The Squamidian Report – June 3 / 17
 
Issue #784

Including:
The Ontarion

Hi All,

Well now, I'm certainly glad that Greg is back and able to type again, especially since I haven't been able to come up with much for this week. Greg's documentation of his trip to Italy makes for great reading and takes a whole lot of pressure off of me. I know, that sounds kind of self serving on my part but you get what you get.

Actually, there was one thing of interest this week now that I think of it. I helped Ryan get his Harley running. Due to his very busy life, his poor bike had sat un-ridden and out of mind for a very long time. The battery was stone cold dead and that meant the one-board computer system had been sitting without power for who knows how long. We picked up a new battery and installed it, turned the ignition on and it fired up almost instantly. Gotta love those Harley's, they are pretty well bullet proof.

And now, enjoy Greg's first installment of his trip.

doug
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THE ONTARION REPORT

Hello everyone!

I hope you all missed the Ontarion as much as I did writing it! It was a wonderful month as well as a painful one for me but it’s history now so I can get on with my usual routine!      As I’m sure you all know by now, Carole, Adam and I spent the first two weeks of May in Rome Italy.

We hopped a plane in Toronto on May 3rd and flew non-stop to Rome. It took just a little over eight hours to fly a distance of more than 7,800 km. It was a smooth flight with only a few bumps along the way. I like to fly with my seatbelt on anyway so I never really noticed any roughness. The worst part of the flight was the crappy Air Canada food! We were served either a hot chicken meal or a hot “Italian” meal both about the size of a deck of cards and by the time they got to our row with the food cart they were out of chicken! So, “Italian” it was and it wasn’t the most appealing of meals to say the least. Oh well, I guess it could have been worse; it could have been McDonald’s! LOL!  We took off from Pearson late afternoon and landed in Rome mid morning. We had arranged for a limo service to meet us at the airport and take us directly to the apartment we had rented in the center of Rome. We were a block from the Tiber River and within walking distance of all the famous bridges that cross it. Adam and Carole had done a load of research when planning the trip and could not have picked a more central place to locate our stay in Rome. We opted for the rental of an apartment rather than staying in a Hotel. Not only was the price more appealing but also the space and convenience was a premium. We had two bedrooms, two full bathrooms, a living/TV area and an eat-in kitchen. The apartment was located on the second floor, overlooking a restaurant on the first floor. The owner was also the owner of the restaurant and had at one time lived in the apartment. To get to the apartment was a simple climb up one flight of stairs directly into the living area of the flat. We really enjoyed the stay in these quarters as it afforded us privacy as well as convenience. We prepared our own breakfast each morning and did not have to deal with the rush of keeping with a hotel schedule for rising in the morning and getting down to breakfast. We could sit in our pj’s and enjoy breakfast at our leisure. That allowed us to set up our schedule for the day and set out sight seeing at whatever time we chose. We had decided to be our own tour guides during our stay and not have to keep up with a heard of bus riders trying to see the sights and listen to a tour guide speaking broken English! LOL! The access to our apartment was from a courtyard within the building that contained the restaurant. So we didn’t have to walk through the establishment to enter our accommodations. Once we got settled, we started to explore what turned out to be the most beautiful city any of us have ever seen! We were located right in the heart of Rome and found we could walk to any attraction in the city within a half hour or less. The first day we decided to just walk the neighbourhood and take in the local sights. We found that we were only two blocks from the famous Tiber River. Adam had his GPS activated in his I-phone for Europe so we had no problem locating the attractions and finding our way to any of them. The first famous sight we walked to was literally a two-minute walk around the corner from our flat. It was “The Piazza Navona”! We actually happened upon it by dumb luck, as we hadn’t actually set out to find any particular tourist attraction that first day. We turned the corner two minutes from our front door and “WOW!” there it was, one of the most beautiful “squares” in Rome! Suddenly there it was in all its splendor! Like a set out of a Hollywood movie it absolutely glowed in the Italian sunshine. It was a cobblestone area about the size of two football fields, ringed by a two-lane cobblestone roadway and populated by three giant fountains of marble equally spaced along the center of the rectangular “square”. The open space surrounding the fountains was taken up by sightseers like us as well as by dozens of artists and musicians busking for coinage as well as selling their works of art to the tourists. The streets of Rome for the most part are narrow and lined on both sides by three to four story combination residential apartments with stores of all kinds located side by side, one about every 20 feet or so.

These streets are all paved with cobblestones and very few of them have sidewalks. Most of the sidewalks are simply white lines painted about 5’ out from the storefronts. The narrow streets are indeed narrow and yet they still allow cars, trucks and scooters (thousands of scooters) to use them every day. People walk anywhere on the streets and must move aside when a vehicle approaches from either front or rear. It’s up to the pedestrians to move for the traffic! On these side streets the cobblestones make walking very difficult and you have to be careful not to twist an ankle! As I said, there are tiny stores everywhere and you can buy anything from jewelry to leather goods to ice cream at the turn of your head! The traffic is another amazing phenomena in Rome! There are thousands of tiny cars everywhere! It seams that the majority of people that frequent the plethora of side streets in this amazing city either walk or ride scooters. The city doesn’t seem to have any traffic rules. Well, maybe a few like they do obey “One Way” signs “sometimes” however they drive their vehicles with no care for the other driver and little care for pedestrians! Most of the cars and trucks are a maximum of a foot apart in any direction and at any speed. They can drive as fast as traffic will permit and they can park anywhere and in any direction they wish! There were cars and scooters parked along the curbs of most of the streets both wide and narrow and if a parking space isn’t long enough to accommodate your vehicle lengthwise, you simply park in the space, facing nose first to the curb. Most of the cars are so small that when facing the curb the tail end doesn’t impede the flow of traffic on the street. It’s crazy to think that a city of three million people can operate this way but it works quite well in Rome! From what we saw while in Rome, there are few if any parking meters anywhere! If you don’t like the direction you are driving, you simply make a U-turn whenever! We saw no accidents but did witness a couple of incidents of “road rage” and Adam saw one where the two drivers actually came to blows in the middle of the street. A scooter had been knocked on its side by a small car and after a couple of good Samaritans lifted the scooter off the driver, he said something to the offending car driver. I guess it must have been something insulting and the car driver ran across the street and started beating the heck out of the scooter guy! I guess that’s just the way they settle traffic disputes in Italy!

On another day when we were visiting the square where Caesar was stabbed to death by 25 of his cabinet members plus his loyal friend Brutus, we watched as a cab driver and another driver of a full sized Jeep got out of their vehicles and were having words. I guess the cabby had cut the Jeep driver off and the Jeep driver ran up to the cabby and started roughing him up and tried to shove him back into his cab through the roof! LOL! That didn’t work too well and they simply settled it by swearing at each other and making hand gestures! There was never a dull moment in Rome!

I think I’ll stop at this point for the first episode of our trip to Italy! Don’t want to blab it all in one weekly! LOL! Thanks for tuning in and I’ll look forward to talking to you all again next week in The Ontarion Report!

Bye for now … Greg

PS: Something To Think About>
Who had a pigeon poop on his shoulder while visiting the Trevi Fountain in Rome?
After tossing a coin in the fountain for good luck the pigeon picked my shoulder to poop on for added good luck! LOL!   Lucky Me!
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Have a good one..
the doug
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