The Squamidian Report – Aug. 5 / 17
 
Issue #793

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From Lorne
The Ontarion

Hi All,

At time throughout our lives we find ourselves having to do things we don't really want to do but feel we have to do. Thats a situation I've found myself in this summer. For some reason my 900 lb motorcycle seems to be putting on weight, or thats how it feels to me. I've been struggling with how heavy it is lately. Just pulling it off it's side stand takes almost all the strength I have and maneuvers at slow speed, and coming to a smooth stop are difficult. Mostly the real issue is my shot shoulders and the reduced functionality of my arms that are obviously attached to said shot shoulders. However, once rolling, that old bike is as smooth as silk and a pure joy to ride. I like that bike. But, the slow speed difficulties I've been having have given me cause to at least think about something smaller and lighter. I certainly don't want to but feel I should at least explore the possibilities and options. To that end we test rode a nice new 2017 Harley Softail Heritage, a bike that comes with windshield and side bags and a passenger backrest, sits lower and weighs 200 lb less. Logically, this should be a really nice replacement for the big old Electra Glide. We braved the never ending traffic tie-ups and jams in the city, and rode down to Burnaby to the Harley dealer for information etc about the new bikes. Bike dealers are now like car dealers, the sales people try their darnedest to talk you into a test drive so that you will want to take the vehicle home with you. In the old days they didn't even want a customer to sit on a bike before purchasing the machine. Now, heck, they will tell you to take it home for the night and don't worry about bringing it back until the next day.

We didn't want to do that, that would feel like too much of a commitment on our part and besides, the thought of heading back out onto the stop and go backed up clogged highway  #1 on an unfamiliar bike didn't appeal at all. Because we have no other choice but to use that highway and the Second Narrows bridge (there simply is no other route alternative) to get there and then get headed home, I elected to simply ride some of the streets in that area. I should have loved that bike, we should have loved it. But we didn't. My old Harley is a 2009 and purrs like a kitten. This brand new 2017 was noisy. Yes, it was a lot lighter and therefore more easily manhandled but the ergonomics didn't work for me at all. With my shoulder problems I can't reach up or out very well and those bikes come with quite high set handle bars. By the time we'd put just a few clicks on it I was hurting. There is no way I could have ridden it up the clogged highway and out of the city and then on up to here. That was disappointing to me, and very disappointing to the sales person. When we were ready to head home we climbed aboard our Electra Glide and it felt great, like an old shoe or glove and that was good. She got us through the backed up traffic, around the car up ahead that blew its engine setting up a smoke screen no one could see through, along the Upper Levels and then up the Sea to Sky to home. Once she is moving she somehow looses a whole lot of that 900 lb and become light and responsive, the way a bike should be.

Perhaps the solution to my age induced and physical limitations is to look at some of the options available that would make our bike a bit easier to man handle such as lowering the suspension. Even an inch would move the center of gravity down a bit and that would be a big help as I'd have better leverage if my feet were better planted on the ground, although I've heard that doing that can effect handling. Anyway, I've probably dropped the idea of going to a smaller bike, for now, although there is one other Harley model, the Dyna Low, I could look at, at some point in the future, I guess. I know as my shoulders continue to deteriorate I will have to do something if I want to continue to ride but for now I think I'm sticking with the Glide. In the bike world she is pretty high end when it comes to rider comfort and its hard to beat that.

And then the heat wave and choking smoke hit us. Hard. Like a hammer. The temperature started to crank up last weekend with forecasts of some pretty scary numbers for mid to late week. Pretty well everywhere in southern BC has now set new 'high' records. Thats not a good thing because its already desperately dry around here. Then, by Monday morning the wind direction had changed and the smoke from all those interior fires began to invade the coastal areas and soon we couldn't see across the valley. Out at the coast the smoke stayed up at about the halfway point on the mountains for another day before mixing in with the lower level air but my mid week everywhere was socked in. Believe me, its not fun being out of breath just by climbing a single set of stairs but thats what the smoke does to you, well, to me. We have had to forgo our morning walks as thats just way to strenuous under these conditions. Basically, we are hiding in the house until the air clears out but given the forecast, that could be a while. And for those record breaking high temperatures, yes, they got here but were tempered just a bit by of all things the thick smoke which actually helps to block the harsh rays of the sun. Go figure, our enemy is our friend. Sounds a lot like politics, eh?

doug
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East Coast Trip, Installment #1

On July 16, we, Carol, Al, Cindy and I flew to Deer Lake, Newfoundland.  Rented a car at the airport, then proceeded on a really wonderful journey that took us up the Northern Peninsula, across to Quebec and up into Labrador. The 1st night, thanks to  a very welcoming host, we shared a 2 bedroom cabin that had full kitchen and bath plus a long deck overlooking the Bay of Islands, part of the Gulf of St. Lawrence. We would have made the place our home for the whole time away if we could have.  It was that inviting. However, our plans called for further adventure, so we back tract through Corner Brook and Deer Lake to pick up the Viking Trial, Hwy. 430, the only road leading  north.   2 nights at Rocky Harbour, Gros Morne National Park,  at a full suite with balcony and view across Bonne Bay that included a light house that we  visited. Enjoyed a most spectacular sunset over the water, both nights  (posted on Facebook)

