The Squamidian Report – Jan. 27 / 18
 
Issue #819

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Russ
The Ontarion

Hi All,

Well now, those of you who still get this news letter know that we were in Ontario for a week for Sue's dad's memorial. That went very well, Sue and her sister worked hard and long, stressing themselves to the limit to put it together and they did a great job. I was very grateful that I was left to do my own thing and had only to be where I was supposed to be, when I was supposed to be there.

'The Wife' and I flew in to Toronto's YYZ airport on the 16th and had the foresight to book  an airport transportation service to get up to her sister's place in Maryhill. As mentioned in the last Squid, I was duly impressed with the drivers of those vans. They have nerves of steel and seem to somehow navigate Toronto traffic with ease. Or at least they make it look easy. I tend to hide on the floor of said van, unable to even look out at the mad chaotic traffic. Two things were at the top of my agenda for the first full day in town, rent a car and rent a guitar. (That rhymes, perhaps there is a song in there somewhere). I've already talked about the guitar so here's the deal with the car. I had booked ahead of time, on line, through Enterprise Car Rentals as they have a yard on Victoria St N, very convenient for us. The car I booked was the smallest, cheapest thing in their fleet as all I needed it for was to toot around town a bit. When I got there, they didn't have what I'd booked, in fact, they didn't really have anything except an SUV that had just come back from being rented. The people that had rented it brought it back virtually out of gas and with the interior full of mess, dirt, food scraps, salt stains on the wet floor mats and even the inside of the windshield was dirty as someone had wiped it with a mitt or rag or something. The rental place apologized and said I could take the SUV if I wanted, for the same price I'd booked the compact car for, less than half of the SUV's normal rental rate. As for it being almost out or gas, I could either bring it back empty or they would credit me for any gas still in it when returned. Either way was fine with me. Turned out to be a rather nice vehicle that drove easy and was comfortable. I had cleaned off the outer lights and inner windows out of necessity and brought it back with half a tank of gas. They knocked $26 off the rental for that, making my total bill way lower that the original booking. Cool. I'll use them again next time.

As you know, I managed to hook up with Greg for that breakfast he wrote about, and dropped in at the homestead a few times, and mostly just hid out someplace, keeping my head low and out of sight. Thats just how I am. On the Saturday afternoon and evening there was a get-together at the homestead. Good to see everyone. Ryan and Kyra were definitely the star attractions. Little Kyra won everyone's heart and had the time of her life meeting and playing with cousins she didn't know she had. And, she was a real trouper, staying all smiles no matter how tired she got. Granny and I were certainly proud of her, as was her dad.

There was a nice jam session there, which is why I had that guitar. I'd played it on several evenings at Sue's mom's place for something to do so it got lots of use. The evening before I flew out Sue's sister had us and a couple we had known years ago over for dinner. I hadn't seen them in almost 20 years. Boy, does Roger ever look old!

I flew home on Tuesday. I booked the same airport transportation as the one we came from Toronto in. They picked me up at about 6am at Sue's sister's place and then had a few more pickups in Guelph before heading for YYZ. The driver's radio was reporting all sorts of problems on the 401 so he found back roads that no one even knew existed, getting all of us there on time. Worth every penny it cost. Flight home was uneventful which is exactly what you want. I had been concerned about an ice storm that have been forecast for that part of Ontario but it didn't happen. That driver was happy it didn't happen too, it could have been a very difficult time getting to the airport. The flight was booked right full, as usual we were all jammed in like toes in a tight smelly shoe. (Some of my music fans might recognize that line). We got to YVR almost on time and from there it was fairly routine getting home, which I did by about 3pm Pacific time. I was weary and tired, but oh so happy to sleep in my own bed that night. And thats pretty well it about the trip east, except to say 'The Wife' will be staying there for another 3 weeks or so. Good thing I can cook and do my own laundry.

Morning after getting home I had coffee with some friends up at the gondola. I like being back to normal.

doug
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From Russ

Hey Doug, I wrote an essay on ‘smells’ that invoke memories of events, people, and/or circumstances; it has 12 pages, and 3,768 words and therefore much too long for a single story in the weekly Squamidian. I’ll send you the first segment for your approval, or not – here follows Segment #1:
 
It stinks – “smells that trigger memories” and
                     “nostrils that invoke nostalgia”
Are you blest (or cursed) with a keen sense of smell?
Are you blest (or cursed) with a vivid memory?
Welcome to the club, me too, so let’s share some “smells”, good or bad, that bring back memories of events, people, and/or circumstances:
 
“new-mown hay” - - - The hay-loft in Sherk’s barn next door to our house in Centreville - - - I was  8 or 9, and our cousin, Gerry was about the same age, her parents lived in Kitchener, but they ‘pawned her off’ to live with the Brubacher family most of the time during the summer.
My slightly older brother Howard and me often took Gerry up into the hay-loft to play - - it was a ‘bunch of fun’, jumping, tumbling, and ‘kissing’ Gerry.
Since then, I’ve always connected the ‘smell’ of “new-mown hay” with romance!
 
