The Squamidian Report – June 6 / 15
 
Issue #680

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The Ontarion

Hi All,

Bet you are wondering why this letter has come out a bit late, assuming that you noticed it was late... Well, I was in no shape late Friday evening when I'd normally send it, to put it together and send it. And its not being sent from my usual location, my 'main' computer. Its being sent from my laptop through Webmail as I lay helplessly on a bed in one of our guest bedrooms. You see, after waiting a year and a half to have my blown-out hernia re-done, I got the call from the surgeon that they could do it on Friday, June 5. That pretty well ruined that day and will now ruin the next month or more from a riding point of view but it had to be done.

Some of you know that while I was back in Kitchener in April I rented a car through Avis. Picked it up at the airport, and dropped it off at the same place. Very convenient and it worked out quite well. However, a week ago I got an invoice from Avis to cover a road toll that had been registered against that car on one of the days it was in my possession. Hmmm, that didn't seem right. The invoice, which had already been put against my Visa, was for $28.61. $9.40 was for the toll and video thereof, $17.00 for administration fees, and $2.21 for taxes. To make it more puzzling, the toll details showed the car entering the toll road, assumably the 407, at 7:29Am, but does not have an exit time or location. Apparently the car must still be on the 407 somewhere.

Needless to say I called Avis. There's an exercise in futility. It took who knows how long to work through the automated voices just to get to a North American location, then numerous more menus etc to get to a real voice that turned out to be somewhere in Oklahoma. After talking to that person, they gave me a number for customer service. First try on that number took me to more automated voices so I hung up and tried again.
This time I got a real person who listed to my story and said that all they could do was look in to it, but repeatedly asked if I'd simply forgotten that I'd been driving on the 407. I explained that not only had the car NEVER left the city of Kitchener, or that I had put less than 300 kilometers on it during the whole time that I had it, but that on the day in question the car either sat at on a relative's driveway or at a funeral home. Neither I nor it could possibly have driven to or on the 407. Again, they said they would look in to it and possibly get back to me in about a week. I then sent off an Email to the same department outlining the situation.

Its not so much the amount of the Visa debit, its the principal of the thing. I have a big problem with paying someone else's bills. The fact that the invoice details only shows a vehicle entering the toll road but not leaving it tells me that the camera misread the license number, because it could never find that same number exiting. The most likely thing is that someone that commutes around there drove to work but the camera didn't catch their plate correctly. Now because part of the toll fee was for video, the assumptions is that there will be a picture of the mystery vehicle somewhere for someone to cross check.

I finally heard back from the Avis person on Thursday, turns out there is no picture of the license plate, at least not one that was 'retrievable', whatever than means. However, because no legible proof of plate number or car could be provided, the toll company has backed down and Avis will be refunding the amount they debited my credit card. I'm glad  thats over with now. It wasn't the 28 bucks, it was the principal of the thing. And I'm pleased that Avis did the right thing in investigating my claim. Thank you Avis.
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We've been doing a chapter springtime BBQ for our CMC riding group ever since we got involved with the club. This year was no exception. We put on our BBQ last Sunday. To that end, 'The Wife' slaved away getting everything ready the day before. On the Sunday morning I headed down to Horseshoe Bay to get the ride organized and lead it up to here. The ride went nice and smooth. One things that helps with that is the fact that all our road captains use the U-Clear comm systems so we can communicate easily which makes sheepherding a dozen bikes in formation up the highway through traffic almost seamless. Bringing the column of bikes up into our neighborhood is always fun as we wind our way up the hill. The bikes all rumble as they climb and people tend to pop their heads out to see whats going on. Our neighbor says it sounds like an endless thunder rumble that keeps getting closer and closer. Then, once here, we park all the bikes along the street and enjoy the afternoon. Once the bikes are parked, no one would even know we are here because we are not a very rowdy bunch, we are all just normal people ranging from lawyers to movie set directors to bank tellers to retired people to 9-to-5 workers and so on. Anyway, a fun time was had by all, 'The Wife' served up a great lunch and after that out came the guitars (I have enough guitars here to lend to anyone who wants to play along, except the Martin of course). By 4pm everyone had headed back to the city in order to be ahead of the Sunday afternoon heavy traffic the tends to build when Whistler empties out. Anyway, here's a link to some pictures of and from the event.
Biker BBQ

And one last thing, we've had the pleasure of enjoying a visit from friends who live in Colorado. Neil & Michele lived in Squamish for a few years, a few years ago while he was taking a course in North Van. He's a guitar player and so all of us obviously hit it off pretty good at the time and still do. Had a chance to show them around at 'our' gondola while they were here. We did the Panorama Ridge trail twice in one visit. First time the clouds were around and under us limiting what they could see, but that itself creates a pretty cool experience. Second time the clouds had cleared out a bit and the view opened up. They could even see the house they had lived in. Again, cool.

doug
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THE ONTARION REPORT

Hello everyone!

