The Squamidian Report – Feb. 3/18

Issue #819
Including:

From Rosy
From Sus
More Stinks From Russ
From Lorne
The Ontarion


Hi All,

Ok, we are now a month into our new agreement regarding this letter and some of you have stepped up incredibly well, but where are the rest of you that indicated a willingness to participate? Just asking.

We've been having a lot of typical west coast winter weather, meaning, endless rain on the coast and endless snow in the mountains. To that end, last Saturday dawned the usual rain in the valley but up at our place there was a nice 2 or 3 inches of very heavy wet snow. The freezing line had been a bit higher than us for the last while but had dropped to below us. Therefore we had snow, first snow at our elevation since that big dump just after Christmas. There had been lots up higher as I'd broken trail on snowshoes up at the gondola many times. So, I fired up the old snow blower and cleared off the drive. Way easier than trying to shovel the stuff. Then, I headed for the gondola with the intent of being first out on the trail again which is one of the pleasures of life. Now, it had rained hard during the night at our elevation before turning to snow so I didn't really know what to expect. Right from just above tower 4, the one at the top of that first cliff, on up the trees were draped in massive mounds of snow making one wonder how that could hold so much without falling over. As the gondola cabin slowed and the door opened at the top I was greeted by knee deep snow and a couple of the out door workers digging with shovels and blowing with one of their blowers in and attempt to clear the platform. Wow, more snow than I'd expected. Cool, so to speak.

As soon as I put on my snowshoes and left the platform, stepping up onto the snow I knew I was in for a workout. Crossing the area normally packed hard I was sinking in half way to my knees. As I entered the trail-head I wondered a bit as to if I was biting off a bit more than I could chew. The snow on the trail had been tramped down over the past weeks, creating a walking path that like a little canyon, with sides higher than my knees. In most places the new snow had filled the canyon and often it was hard to see where the path was. The totally flat light didn't help, neither did the drifted areas. It had been cold enough and windy enough for a bit of drifting, something we don't see much of at lower elevations. I found myself trudging along, resting often as every step sank in deeply. (Without snowshoes I'd probably still be there). The half way point is about where the

Chief overlook is and I debated back tracking rather than continuing to break trail as I was pretty well pooped. Back tracking and therefore taking advantage of the now broken snow and the bit of compaction would be much easier than continuing on, but, being stubborn and determined I pressed on, trudging one step at a time. I will admit I stopped more times than I can count to rest and catch my breath. But the views and the fresh snow on the trees, seen by my eyes first kept me going. Eventually, with my chest pumping, I came back around to the bridge where the path connects back to itself. Even though it was up hill from there on back to the lodge, I was now walking in my own snowshoe prints and it was much easier. About half way between there and the lodge I met the first people (besides myself) who were heading out onto the trail. They were on snowshoes and of course found it quite easy going, given the trail was now broken. I'd have overstepped my boundary and turned them back had they not been wearing snowshoes. When I finally trudged out or the trees at the trail head I saw one of the people in charge of out door stuff and strongly advised the trail be open only to people on snowshoes. There had been a couple of spots where I miss read the trail location and even on snowshoes, had sunk in up to my waist. They agreed and put out the word.

By then I was sweat soaked and pooped beyond belief and went in to cool off and relax over a coffee. People are not allowed to bring their snowshoes inside the lodge for rather obvious reasons, and there is a rack outside where they can be left, which I did. After resting and drinking my coffee and of course chatting with all the people I know, I headed out to ride down and go home. Now here's where I got distracted. A brown rabbit was running across the landing platform, scared and confused. It was determined to go toward the lodge or the lodge decks. (There is a 'resident' martin hanging around up there, eating grouse and chipmunks etc and I suspect the rabbit was fleeing for its life). I helped the lift attendant chase it the other way, toward the forest. Then, with my pass scanned, I stepped into the cabin and headed down. Just as the doors shut, I realized I'd forgotten my snowshoes. Bummer. Oh well, at the bottom I'd have that attendant contact the one at the top, and have her put my snowshoes in the next cabin for me to retrieve. Not a problem, they all know me, I know all of them. When I went into the lower customer service office where you have to go to exit, I was informed that I was wanted on the phone. The head of the retail outlet at the top had spotted my snowshoes and wanted to know if I wanted them sent down or wanted them simply tucked away for me to get next time I was up. I had them sent down as I usually get up there to go snowshoeing before the facilities are open. Anyway, 12 minutes later they were down and I could head home where I could collapse in a heap of exhaustion. I was totally beat. Trudging is hard work.