There used to be an ‘after-shave lotion’ labeled “new-mown hay”, and a perfume by the same name. (We’ll say more about perfume later)
 
 “breweries and distilleries” - - - The aroma’s wafting from Seagram’s distillery and from Carling’s brewery - - delightfully appetizing - - -smelled like cooking porridge.  Early memories of married life - - we lived near the ‘source’ of the smell, at 222/224 King Street, South, Waterloo, opposite the Mutual Life Head Office. How well I remember my marriage to Barbara(Bobbie) Dickson-Pittman at the Church of The Holy Saviour (65 years ago), and my new father-in-law and mother-in-law, Fred and Edythe. Fred, a teacher of ‘machine shop’ at KCI, Edythe, the President of the Anglican Church Women,(both a bit ‘snooty’); Bobbies sisters, Phyllis (nick-named “bill”), married to Harry (“Pete”) Peterson, Shirley (“Tiny”), married to Andrew (“Andy”) Cummings.
(Note: sad to say, all of the above-named people have since passed away).
My marriage to Bobbie came as a “package”, and it was the best “deal” I ever made! I acquired two step-sons; Macfarlane (“Mac”) Pittman, and Gregory (“Greg”) Pittman. They were ‘typical’ growing boys with ‘typical’ growing-up challenges, and they both became hard-working, honest, successful, (can I say ‘handsome’ young men).  They now call me “Pop”, or refer to me as Dad, we have never used the terms, “stepson or stepfather”.
 
Does the fragrance of a field of new-mown hay do anything for you?
Does the aroma of beer/liquor in-the-making trigger any memories?
 
Would you like to “follow me down memory lane” next week when we feature; “gasoline”- - - -and “leather”     ?  ?
 
Uncle Russ.
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THE ONTARION REPORT

Hello everyone!

We seem to have lost most of our snow in the past couple of days. I’m sure there is more on the way here though. Sounds like “Nova Scotia Sus” is getting a good workout with her TORO. At a foot and a half in one night, I’m sure she’s had fun blowing the snow over to the neighbour’s side of the fence! LOL! Just kidding Sus, sounds like you have enough property of your own to pile the white stuff on. Isn’t it fun though, trying to aim the blower chute at a certain spot? I always blow ours onto the neighbour’s lawn since my driveway is on the east side of my lot abutting his lawn. With the prevailing winds coming from the west, it’s easier to blow it his way than blowing it into the wind! Like they taught us when we were kids, “You don’t spit into the wind!” Of course, Adam has done all the snow blowing this year and I have done the watching! Not a bad arrangement but I’d prefer to be on the TORO doing the clearing myself. I’m jealous of both Brian and Russ for living so close to Lake Huron where they get tons of snow that would give my TORO a good run for it’s money. Oh well, maybe our next house will be further west of KW and more in the snow belt! I just heard the city plow go by and looked out to see the sparks flying up from the blade on the clean pavement! What the heck? What would they be doing out plowing on a snowless street? I guess they are scraping up what little snow is still along the edges of the streets but it can’t be much! With this big melt on, they must be using up their overtime allotment. LOL!

I saw the same thing happening yesterday with the little “Jigger” they use on the sidewalk. That guy was plowing air a well! They must all take their plowing lessons from the same heavy equipment school! Personally I think it would be more fun to push snow than to replace warn out plow blades on their equipment. Oh well, what else do they have to spend our tax dollars on anyway? Oh YA, I almost forgot the LRT that’s costing one and a half billion so 10% of the population can ride up and down King St like they used to do on a bus! Almost forgot! I may just take a bus ride over to the LRT line when they get it working so I can take advantage of the free rides for the first 6 months! I can’t wait until the first time one of the LRT trains demolishes a car on the tracks that run willy-nilly along and across the busy streets of KW. I’m sure it won’t take long before those 60 km/h trains nail someone. I hope the region has a good insurance policy in place for the many incidents they will be facing in court! One would think that the city of Waterloo would be smart enough to vote against forcing the LRT on it’s citizens after having the RIM Park fiasco shoved down their throats 20 years ago! They will be paying for that out of tax dollars for another 25 years and now they’re taking on a good portion of the LRT debt to boot! Ouch! When is enough enough? Of course with the Liberals in power in Ontario that’s the sort of nonsense spending they are famous for and famous for encouraging our major cities puppet councils to spend like there’s no end to the cash in their citizen’s pockets! After all, this ain’t “Trumpville” and very few of us are “billionaires” even though our governments spend as if we all are! I think the average Ontario citizen now owes $1.45 for every $1.00 they earn and it can only get worse from here!

Guess I’ll get off my soapbox for now and try to think happier thoughts. I’m only depressing myself and no doubt you guys as well with all this tax dollar stuff. Guess it’s time to take a drive to the corner store and pick up my lottery tickets for this weekend, ya never know! You can’t win if you don’t have a ticket!

That’s about it for this week folks!
Thanks for tuning in and I’ll look forward to talking to you all again next week in The Ontarion Report!

Bye for now … Greg

PS: Something To Think About>
Keep those submissions coming in to the Squamidian! It’s loads of fun when we’re in this together. Besides, it’s nice to know what’s happening elsewhere in the world!
Bye the way, I’m impressed with Karl’s photos of the harbor at night! Keep ‘em coming Karl, your photos are an inspiration!

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Have a good one..
the doug
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