The Squamidian Report – Nov. 21 / 15
 
Issue #704

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The Ontarion

Hi All,

The west coast has been having some pretty impressive November storms over the last few weeks. And west coast storms can be very impressive. Massive amounts of rain dropped from the rolling clouds causing everything from mud slides to localized flooding to deep snow in the mountains. They also caused massive power outages as trees brought down power lines all over the lower mainland. Incidentally, up here in Squamish we missed most of the wind component and just got the rain. Last Tuesday evening I headed down to Horseshoe Bay to my usual Tuesday meet with my riding club. We meet all winter because well, why not. Its is after all a social riding club as well as a riding, riding club. Anyway, once I was out on the highway and driving along the exposed east side of Howe Sound I could feel the full blast from the howling winds. Every once in a while a tree branch would go sailing by and it took two hands on the wheel as the gusts buffeted the truck. At the top end of the Sound the waters were relatively calm but from about Porteau on down they were whipped into whitecaps with spray shooting from the tops. Down at 'The Bay' the wind gusts were wild. Our turnout was pretty low, just four of us due to the storm but that was ok, we had fun. Many parts of the city were without power making it hard for most people to go anywhere so I didn't expect many to be there. We sat at our usual outdoor table which is in a bit of a sheltered corner under a roof, and watched as chairs, garbage pails and the occasional tourist was blown down the street. As the wind intensity increased, we realized that Starbucks had neglected to bring in their big outdoor umbrellas which were now in imminent danger of taking off even though they have big heavy basses. It took a couple of us to wrestle the umbrellas down and closed. The way the wind was picking up it would have only been another minute or so before they would have been airborne and gone.

'The Bay' was one of the few places in West Van that still had power so the lights were still on and the businesses were still trying to be open. We had dinner in one of the local restaurants but by the time we were done the lights were starting to flicker. There really wasn't much point in hanging around so we all headed home. My friends had to head into the affected area, I headed back up the highway. It was stormy until I dropped down into Squamish where the rain had stopped and the wind had never really done much at all. Next morning dawned clear, cold and totally calm. So, after walking the dog etc I headed down to the ball park and flew my little R/C. Flying conditions were as perfect as it can get. Not a ripple in the air and the snow covered Mt Garibaldi in the background.

I've been out flying the R/C whenever conditions have permitted over the last couple of weeks. Its good to practice that sort of thing, eye-hand coordination, flight control and so on. And of course its rather fun. Best time is when the air is still, as stated, but its also good to fly in a bit of a breeze because that is more challenging and requires a higher level of skill and concentration. These small, very light planes do not handle much wind at all and if you try to fly in anything too gusty they simply get blown around like a dry leaf. I've been flying when the wind has picked up to the point where my landing approach was actually a vertical decent instead of a glide slope. That would never happen in a real plane but it looks pretty cool when you pull it off with an R/C. Its also a good indicator that the winds have picked up enough to call it a day. Which I do. Then I charge my flight batteries so everything is ready for next time. And speaking of next time as in 'next weeks Squid', I just might tell you about a sound system that Ryan has helped my put together. Next week that is. Maybe, perhaps. Or I might keep it a secret because I really don't need one or even have that much use for one for that matter but face it, 'The Wife' is going to find out about it eventually so no harm in everyone else knowing about it as well.

doug
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THE ONTARION REPORT

Hello everyone!
Before I continue with the adventures of our trip, I’d like to say that our hearts go out to the people of Paris! We were in shock at the terrorist attacks that took place last week in Paris, as I’m sure the rest of the world was! We consider ourselves so very fortunate to have visited such a magnificent city without incident. To think that we very well could have been in the middle of the terror of last week is indeed nerve wracking. Let’s hope that this world-shaking nonsense comes to an end before the Muslim Extremists gain control of any significant city in Europe or anywhere else in the world! They are nothing more than animals without conscience and their religion is not a true religion in the normal sense of the word but teachings in an effort to perpetrate evil for the purpose of ridding the world of any and all decent human beings. I believe Islam is pure evil incarnate!
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Once again I’m back to the continuation of our trip!
After completing our week in Paris we were thinking of taking the train to London where we would complete our holiday by spending 10 days seeing the sites of the home of British Royalty! We checked into taking the train and how we’d manage to get all of our luggage to the station and onto the train. We had three huge suitcases and three carry on bags and Carole also had a large sized purse that was especially constructed to protect our documents from identity theft and also guard against purse-snatchers and pickpockets. With that purse alone weighing in at around 7 to 8 lbs it was a load to carry! Anyway, we realized that we would have to do all the lugging of our belongings direct to the train and we’d have to make sure it was loaded onto the train personally. Whereas at the airport check in was a mere formality and the airline looked after loading it and unloading at the other end. So that alone was cause to fly to London rather than take the train. Also the cost of travel by speedy rail from Paris to London was double that of taking a 45-minute jet ride. So we stuck to our original plans!

