The Squamidian Report – Oct. 8 / 16
 
Issue #750

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The Ontarion

Hi All,

Its a good thing Greg has lots to write about because I sure don't. This early November weather just won't give up so we've been fairly limited in what we can do around here.

Case in point: for two or three weeks now a section of Highway 99 has been closed. Some of you have been there, most have not. Its part of that scenic drive north of Lillooet, the part that is never paved because they can't keep the roadway in place long enough to make paving worth while. Its that section thats about a 3.5 hr ride or drive north from here, near the top end of the highway where it T's into 97 just north of Cache Creek. We've had a cool wet year and that has most likely contributed to the current condition. The roadway is notched into the side of the steep Fraser River canyon and the area is know as the Ten Mile Slide because thats what it does, it just keeps on slumping downward toward the river that is chiseling away at the bank a thousand feet below. This happens on a regular basis, will stabilize for a while, then slump again. For this current slide, the roadway has finally stopped creeping downward and the engineers have decided to open one lane to alternating traffic. They have yet to determine if they can build the road back up or what to do. Its been a problem since the highway was built and will continue being a problem for a long while to come. And its a problem because there are no real alternate routes besides going a hundred miles out of your way. The rough logging roads and gravel trails that do bypass the area are not well suited for 'normal' traffic.

And there will be other blocked roads and power outages as well because we seem to be well into the November storm season, with cold wet storms pumping in off the ocean one after the other. As I write this major parts of the Lower Mainland and Vancouver Island are in the dark due to power lines being taken down by trees that have blown over, a typical late November occurrence. Makes it a bit hard to put any late season miles on the bike. The poor thing just sits in the garage waiting out the weather. At least it has a garage to sit in. Listening to the rain pound on our roof makes one very happy to have said roof. It also makes one very happy to not be somewhere 'out there' on a bike trip. Or, on that bike trip and camping instead of staying in motels. Now wouldn't that be a bummer, hunkered down in a damp tent, with damp or wet gear and no way to even get a camp fire going to warm up from and to dry out a sleeping bag. No matter, we are old enough and wise enough not to get into that pickle in the first place. If I were out on a bike trip I'd be running up a motel bill as I waited for suitable, safe riding conditions to return, assuming they ever do this year. But, I'm not out there, I'm in here listening to that rain on the roof and trying rather unsuccessfully to come up with anything worth while to write about.

Oh, apparently its a long weekend. Us retired people don't get long weekends or any holidays or days off for that matter. What a rip-off.

doug
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THE ONTARION REPORT

Hello everyone!

Well here we are in the throws of October and one would think we’d had enough cool evenings to get the leaves turning colour. Well, no such luck! Today I took the hard top off the MG and Carole and I headed out for a “fall” cruise to see and photograph some of the lovely autumn foliage. We took a lovely leisurely drive north through Waterloo to Elora using the back roads. We wound our way over to Fergus and on up to Orangeville. From Orangeville we headed north into the Hockley Valley, which is of course famous for it’s fall colours! We were totally looking forward to seeing all the amazing colours of this time of year on what was a beautiful sunny blue-sky day. The temperature of the day was perfect for tee shirt/topless driving in the MG or any other convertible vehicle so we figured we’d catch a few rays of sunshine and of course take a few dozen pictures along the way. Well, as it turned out the leaves have only barely begun to turn colour even in the low-lying areas that are usually the first to change. We were quite surprised to see that most of the trees are still as green as green can be with very little indication of fall at all. I guess they’ll just take their own sweet time changing. We’ve got quite a few colourful trees in the Kitchener area so we figured that up in the Hockley area they’d at least be keeping up with KW. No such luck! We drove through the entire valley area and wound up on Hwy 89 after taking as many gravel and dirt twisty windy back bush roads as we possibly could find. In fact, we actually had no idea where the heck we were at times. Finally we emerged after an hour or more in those maze like roads to wind up on Airport Road North of Hwy 9. From there I knew where we were and had my bearings back. We traveled west through Shelburne and on towards Mount Forest. Before hitting that neck of the woods, I decided to turn south and drive through Grand Valley along the beginnings of the Grand River. What a beautiful drive that is! In fact, the entire drive was just amazing even if it was a tad colourless!