And then it poured rain for 3 days. Oh well.


doug

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From Rosy


Doug, I thought you might want to include this in the next Squamidian. Seeing as so many readers are musical, I wanted to share this piece. Our church choir is just starting to work on it. Very challenging but it is hauntingly beautiful. The composer is Eric Whitacre, who took inspiration from a Rudyard Kipling story about a mother seal singing softly to her young pup. It's called "The Seal Lullaby". Close your eyes and relax:

https://youtu.be/kxTghSZupv8

Rosemary

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From Sus

I would like to say how saddened I am by Evelyn's passing. I have very fond memories of Evelyn and even though I haven't seen her much in recent years she will always be in my heart. I miss Eddie too. What an amazing couple who always showed their love for each other. I've never forgotten the famous ice tea that seemed to be always in their fridge, the welcome smiles, and comfortable feeling being with her. I am happy she lived a long life and had such a wonderful marriage and family surrounding her. How could you wish for more!


Sus

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More Stinks From Russ

Last week we featured two ‘nice’ stinks; new mown hay and the appetizing aroma of cooking grains to make liquor and beer at Seagrams and Carlings, and the pleasant memories they triggered.

This week it’s gasoline and leather:

When I smell gasoline, my thoughts go way back to our dad’s garage business, Brubacher’s Auto repair, in the village of Centreville, on Highway #8, East of Kitchener. (Note: Centreville, as a village no longer exists) I remember being the ‘gas hop’ when I was maybe 12 or 13.

Some of you may remember those tall gas pumps, which held 10 gallons in a clear gas cylinder, and the colour coded fluid had to be pumped up to the container by hand. Pushing that long iron lever back and forth was hard work for a kid!

The price of gas was about

25 cents a gallon, and most ‘cheapskates’ would order one, maybe two buck’s worth. Rarely did I hear “Filler-up”. I may be wrong, but I think there were two Grades....with Grade #2 being the cheapest.

During WW2, gas was rationed, and the ‘young bucks’ with access to a car, but no ‘gas rationing coupons, would resort to ‘syphoning’(stealing) gas from some neighbour’s car. I must confess, I did it too! Here’s how you did it; armed with a small rubber hose (probably taken without consent, from the horrifying enema bag which every household used at that time), and a gas can, under the cover of darkness, we’d sneak up on some innocent ‘victim’, and open his gas tank (rarely were they equipped with the kind that you locked on with a key), shove the hose down into the tank, and start sucking air until you suddenly got a big gulp of gasoline, quickly aim the running hose into your can, then SPIT! I never developed taste for gas, but I actually enjoy a ‘whiff’ now and then.

Oh, yes, I should mention here, that during the War, ‘farming’ was considered an “Essential Service”, and farmers were given a ‘perk’; farmers and only farmers were able to buy unlimited quantities of their special blue coloured gas for their gas-driven vehicles, and “woe unto those caught using ‘tractor gas’ in their passenger cars”.

It was said, some car owners, in desperation, would pour (filter) the blue tractor gas through white bread to remove the tell-tale blue colour. Do you believe that? This was during The Great Depression, and who could afford to waste bread!?

Leather” I love the smell of anything made of leather....I just can’t afford to buy anything made from the skin/hide of moose, deer, buffalo, lamb, etc., so if I go into the newly opened leather outlet mentioned on CTV Kitchener, the other night, called “Hides in Hand” I’ll be browsing around until a clerk comes up to me and asks, “Can I help you with anything?”

No thanks....just ‘sniffing’”.

My first exposure to “How it’s Made” was when I was an electrician and doing a job at Lang’s Tanning, or Breithaupt’s Tannery. The ‘cowhides’ would come in from the meat packers, Burns or Schneiders, or some other abattoir, loaded onto skids, and piled about 4 feet high, awaiting cleaning/processing. The smell was putrid!! I almost gagged! But the workers didn’t seem to mind at all! At lunch break, they would ‘make themselves comfortable’ upon the dirty hides and ‘chomp down’! They say, “You can get used to anything!”

But the good smell of the finished product reminds me of my job as a cop with KPD, also way back. We were issued new leather police boots; I still keep a pair, never worn, now 63 years old, I think they were made by Grebb Shoe Co., our new leather gloves/mitts, made by the Huck Glove Co., the owners; a pair of brothers, were the nicest people you’d ever meet, if a seam opened up on a glove or mitt, they would fix it right then and there...no waiting. I particularly recall them always ‘unplugging’ our leather gloves; turning them inside-out, and removing the inevitable ‘plug’ of lint from the ends of the fingers, a very simple, but kind act which was always appreciated.