Upon arrival in London the weather once again was a beautiful 17c in temp and sunny! Our hotel looked like it was one of many row houses in central London. I was told that it was indeed an old residential block that had been purchased by individuals and also by several hotel chains from around the world. There were even some American chains that had their names over a few of the pillared entrances. The hotel was located in central London and was only ten blocks from Buckingham Palace. We were also very close to Victoria Station, which is one of the main hubs of London’s transportation systems. You can catch both the “Tube” and surface double-Decker buses as well as trains to all parts of rural England in Victoria Station. We would walk for 10 minutes to Victoria Station and then choose our mode of transportation for the day to take us wherever we wanted to go. Our first days adventure was a walk to Buckingham Palace. We were in luck that day as the Queen and her family was vacationing at Balmoral castle in Scotland. This meant that the Palace was open to the public for a twenty-room tour while the royal family was absent. We lined up for about twenty minutes to pass through security and purchase our tickets. I think they cost about 15 pounds per ticket. The tour took us through the most interesting and palatial rooms in the palace. The palace staff  members were all in royal blue uniforms and were standing by in every room to answer any questions the visitors might have and also to keep an eye on the contents of the rooms. We were in the fourth room of the tour and I was amazed at the beauty and condition of each of the rooms along the way. I thought this room was particularly interesting and “royal” looking and I stopped and asked one of the lady staff members “What do they call this room?” as I stood by a large velvet rope separating the visitors from two large red and blue velvet chairs framed in bright GOLD carved framework. She looked at me without hesitation and with a motion of her hand toward the chairs she said, “This is the THRONE ROOM sir!” needless to say, I was a tad red faced at her stating the obvious! LOL! I thanked her and quietly moved on. The next room we visited was the Royal Dining Room. This room was very large and contained the longest dining table I’d ever seen. The table was set for dinner and would accommodate at least one hundred guests. We were allowed to walk around the table but not to touch anything in the room. There were gold chandeliers with about a dozen lit candles each set every so many place settings on the table. There was even a measuring “square” sitting on one end of the table that was used to make sure that every piece of silverware and dinnerware etc was perfectly spaced. The chairs were also measured to make sure they were only so many inches from the table edge as well as from each other. It was set with military precision for sure! As we made our way to the far end of the table, Carole mentioned to one of the Staff members that the table was beautifully set but that many of the tall candles in the candelabras were crooked and leaning to one side. The lady thanked her for pointing that out and I said to Carole “Watch her now, she’s telling one of the other staff members what you pointed out and they’ll be going around re-measuring all of the candles to make sure they are strait.” Sure enough, that’s exactly what happened! LOL! After all, one can’t have crooked candles at the Queen’s dining table can one!

The tour lasted a couple of hours and the palace is indeed magnificent. There are many more rooms in the palace than we were allowed to see but to go through them all would have taken most of the day I’m sure. The tour ended by having us exit through the central doorway that leads out onto the huge stone patio that stretches across the entire rear wall of the palace. The patio is level with the main floor of the palace and has a stone wall surrounding the edge of it with a stone staircase that takes you down onto a beautiful 20-acre grass field at the rear of the palace. I guess they play polo or something on the field. There is also a café and tables on one end of the patio (Terrace) where you could sit and have “Tea” if you wished before leaving the Palace. We then walked about half a kilometer around the rear grounds of the palace where they had a souvenir shop and washrooms for the public. A short distance past these two buildings was a gate that allowed you to exit back onto the street beside the Palace grounds. I believe entire royal estate consists of 37 acres in the heart of London. It also contains a 15-acre lake. We walked out to the front of the Palace and took some photos of the beautiful front gates and of the Royal Guards out front of the palace. There were also soldiers inside the gates at various points that were patrolling the palace front grounds. They were carrying fully automatic machine guns and didn’t look like they were in any mood to be fooled with, very serious looking soldiers indeed!

After we finished at the front gates we walked up the other side of the palace grounds. We completed a walk around the entire 37-acres by the time it was time to head back to the hotel. We decided to take a bus back to Victoria station and to walk from there to our hotel. On the walk from Victoria we found a nice little restaurant, I believe it was called the Giraffe. It was the one meal that I truly enjoyed while in England. I had BBQ’d rack of ribs and enjoyed every morsel. Up until that meal I hadn’t been too impressed with the food in Europe. Ireland’s food was good, France’s food was so so but I could hardly wait to get home and have a real home cooked meal that didn’t cost me 20 pounds ($30.00). Yes, every meal including a breakfast cost us the equivalent  $100.00 Canadian for the three of us, so it amounted to almost $300.00 per day to eat. Now, don’t get me wrong, I didn’t begrudge spending the money while on vacation, I just wished that their food tasted as good as the food we were used to in Canada. Carole and Adam both enjoyed the meals and food in all three countries but I found it didn’t compare with the food here at home! We went over knowing that the cost of things would be more than here at home but when a breakfast of eggs, bacon and hash browns or something similar and a cup of tea runs you 17 to 20 pounds ($34 to $40) or in France 17 to 20 Euros ($24 to $30.00) when the same thing here in Canada costs $4.95 + $1.50 for a tea, it’s a bit of a shocker. I find it hard to realize how the average folks over there can afford to live and believe me, they eat out almost every night judging by the crowds that were in every pub or café every evening eating full meals and drinking bottles of wine and beer by the pitcher or pint! I guess there average wage must be twice that of ours here in North America/Canada. I’m surprised that most of them aren’t living on Kraft Dinner and potato soup!

Anyway, that was the extent of our first day in London and the adventure will continue next week!

That’s it for this week folks!
Thanks for tuning in and I’ll look forward to talking to you all again next week in The Ontarion Report!

Bye for now… Greg

PS: Something To Think About>
Aren’t you as glad as I am that there’s a huge ocean between Canada and the trouble in Europe? At least, for now!
If PM Trudeau doesn’t wise up soon, it’s going to be too late for Canada too! I am of the opinion that he’d better rethink his immigration policy and maybe close the gates for a couple of years until he sees how the world is going to control the ISIS problem!

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Have a good one..
the doug
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