The Squamidian Report – June 10 / 17
 
Issue #785

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The Ontarion

Hi All,

I must say, it's easier to get to the Vancouver airport at 5am or midnight than it is at 4 in the afternoon. It doesn't help that the only way to get there from here is to go right through the core of the city although no matter how you would or could get there you must put up with west coast drivers and traffic. We gave ourselves lots of extra time on Thursday afternoon in order to be there for shortly after 4 in order to pick up Lorne and Cindy and Gale. Good thing we did because you spend a lot of time not going anywhere when trying to get there but we eventually did in fact, get there. As we drove along Granville after getting through the city core I noticed that there was no traffic coming toward us. We then came to the reason why, a crash had all the north bound lanes totally blocked. That meant we might have some issues trying to get home when we left the airport so once at the airport and having collected the visitors, we simply hung there for a while and got a bite to eat in the food court before diving back into the traffic. Luckily, by the time we headed out the crash site had been cleaned up and traffic was moving at a nice brisk crawl. Once back through the city and onto the Sea to Sky it was a breeze and we were home before 7pm. So now we have a house full of visitors. Perhaps I'll let you know how that went in next weeks letter.

In the mean time I'll talk a little bit about climate change before handing you over to Greg's travel adventures....

We as a society are taking a totally wrong approach to the issue of climate change. You see, the Earth's climate has been changing all along, right from the beginning when two gas molecules got together and said “hey, lets form a climate around this planet”. For most of the Earth's history the climate was tropical with high carbon and oxygen levels. It was during that vast span of time that plant and animal life erupted and thrived. Plants grew so fast and lush that the coal beds formed. Animals grew to staggering size and the oceans teamed with life. Then, along came the ice ages, there were several of them. The stable tropical state had somehow been disturbed, perhaps sun or orbit cycle disruptions or whatever, but things changed big time. Ice ages are not very friendly places for life to exist. We are just now coming out of the last one and we don't seem to realize that the Earth is in fact trying to revert back to 'normal'. So what we are doing wrong is we are trying to fight and correct climactic warming, if it is indeed warming, when we should be learning to adapt to it as it shifts and adjusts. Wasting time and resources and taxing the heck out of everything in order to fight a changing climate is a stupid waste of opportunity, although it does make a lot of politically elite types, and power hungry persons very rich and even more powerful. A return to an ice age would wipe us out, a return to the normal state of a tropical world would bring its own challenges because we don't like change and don't react well to it but we can and must both adapt and embrace it. Otherwise, we will just end up as a small footnote in the history of this planet.

doug
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THE ONTARION REPORT

Hello everyone!

Well, we’re home and all settled back into the Canadian way of life. It’s good to be home but the experience of Rome was well worth the trip. We had nothing but bright sunshine and warmth for the entire trip and of course that made for excellent photo opportunities wherever we went. Once we get the photos on the computer I’ll be sure to send out a selection of our best. As I stated last week it was an adventure to just walk the streets of Rome without twisting an ankle or getting run over by a scooter. We spent every day walking the streets and of course sight seeing in every direction. There was so much to see and like Carole said during our stay, “It’s impossible to take a bad picture in Rome!” and she is absolutely correct! Adam took most of the photos because he had his top-notch camera along. I don’t know if you remember this from our trip to Europe a year and a half ago but we came home with more than 7,000 pictures from the three countries we visited. This time we don’t have a running total yet but I figure it’s around the 2500 mark. Every corner we turned afforded us photo opportunities galore! Here in Canada it’s difficult to find a building that’s much more than 100 years old but in Italy that’s considered a new structure! We viewed so many buildings that were 700 to 1000 years old and still standing. The primary materials used to construct their government and most religious buildings are granite and marble and those two materials seem to last forever! The colour of most of the historic structures is the colour of sand and like I said last week, they simply glow in the bright Italian sunshine. We spent every day walking and gawking at the marvels of their historic buildings. There were churches on almost every block and you could enter and take pictures anytime of the day. We were awe struck at the beauty of the inside of the churches and in particular the amazing paintings on both the walls and the ceilings of every one of them. If you look at the skyline of the city of Rome, you can’t help but be amazed at the number of giant domes that top so many structures. Most of them are atop churches but they also sit atop most of the government buildings. When we entered the churches the domes became immediately apparent. It was impossible to stand in the center of the church floor and look directly upward at the highest point of the dome without losing one’s balance. At least I had to make sure I was steadying myself somehow before doing so! The ceilings were all adorned with the most incredible paintings and it made one wonder just how the artists were able to accomplish such works of beauty! Most of the ceiling domes are at a guess, 100 to 200 feet at their peak and the paintings are large enough to enable you to see even their smallest detail. The beauty of these works of art never ceased to amaze us! I believe it was on the second day of our stay that we walked another few minutes from our apartment and happened upon a structure called “The Pantheon”. It’s a church that is one of the oldest in Rome and it’s fronted by another “Square” with a beautiful fountain in the middle. The Pantheon is a round structure I would guess to be about three hundred feet in diameter with a squatty dome. The walls are at least 60 feet high and the dome reaches about 150 feet at the center point with a glass 50-foot diameter window in the center. That was one of the most spectacular sites I recall on the trip. You can stand in the center of the floor and there are no pews within a hundred feet of that point in any direction. It’s just a huge open floor space with amazing marble works of art built into the floor. There are beautiful paintings in grotto’s all around the inside perimeter of the building as well as alters in every third or fourth grotto with pews lined in front of each one. We spent about an hour touring this one church and taking pictures. The square out front of the building was beautiful as well. There were 8 huge granite pillars that held up the peaked roof of the front entrance of The Pantheon and the entrance itself was a photo opportunity to behold. In the square the fountain was a popular photo site for tourists including us! There were about a dozen horse drawn carriages parked in front of the building that one could rent a tour of the city in. I imagine that would have been a nice way to spend an hour or two!
Also in the square was a young woman who had set up her bicycle with a trailer attached. It contained a battery-powered amplifier into which she had plugged an electric acoustic guitar.  She sat on a chair as we stood and listened to her play and she began to sing in Italian a beautiful version of “Hallelujah” by Leonard Koehn. The crowd in the square gathered in front of her as she sang and were mesmerized by her beautiful voice! She had an incredible voice and I’d be shocked if she wasn’t a professional recording artist! She was playing for whatever people tossed into her guitar case and by the reaction of the audience I wouldn’t doubt her case was overflowing by the end of the day. She was an amazing talent with an incredibly beautiful voice! Some recording executive should have been listening to her that day; she’d be a star for sure!