A shop on King Street, East(not far from ‘Old City Hall’, I can’t remember the name) made our police ‘Sam Browns’ and leather belts( I don’t know who made our leather holsters), the owner kindly consented to make a pair of ‘kid-size’ Police-type harnesses for our two sons, Mac and Greg. They were Christmas presents...one of a kind. Cute.

Finally, if you want to see an impressive line of leather goods, I recommend a trip tp to The Old Hide House in Acton, as they say, “It’s worth the drive to Acton”, everything you can think of is ‘in house’, and it smells heavenly!

Next week, Segment #3, will feature, “printer’s ink”; and “coal oil”

By Uncle Russ.

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From Lorne

Enough snow to need to blow. I have a shop heater that blows warm air under the tractor that then rises and is trapped under a cover that warms the whole machine making it much easier to start in sub zero weather. So I proceeded to clear the driveway then the public sidewalk. I noticed a red red light on the dash that I had never seen before. Thinking perhaps the light was saying put me back in the shed. Instead, I continued. I thought too that it was making more noise than usual but after all, it was about -16. It turns out that the oil cap was off and because of the pressure in the crank case, the oil was being pumped out through the filler opening. Running without engine oil is the death sentence for an engine. I ordered a replacement cap but have no idea of the condition of the engine. The plan is to add oil, block the oil intake, start the engine to see if it will run and hope it will. Failing that, a replacement at $4000 to $5000 or anew tractor at about $15000. Oh well, less inheritance for the kids. Will keep you posted.

Lorne

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THE ONTARION REPORT

Hello everyone!

What’s happening with all of the people we love passing away?

I just got a phone call today at noon telling me that my good friend Frank Chatterson whom I’ve known since we were 16 died in his sleep and was discovered in his bed Wednesday morning. He had had a bad heart attack in 1996 that made him have to retire. The doctors told him then that he would not live more than 6 weeks after the attack. He fooled them all and made it another 22 years! I hadn’t seen him since we were in a band together back in high school. He went to Grand River and I was at KCI and we spent a good year practicing in Steve Bender’s basement on Ellen St. We finally played a couple of gigs at the OSDC (Orthoscopic Safe Driving Club) barn at Waterloo Wellington Airport and a couple of times at the 404Wing in Waterloo. After that, a couple of the guys decided to quit the band so we just scrapped it altogether. I guess we were 18 years old at the time and when we split up and that was the last we saw of each other for 31 years. I reconnected with Frank through a mutual friend some of you knew as Clyde Guilmour. That was in 1998 and Clyde took me over to see Frank one Saturday morning at Frank’s house beside the Kitchener Humane Society on River Rd. It was such fun to get together a Saturday or two a month that we’ve continued to do so at Frank’s ever since that first reunion.


If you knew Frank (Doug knew him, I guess from Grand River) you’d never forget what a character he was! He was a very unusual personality and a load of laughs to get to know. At least once a month I’ve been seeing Frank and for the past 18 or more years we’ve been in a lottery group buying tickets for both 6/49 and Lotto Max draws in one form or another each week. We’ve never won much in a lump sum but have had loads of free tickets and small cash wins the odd time. We sure had a lot of fun talking about what we’d do WHEN we won the big one! LOL! Well, that never happened but when I spoke with Dave, Frank’s oldest son tonight on the phone he asked if he and his brother Steve could pay Frank’s $20.00 for this month and try one more time to win The BIG ONE as a tribute to Frank! Of course I said yes and I’m seeing Dave tomorrow to talk over our friendship of the past 20 years. Dave said, “It would be just like Frank to win the big one from wherever he is now!” Wherever he is I’m sure he’ll be watching the draws each week to see if our numbers come up! I almost don’t want to win the BIG ONE without Frank but I’m sure he’s still rooting for us to win from his new resting place!


It’s difficult as you all know to lose a beloved family member and when a friend is suddenly taken from your life it’s very much like that! I’m sure that I’m not the only friend of Frank’s that will miss our Saturdays at “The Peak” which is what Frank’s house was known as since it is located at the top of the hill at the end (or peak) of Guelph St. The world has lost quite a unique person in Frank and I’m sure he’ll not be forgotten for many years to come. He was a good friend and an interesting man to know and he will be missed!


God Bless you and your family Frank and thanks for being my friend all these years!

That’s it for this week folks and I hope next week brings happier content for the Ontarion! Thanks for tuning in!

Bye for now … Greg

PS: Something To Think About>
Following the Boy Scout’s motto “BE PREPARED”!

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Have a good one..
the doug

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