A long but thrilling drive north to Green Island Cove where we stayed at Rosie's bed and breakfast. for 2 nights. Hwy 430 follows the shore of the Gulf of ST. Lawrence until it becomes the Strait of Belle Isle. Stops along the way included a very high look out at an old house, now a museum surrounded by wild roses and the picture a mile or two below was as perfect as a post card. Another stop on our way was a visit at a fish ladder that funneld them through a glass channel giving us a show of Salmon passing through that were at least 30 inches in length.  From Rosie's we did a day trip the rest of the way to St. Anthony that included a visit to L'Anse aux Meadows where the Vikings established a base over 1000 years ago. The weather, 8 cel with a wicked nor'easter off the Alantic and pelting rain allowed only a visit to the well displayed information center and  to view a replica of the boats used for their crossing. We however were able to see from a distance the remains and rebuilt structures.

I will continue next time.
Lorne
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THE ONTARION REPORT

Hello everyone!
Here we are in the early stages of August and it looks like we’ll be in for another wet month. Every day this coming week is supposed to have at least some rain in it. At least the lawns will be perking up and unlike the Prairie Provinces and BC we won’t have to worry about fires of the natural kind. Waterloo is still hoping to catch up with their firebug as they are now up to fire number 8. Maybe I jinxed them with my firebug story in the Ontarion a couple of weeks ago, who knows? Oh well, let’s hope they catch up with this guy before he hurts or kills someone. I haven’t heard of any more fires in rural Wellington County since my last write up, maybe the bug over there has moved to Waterloo? On the other hand maybe he’s just been stalled with all the rain we’ve been having lately. If he quits now, they may never catch up with him. I’m sure that’s happened before where the bug just decides not to light any more fires. They say old habits are hard to break so I seriously doubt an habitual fire starter will discontinue his ways! At least the bug in Waterloo is only lighting small structures so far. It sounds like he’s someone who likes to light fires late in the evening and could well be someone who does so while walking home from work after his night shift! Persistence usually pays off so with Waterloo Fire and the Ontario Fire Marshall’s office as well as the Regional Police all on the search for this guy they will likely catch him eventually.

     There doesn’t seem to be any pattern to his timing other than he strikes during the night hours. I guess the authorities will have to piece together any other pattern type evidence to get closer to pinpointing this bug. The fact that he likes to set his fires in the north end of Waterloo is another clue as to at least what might be his place of residence. I’d be a little nervous if I lived in the Lakeshore area of the city. The residents should all be keeping their eyes and ears open in the evening hours to see if they can spot this dude before he kills someone! They haven’t mentioned on the news whether he’s been using an accelerant or not but that’s usually something the authorities keep to themselves. They don’t like to show their poker hand in case the bug is keeping his eye on the news reports. Sounds like whoever is lighting the fires in Waterloo is traveling on foot. The last fire reported had a neighbour who saw a man running from the scene but they were unable to give a good description to police. I’m sure the bug will slip up eventually and it’ll lead to his downfall. They either make a mistake while committing the offence or they open their mouth and tell someone what they’ve been doing, thinking they can trust the person not to tell anyone else. WRONG! That someone will always blab what they’ve heard and that usually leads to the demise of the criminal lighting the fires. Tonight on the 6 o’clock news the Regional Police released a video from the latest fire at a car repair station on Glen Forest Blvd and it shows a guy in a white Tee Shirt riding a bicycle near the scene at 4 o’clock in the morning. Hmmm… might just be the culprit on his “get away” vehicle! Let’s hope this dumbo keeps wearing the white more visible clothing while lighting things up. It’ll make him much easier to spot in the dark of night!

      Way back when I was still attending OFC (Ontario Fire College) in Gravenhurst every year or so I had occasion to spend a month long stretch taking an advanced arson course. It not only taught us how to start fires but we also learned how to investigate fire scenes and pinpoint the origin and cause of fires. I was surprised at how many different and inventive ways there are to start fires. Many of the ways included the use of household chemicals such as swimming pool chlorine as well as the common light bulb.  If anybody wants to know how to start a fire in an unusual way, all they have to do is go on line. I’m sure it’s no secret that Google will supply any would be arsonist with any number of fire- starting methods. Heck, if they can tell you how to build a bomb I have not doubt the fire starting information is readily available as well! Let’s hope the arsonist doesn’t discover this source and decide to improve on his method of excitement. There’s no need for any would be or practicing fire bug to carry a book of matches in this day and age. I won’t go into any of the specifics I picked up during my fire service days but I’m not the only source for such information that’s for sure! I just don’t want to add to the line up of knowledge for arsonists.

     I’ll leave off at this point for now and hope this person is arrested soon. Think I’ll go watch the Local News and see if he’s back in the spotlight again this evening. Sure hope not! Thanks for tuning in and I’ll look forward to talking to you all again next week in The Ontarion Report.

Bye for now … Greg

PS: Something To Think About>
Make sure your utility shed is locked up tight and your homes Smoke Alarms are in good working order!

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Have a good one..
the doug
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