed by many."
lbooth@therecord.com, Twitter: @BoothRecord

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Have a good one..
the doug
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