The Squamidian Report – Nov. 8 / 14
 
Issue #650

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The Ontarion

Hi All,

I think I'll keep it short and sweet this time. Its been pouring rain for that last week so there really isn't much to talk about. And I do mean pouring. This time of year, this is definitely the 'wet coast'. The rivers are raging and high, every rock face has a temporary water falls cascading down. Yes, its damp out there. I had hopped to do some R/C flying this week but the rain has quenched that idea. Somehow my little aircraft with their on-board electronics would not fair too well under wet conditions, and the accompanying wind would just pick them up and fling then far away. So, no flying for now. Actually, thats not quite true, there was a break in the weather on Friday and I took the little yellow Champ down to the ball field and flew long enough to drain two of my rechargeable batteries. Next week looks good, fingers crossed...

And then there is what has to be the last official ride of the season, that same break in the weather let me take the Harley out for one last toot down to Horseshoe Bay. It was glorious, with big billowing clouds letting though a bit of sunshine. The waters of the Sound are a different colour this time of year than in the summer. The plankton bloom has disappeared, and the abundant runoff from all the rains has washed sediments down the rivers and streams. Always changing. It sure felt good to be on the bike one last time before tucking it away for the winter. The bike seemed to like it too because it purred as we cruised along. Sigh...

Something that I did do this week that was planned for ahead of time was pick up my mandolin. I had dropped it off at that luthier for a much needed re-build of the fret board and bridge. She did a great job, the intonation is right on, the action is nice and low, making it easy to tune and easy to play. All stringed instruments need to be fixed up and set up every few years. The mandolin had never been worked on and is now about 20 years old or so. The frets were wearing down and the bridge was sagging from the pressure of the strings. She built a new bridge and set new frets into the finger board and so no. Its not cheap to have the finger board re-done, or have a new bridge carved but it basically makes the instrument 'new' again. It cost close to half of what I paid for the mandolin way back when I bought it. But, now it is in perfect condition and yet it is old wood, with the tone of old wood which is a good reasons for spending money on it. What I paid 20-some years ago would not buy the same instrument today. This mandolin is made from 'real', solid wood, not thin plywood. It has a spruce top and maple sides and back with a maple neck, well worth injecting another 20 years of life into. I don't get to play it much anymore but I do use it for adding accompaniment to the original material I come up with and its nice to have good instruments in good condition.

Like I said, short and sweat.

doug
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THE ONTARION REPORT

Hello everyone!
With winter approaching there aren’t many days we can spend outdoors without a lot of heavy clothing on to ward off the cold. So Carole and I decided to head out and do something we’ve never done before and that something was to attend an auction sale. One that was planned to sell a small bungalow on a one-acre plot of flat land on Hwy 7, just south of Stratford. The owner had decided to auction it off rather than just run it through real estate. The house is one that I have admired for many years just because of the way it looked and also because of the nice flat lot it was sitting on and also the fact that it had a lovely matching but separate huge garage along with it. It was just a small bungalow with no basement and a two door two car garage built in the end of it. The garage doors were two different colours and I’d always wondered why. Well, while waiting for the auction to start, we had the opportunity to take a look inside the house. It was well kept but when we wandered through the living area toward the bedroom end of the house, we found that it was actually only a one-bedroom house but the owner had converted one of the attached garages into a bedroom. Thus the home only had one garage that actually held a vehicle. Hence the two different coloured doors. I guess he didn’t want to make a mistake and park his car in the bedroom some night when he came home drunk! LOL! Why he never closed in the outside garage door wall of the bedroom to look like the rest of the house walls I’ll never know. Anyway, in actual fact, the house wasn’t something we’d be interested in owning but it looked appealing from the outside.

The place also came with 50 acres of farmland attached to the sides and rear of the “house Lot”. When we first discovered that he was selling the place about two months ago we thought it might make an interesting retirement home. However once we found out that he would not sell the house and separate garage without including the 50 acres, our interest was purely curiosity! We decided to attend the auction two weeks ago just to see what a plot of such a size and the little house would sell for. If he had been selling the house and 1 acre lot on it’s own, I figured it might go for around $250,000.00 since it had no basement and was short on a few other features. I did a little research on the cost of farmland in Perth county  and other areas of Ontario and found that Perth was the most expensive of all Ontario regions per acre. Elsewhere in Ontario one can purchase farm acreage for anywhere from $500.00 to $3,500.00 per acre. Perth county is the most desirable and fertile land for farming and therefore commands anywhere from $8,000.00 per acre to $16,000.00 per acre. That made this plot worth between $400,000.00 and $800,000.00 just for the farmland. Add to that the value of the home sitting on the 1-acre lot and you’re looking at close to $1,000,000.00 for the package. Well, after learning this I figured that the sale would likely go to one of the surrounding farmers whose land already adjoined the property. Finally the sale got under way and most of the people attending the sale that took place in the driveway were definitely farmers. My lovely wife and I were the only people in attendance that didn’t look and smell like the inside of a cattle barn so that tells you something right there! LOL!

The auctioneer started his continual patter and within the first 15 minutes, finally secured a bid of $600,000.00 and within the next 5 minutes had built it up to a nice round sum of $900,000.00. He stopped and held the sale at that figure while he went inside to confer with the seller/owner. He came back out to his sale truck 3 minutes later and announced that the seller was going to allow the sale to go through but he wanted the auctioneer to try to get a tad more out of the bidding. He tried his level best for another ten minutes but to no avail. Finally, he announced that hearing no further bids the property was SOLD to the bidder of $900,000.00. I guess when someone is selling through auction they have the right to put a reserve bid on the property and if it’s not reached he or she has the right to deny the sale. In this case we figured that was the reason for stopping the sale and conferring with the owner. Who knows what his reserve bid was but obviously the auction had managed to surpass it or at least get close enough to make it worth asking the owner if he would accept the bid of 900 thousand! The terms of the sale were that the successful bidder had to put 10% down immediately after the sale ended and then had 30 days to complete the payment to the seller! It was interesting just to think that any one of the people at the sale would have that much money available immediately but I guess farmers are used to buying farms not just small city lots and when doing so, must have big financing arranged well in advance. I said to Carole, “Which one of these guys do you think has a roll of hundreds amounting to $90,000.00 in his pocket?” Hahahahaaa…… Of course, it would likely be in cheque form but the thought of such a thing made it interesting to watch.

The event was fun to attend and we learned something just being there on a cool grey Saturday in October!
If someone were interested in purchasing the house and small lot they could always approach the successful bidder after the sale and they might just get a good deal. However, looking at the person who made the purchase, he’s likely going to bulldoze the tiny house and garage and turn the lot into more workable farmland!
We’ll have to take a drive by sometime and see if things have changed!

That’s about all for this week folks!
Thanks for tuning in and I’ll look forward to talking to you all again next time in The Ontarion Report!

Bye for now … Greg

PS: Something To Think About>
Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair! It’s been found that an over abundance of zinc and copper in one’s hair can cause premature baldness!
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Have a good one..
the doug
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