The Squamidian Report – April 11 / 15
 
Issue #672
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The Ontarion

Hi All,

Have you ever been attacked by a hummingbird? Thats actually a fairly common occurrence around here. They tend to be very territorial and will try to drive anything and everything away from what they figures belongs to them. Its usually a flowering bush or patch of flowers, that kind of thing and it usually happens when in or near the back yard or the flower beds. We were walking the dog one nice mild sunny morning and out of nowhere came this tiny little bullet, trumpeting at the top of its tiny little lungs. We were simply walking along the sidewalk, minding our own business. It came out of nowhere, determined to chase us away. It would shoot straight up for about 40 ft or so then dive right at my head, all the while sounding like a nano-sized bugle blower. He would hover about a foot out from my face, staring me down, then go through the whole routine again. Kind of cool but I'm glad they aren't the size of the local eagles or ravens. We'd all have to wear helmets.

Then a day or so later there was one in our back yard. He was trying to persuade me that I had no business being on the deck. Silly creatures. But, what can you do. There are so many flowers and blossoms around that they have it so good that they are getting greedy. They certainly have nothing to worry about. We are not interested in their food sources. We might like to look at them, but not really interested in eating them.

And speaking of eagles, there are 8 or 9 young ones, assumably last years production, that hang out in a tree beside the highway down by the river. The whole bunch will sit there sunning themselves like so many gangly teen-agers. And just like people type teen-agers, they are unkept and rowdy. They barely look like the creatures they will grow up to become. Eagle don't get that signature white head and tail until they are a couple of years or so old. Until then they are a grey brown, looking more like a turnkey vulture than anything else. They hang out there, watching the traffic go by and watching the day go by. Just thought I'd let you know.

Every April I pop in to the local Lordco outlet. Thats an automotive supply type of place similar to a Napa Auto or perhaps sort of like a Princes Auto. Lordco's shelf prices are ridiculously high, even for BC which seems to hold the record for things being priced high. The reason I go there once a year is to purchase engine oil for my motorcycle. I like to run the Redline, 20w50 full synthetic that is specifically for the air cooled V-twin engines and I like to have my supplies sitting on my shelf. You'd have to be off you stick to buy anything there at 'full price', and their shelf price for that oil is so high its embarrassing. However, for some reason, they seem willing to sell at what they call 'trade-show' prices during April, hence, thats when I buy my oil. I pick up a case of 12 at lower than half price which makes the oil almost affordable. So, I've got enough oil on hand for both my and Ryan's bike for another year or so. If I manage lots of riding this year I'll end up doing several oil changes, if not, I'll end up with oil left over for next year.

I've been out on the bike almost every day since early February with the exception of rainy days and when I was back east so I'm off to a good start. Believe it or not, that bike is now 6 years old, it being a 2009 model. Wow, where has the time gone? Mind you, I bought it new in the spring of 2010 so in some ways its only 5 years old. Its also getting pretty close to the 100,000 kilometer mark but most casual observer think its new or at least fairly new. I still think of it as my 'new' bike. So, the riding season here has been under way for a couple of months now and it will be nice when, or if, it warms up to the point where the cold weather riding gear is not needed in the early mornings and late evenings. I'd like to be well on my way toward the 200k mark before parking the bike next November.

Anyway, I guess I'll be seeing many of you again this coming week. Until then.....

doug
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THE ONTARION REPORT

Hello everyone!

Just sitting here trying to think of something to write about in this weeks Ontarion has inspired me to think back on my life. It’s amazing when one looks at just a tiny fraction of their life experiences. One suddenly realizes just how busy and filled with educational material their years on this earth have been. Just looking at the jobs I’ve had since my first employment in this life is quite an education in itself. My first experience at working for a few pennies a week was called “doing the household chores” and payment for that was called “an allowance”! I can honestly say I learned what would become my first “life experience” and I actually got pretty good at shoveling the snow, mowing the lawn, doing dishes and putting out the garbage cans and retrieving them again once they had been emptied. I gotta say, I became so good at these chores that I’m still performing them to perfection to this very day! I’m sure there were other tasks such as making my bed and helping my mother vacuum the house that were also life lessons. Other tasks that have stood me well in my many years on this earth are items such as doing my homework for school properly and on time that became nothing more than good work habits and they in turn helped me to perform well for the many employers I worked for over the past 55 years. Sluffing off such responsibilities as school homework when in your youth tends to lead to being an irresponsible individual later in life. They don’t tell you this when you’re in school but they really should impress such lessons upon young students to help them understand the outcome of developing good habits early in life!

One of my earliest employers by the name of Ed Trendell impressed upon me the importance of getting a good nights sleep. He said that when you are paid to do a job by an employer that’s counting on you to do a good days work for the money, you owe it to your employer to get a good nights rest so you can perform the job you’re paid to do with efficiency and competence each day! I worked for Ed at a company called Jiffi-Pak Ice that he owned. He and I were the only two employees of the company so it was important that both of us were well rested and alert each working day. I worked for Jiffy Pak Ice from the age of 16years until I was 19. Early in my time with Ed I showed up a few days for work not only late but also hung over and half asleep for most of the workday. I was literally useless to him when I didn’t or couldn’t perform my job worth a damn because of the late hours I had kept the night before, not to mention being still half in the bag! He was right at that point to impress upon me how important my quality of work was rather than just firing me on the spot. I never forgot how important that lesson was and how much I appreciated Ed giving me another chance as well as explaining to me why he was willing to do so! From that day on I made sure that I never let him down again. That life lesson has stayed with me throughout my entire working life and stood me in good stead with all of my employers! Ed is gone now but I’m sure he’ll hear me when I say “Thanks Ed for having faith in me so many years ago”! Whenever I’d tend to get a little lazy at work I’d think back on those important words “You owe it to your employer to get a full eight hours sleep every night!”

The other jobs I had throughout my working life go something like this: Clothing delivery for Morris Custom Tailors (1961 – 1964) – Cleaning meat counters on Saturday nights from 6pm until 2am for Zehr’s Market on Bridgeport Rd Waterloo. (1964 – 1965) – Working inside huge steel tanks at Clemmer Industries Waterloo, welding slag pockets in the seams that were missed by the welder on the main shift. (1965 summer) – Bagging and delivering Ice Cubes for Jiffi-Pak Ice (1965 – 1968) – Apprenticeship in refrigeration for Zehr’s Markets (Thanks to Ed Trendell’s friendship with Lester Zehr) (1968 – 1972) – partnership in Martin Refrigeration of Kitchener Ltd (1972 – 1973) – Prachar Equipment Refrigeration (1973 – 1973 /6 months) – Waterloo Fire Dept (July 1973 – August 2002) Retired August 2002). I also ran my own domestic air conditioning business while on Waterloo Fire Dept.

With all of the work experience in my history I must say that I have learned many many life lessons. I’m sure I’ve forgotten a few but when I needed to draw from the lessons I learned they were always there! Funny how the one that stands out most to this very day is the one about sleep! ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…………!

That’s all for this week folks!
Thanks for tuning in and I’ll look forward to talking to you all again next week in The Ontarion Report!

Bye for now … Greg

PS: Something To Think About>
We never really grow up we only learn how to act in public!    -   Sir Winston Churchill.

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Have a good one..
the doug
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