I’m sure if we repeat the same route in a week or so things will be completely different colour wise. The weather people are predicting a much colder weekend and into next week although it’ll likely warm up again later in the week. Just a few cold nights will make quite a difference I’m sure and then, we’ll try it again. We made our way back down onto Hwy 9 I believe it was and stopped in Arthur Ontario for a “Rollo” ice cream cone treat. The weather was actually quite warm and sitting around 25c. I believe we passed a business sign that had a temp displayed in old-fashioned degrees F and it read 75F.  Now that’s warm for an October day! Tomorrow is the opening day of Oktoberfest and that usually means rain rain and more rain for at least the next 10 days. However, this year may just be the exception if we can count on the predictions of the weather people! I’d say, “Weather man” but both sexes are predicting the weather on TV these days so one has to be politically correct! The ice cream cone was a welcome treat after baking in the hot sun for the previous few hours. I’m not complaining of course but it did get quite warm during the drive. After leaving Arthur we headed through the back roads toward Hwy 86 and Waterloo Region. We were about 25km from Elmira and I noticed our gas gauge was reading E for Effort! LOL! I decided to take a detour from our route and drive into Drayton to get some gas. I was sure we would not make it all the way to Elmira before running out of gas so Drayton was the closest town. I thought I remembered that there was a gas station just over the river to the west of downtown Drayton. I was right but upon our arrival in Drayton I discovered that the gas station (the only one in Drayton) was located on the west side of the river that runs through town and the bridge over the river was not there! There was a huge construction crew on what used to be the bridge and they were in the midst of building a new one! Consequently, I could see the gas bar but could not get to it for fuel. Carole asked a local resident who was walking her kids if there was another station in Drayton. She replied that the one over the bridge was the only one in town and we’d have to take a 10km detour around the concession on the edge of town to get to it if we wanted gas. We figured we had no choice so off we went with our fingers crossed that we’d make it on the fumes left in our tank! Luckily, we did make it to the gas station and were able to fuel up for the rest of the drive home. I said to Carole that I had no idea how far we could drive once the gauge was showing “in the RED” and that some day I’d have to test that out by having a spare gallon of gas in the trunk and running the MG until it was out of gas. It’s actually something that one should know about any vehicle they drive! You never know when you will get caught short with your needle pointing “in the RED”! I’m not one to carry a “Jerry can” in the trunk but the MG does have one of those gas gauges that suddenly drop from reading ¼ on the gauge to ZERO without notice! Guess I should just get used to filling up once I see the gauge at ¼ full! Anyway, the drive from Drayton to Elmira was approximately 30 or so km so I doubt we’d have made it to the gas station in good ol’ ELMIRee before running out! The total drive from Drayton to HOME was a little over 50km so Drayton was our saving grace! We were also happy that we made the whole trip under a sunny sky since I had taken the hardtop off and had not reinstalled the convertible roof for the drive! The hardtop is a nice feature but then again, so is Topless Driving. Besides, we almost never put the roof up during the summer months anyway! Oh well, we made it home with no real problems and the hardtop is back on the MG and ready for the next adventure.

     Just one more little adventure to tell you about before I call it a day! We went out to do a little shopping on Wednesday and decided to stop into Burger King on Fairway Rd for WOPPER on “WOPPER WEDNESDAY”. We entered BK and placed our order. The order came and I carried it to the table that Carole was sitting at. She informed me that there wasn’t a clean table to be had so she had to clean off her choice before sitting down. I sat down and as we looked around, we noticed that the floor was a filthy mess and all of the tables that weren’t occupied were a terrible mess and so were most of the benches and chairs. It was as if the place hadn’t been cleaned in a week! As we commented to each other about the condition of the place, a young female employee walked by and complained out loud that a customer had just left their refuse on the table and floor and walked out. She begrudgingly grabbed the tray off the table and carried it past us to the garbage bin behind our table. She was bitching out loud so everyone within 10 feet could hear her. Carole casually said as she passed “Well, isn’t it your job to keep the restaurant clean?” As she slammed the papers off the tray into the overflowing garbage bin she turned to us and said “NO! Actually it isn’t my job!” “The customers are supposed to clean off their own tables and put the refuse in the garbage themselves!” She was definitely snotty and obviously unhappy with her lot in life! Carole was so ticked at the reply and this young girl’s attitude that she decided to approach the manager and complain.

While Carole was explaining to the manager what had transpired, the young girl was chuckling and muttering half to herself and yet loud enough for me to hear. I finally piped up and asked her if she thought the situation was funny! I said, “If you think it’s so funny and you’re so unhappy here, maybe you should quit and let someone who would appreciate the job have a place of employment!” She turned to me and walked over to my table and said: “The customers are supposed to clean up after themselves!” I then said: “Take a look at this place, the floor is a disgusting mess and so are the tables! The garbage is overflowing and if it’s not your job as an employee to keep the place clean then whose job is it?” She said: “I couldn’t care less if the place is a mess and if I wanted to clean up after people, I’d get a job as a maid!” Before I could say any more, she turned and walked away to the other end of the room. I normally don’t get this involved but her attitude was the last straw! I got out of my seat and approached the counter. I asked to speak to the manager as Carole had said her piece and was standing off toward the exit. The manager asked me if she could help me so I filled her in on exactly what the young employee had said. The manager was flabbergasted and asked me to point out the employee. I pointed to the culprit and said that if she didn’t care to treat customers with more respect that she should find another job! The manager agreed and assured me that the job of keeping the place clean was the responsibility of every one of the employees and she would most certainly have a talk with the girl. The manager was most apologetic and offered us whatever we would like for free for the bad experience. She said, “I sincerely hope you will continue to frequent BK and not let one rude employee turn you away! I assure you this will not happen again!”

     I thanked her for listening to my comments and declined her offer of free product. We had eaten in the same BK before and it had never been in such poor condition. I hope the next time we visit, if ever, that it’s in a better condition of cleanliness!
PS: I hope the snotty young girl changes her attitude while standing on the unemployment line!

That’s about all for this week folks!
Thanks for tuning in and I’ll look forward to talking to you all again next week in The Ontarion Report!

Bye for now…. Greg

PS: Something To Think About>
The best sermons are lived, not preached!
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Have a good one..
the doug
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