Well here we go again with decisions made by our local government that were decided upon without any input from the taxpayers. I should say, with little input from the taxpayers. The city did have a meeting that was hastily put together and from what I witnessed on the CTV News there were only about two dozen taxpayers that showed up. They allowed a total of about six folks to voice their opinions on the changes to our garbage collection schedule before doing what the council wanted! Starting this month Kitchener is going to have garbage collection once every two weeks instead of once a week. They say this will slow down the filling up of the landfill site on Erb St W in Waterloo and it will also save the city, not the taxpayers mind you, but the city about 1.5 million dollars per year. It’s hard to believe but they are saying that the bi-weekly pickup will facilitate having fewer trucks on the road and therefore save money. By my calculations saving up one’s garbage for two weeks will still generate the same amount of garbage and they’ll have to have the trucks make more runs to the dump to empty what they collect so they can go back out for more. This just doesn’t make sense at all! They say that this idea will encourage taxpayers to use their recycle “Blue Boxes” and organic matter “Green Bins” more as they will still be picked up every week. They are picked up weekly as it is and if folks aren’t using them now what makes the city think they’ll use them any more frequently with this dough headed schedule? They are also going to limit the amount of garbage to 4 bags per pick up and there will be a charge per bag over and above the allowance of 4 bags. The charge per bag idea has been tried in other municipalities and it only resulted in people taking a drive at night or out into the countryside and tossing their “extra” bags on the side of the road. Great Idea councilors! I also have no idea how this larger volume pick up is any different when they will be picking up two weeks worth of garbage each time rather than one week’s worth once a week. It’s apples and oranges if you ask me! It’s also not going to slow the filling up of the dump from where I stand! Who elected these jerks anyway? Oops! I guess we did, the same people that are complaining about their poor decision making capabilities! Guess we just can’t win!

Last weekend we celebrated our son Adam’s 39th birthday and had him over for dinner. He came over around noon and asked if I’d help him dig through the many boxes we have stored up on the mezzanine above the garage doors. He was looking for a particular large rubber figure of a Wrestler by the name of “King Kong Bundy”. These figures were very popular with the kids back  in the late 70’s and early 80’s and Adam had a collection of most of the figures offered by toy companies when he was a child. Over the years as we moved and had other reasons to hold garage sales, he chose to sell off most of his childhood toys. Since “King Kong Bundy” was his favourite wrestler he decided not to sell that particular figure and to hang onto it as a keepsake. I willingly said I’d be glad to help him search for the figure. So, we went into the massive pile of boxes to see if we could find his figure. We took turns up in the extreme heat of the mezzanine with a small flashlight trying to peek into the many boxes and trunks. The best way to have handled this would have been to bring the boxes etc down onto the garage floor where we’d have more light and would have been able to fully open them to look at the contents. We were not successful in finding what he wanted that day and gave up after only about an hour. We went out to dinner that afternoon to celebrate his birthday and enjoyed the time we had together. Come Monday morning Carole asked me if I’d be willing to help her bring all the boxes down so we could actually get a good look inside and maybe we’d be able to find “King Kong Bundy” for Adam. He desperately needed this rubber figure so he could take it with him to a Comic Con convention in Niagara Falls this weekend. He and another friend of his collect memorabilia and attend these gatherings as a hobby and the real “King Kong Bundy” is going to be at this weekend’s convention signing autographs. Adam figured it would be cool and good value to have the rubber figure autographed by the famous wrestler of yesteryear! SO, out to the garage Carole and I went and box after box came down onto the garage floor. We spent most of the day opening up and digging through these boxes to locate Mr. Bundy and to no avail. Oh well, at least we were able to see just what we had packed up there some 17 years ago when we moved into this house. Some of the boxes of stuff had been packed back in 1990 when we had left Kitchener and moved into a house we built in Linwood so they really contained a lot of mysterious items! While digging through the boxes etc, we came across a small light chocolate brown suitcase with the initials WC printed on it in gold leaf. As it turned out, this was the original suitcase that Carole’s dad “William “Billy” Cromie” packed and carried with him on the day he joined the British Navy back in 1937 at the tender age of 18. He was truly just a young Irish lad from Belfast NI. Carole cleaned the surface of the case and as she wiped the dust off I could see tears forming in her loving blue eyes. She had been the only daughter among 3 brothers and of course was daddy’s little girl! She looked lovingly at the case as she ran her fingers over the gold initials and exclaimed “I can just see my dad as a skinny wee lad walking toward the ship he’d been assigned to, heading off to war!” My gosh, he was only a kid who was very quickly to become a man! Billy served in the British Navy until the war was over and then after being discharged he married his girlfriend Pat and they started a family together! Three boys and one girl and a number of years after that, they packed up that suitcase among others and immigrated to Canada to start a new life once again! It’s hard to believe that Billy and Pat were so brave that they took on such an adventure as moving to a far away country they knew very little about to start all over again and did it with their relatively large family in tow! It was quite a thrill that evening to sit and talk about all the memories of her dad that were brought to mind by that little brown suitcase! It now occupies a place of honour on the hearth of our fireplace and will likely never again be stuffed into a dusty storage area in the attic of our garage! After clearing out that storage area and sorting what we truly want to keep and what we really didn’t have any further use for we disposed of the unnecessary items and repacked the keepsakes in strong plastic bins to be opened sometime in the years to come! There were many more items found over the past few days of searching that also brought back great memories. I guess that’s what keeping items from your past is all about! MEMORIES!

Guess that’s all for this week folks!
Thanks for tuning in and I’ll look forward to talking to you all again next week in The Ontarion Report!

Bye for now … Greg

PS: Something To Think About>
Talk is cheap, except when government does it!   - Anonymous
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Have a good one..
the doug
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