      Of course that was but a small part of our day and we continued to explore for several more hours. Each day we ate lunch and dinner at a different street-side café` or restaurant and each one was a new experience. Most of the eateries had their menus both in Italian and English so we could tell what we were ordering. Of course we ate our fill of pizza during our stay and also tried a good deal of other Italian fare. I think the best dish I had was true Italian lasagna. Their pizzas were amazing and there were so many different toppings and types that the meals never became boring. One of the most interesting meals I had was spaghetti with baby clams. I’m not the adventurous meal type but like they say “when in Rome”… LOL! Carole and Adam tried Steak a couple of times and were not too impressed with Italian beef! I did do something that I rarely do and that was to have a glass of red wine with several of my meals. I gotta say, they make darned good red wine in Italy!

     One of the pleasures we enjoyed while in Rome was just walking along the riverbank of The Tiber. The river is about fifty feet below the street level and there is a wall about chest high lining both sides of the river. There are river boats that will take you on a sightseeing cruise of even a dinner cruise if you prefer. We opted not to do either as we had so much else to occupy our time each day. The river is not the cleanest looking body of water but it’s main deterrent is the brown colour of the water. You can even stand at the wall and look down to watch the many large Carp feeding along the edges of the river below. I would imagine that the view from one of the riverboats would be slightly obstructed by the high walls lining the shore on each side. You can climb down large stairways by each of the many bridges that cross the river throughout the city and walk on the concrete walkways that have been poured along the rivers edge. We preferred the view from up at street level. Canada isn’t the only country that has food trucks in their large cities. Rome is populated on the larger streets by some portable food trucks but it also has permanent food truck sized structures on many of the street corners. They sell everything from souvenirs to food to ice cream at these establishments. One of the many quirky souvenirs that they sell is a men’s chef’s apron that is printed with the front of a naked man on it! LOL!

If a man were wearing shorts under one of these aprons he’d look quite naked for sure! We laughed out loud when we saw these for the first time! Those Italian men sure have a strange sense of humor! Speaking of strange customs, I told Carole before we left home that she should be aware of the habit that Italian men have of pinching women on the bottom in a crowd! LOL! Fortunately or unfortunately Carole went the whole vacation in Rome without experiencing this phenomena! I offered to accommodate her but she said it just wouldn’t have been the same since I’m not Italian! Hahahahaa……!
Well, I think once again I’m going to leave our adventure off at this point for this week!

Thanks for tuning in and I’ll look forward to talking to you all again next week in The Ontarion Report where our adventure in ROME will continue!

Bye for now … Greg

PS: Something To Think About>
Are Gelato and Ice Cream the same thing?
 
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Have a good one..
the doug
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