The Squamidian Report – June 21 / 14
 
Issue #630

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The Ontarion

Hi All,

Sorry, but there is just not much to write about this week. Nothing new has happened. Sure, we are enjoying the gondola pretty well every day. Heck, both of us and Kyra are pretty well on first name basis with most of the staff at the gondola now but thats probably normal I guess.  I'm getting out on the bike almost every day, life on the west coast is unfolding just the way it should be doing, but there just isn't anything new or exciting to talk about so I'll keep it nice and short.

Lets see, there's currently a bear wandering around our neighborhood these day. And on that line, the neighbors left some empty bear-spray cans laying on their front yard. (They do a lot of hiking up in the mountains and tend to carry bear-spray with them.) Willow sniffed the cans and one of them had a bit of residue left on the nozzle. I guess Willow got some up her nose because she spent the next hour standing on her head trying to rub it out of her nose on the grass.

And what else, oh, Kyra, being a typical two and a half year old, loves picture books with stories in them. I was poking around on YouTube, looking for some old Ian Tyson songs. He never did videos or even very much live recordings so many of his available songs have still-pictures that change, like book pages, to go along with the music. Kyra was delighted with these, calling them picture-songs and has me asked several times to play her a picture-song on the computer. Cool.

Like I said, very short. Oh well, you get what you pay for. Next week I might not write anything at all.

doug
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THE ONTARION REPORT

Hello everyone!

Good to be back again and smilin’ about the great weather we’ve had for the past few weeks. I say this only a few days after that big nasty storm from the US hit southern Ontario. The Kitchener area was very lucky indeed not to have been whacked by a tornado or two like other parts of Ontario. Here in Kitchener, at least our end of the city only experienced a few brief rain showers and very little lightening. The wind had been quite gusty all day but I worked outside on the lawn and gardens most of the day without feeling more than a few drops of rain. Guess we were the lucky ones in this part of the province. Actually, there were a few trees that toppled in Waterloo in the strong winds they had up that way and parts of that city were without power for a couple of hours from downed wires. I think there was one large tree that fell over onto a house in the old section of Kitchener near St Mary’s Hospital but did little or no damage. I think I’ve said this before but I’m still curious as to whether or not we would be covered by insurance if our house was hit by a tornado. I must make a point of calling our insurance soon and asking about that! It’s a long shot but one never knows what Mother Nature may surprise us with when the weather is acting so strangely these days.

Over the winter, we had both of our rain barrels suffer some damage from the extreme cold. The one suffered a large split up one side of the barrel and the other barrel suffered a split lid ring that holds the screen on the top to filter out the debris from the shingles. It’s still in place and the ring is still holding the screen in place for now so I’m just going to leave that barrel the way it is for the rest of the summer. I went up to St Jacob’s this afternoon and purchased a new barrel to replace the split one and found that the price has doubled since I bought the last ones 12 years ago. Can you imagine that? Of all the nerve, charging more for a barrel than they did 12 years ago! LOL! Oh well, I guess inflation hits everything in life that has to do with money! LOL! I paid $10.00 each for the first set and today’s price was exactly $20.00 for the new one. I guess I should just be happy that the fellow didn’t charge me any tax on the $20.00! Hahahahaa…… I hope the taxman doesn’t read this Ontarion and come after me for the GST! Or go after the barrel sales people for not charging GST on the barrels! It’s nice to know that there is still one thing in life that isn’t taxed …. YET! Anyway, I managed to install the new tap in the barrel and fit a new screen on the hole I cut in the lid of the new barrel as well. Now all I have to do is finish revamping the eves trough so it will reach around the corner from where the original barrel sat. I moved it from it’s old place on the walkway at the side of the house to a spot just around the corner about two feet so the walkway is now clear of the former obstruction caused by the old barrel’s location. Why I didn’t put it around the corner in the first place I’ll never know. Of course, hindsight is 20/20 isn’t it! 

With the gardens flourishing like they have been, I haven’t had even a moment to spend working on my wooden toys. I guess they’ll have to be a wintertime project. The lawn has needed mowing at least three times a week and with the number of shrubs that have needed removal after dying in this past dastardly winter the outdoor work has kept us both busy. As I said last week, I still have a tree to cut down and another half dead variegated “whatchamacallit” to dig out of another corner garden there’s still a couple of challenges left. Not to mention all the rest of the shrubs and trees in the gardens are now in need of trimming. That in it’s self is another two-day job for sure! It’s no wonder there’s a fortune to be made in selling “Yard Waste” bags!  I’ve been through three bundles of them already this year and I’m sure I’ll have to pick up a couple more bundles before the summer’s over.
Oh well, that’s the price we all have to pay for wanting our yards to look their best!

That’s about all for this week folks! Thanks for tuning in and I’ll look forward to talking to you all again next week in The Ontarion Report!

Bye for now … Greg

PS: Something To Think About>
Did the unions of Ontario make a mistake by supporting the Liberal Party in our new majority government?
Guess we’ll just have to wait and see what happens to Ontario Jobs with the Liberal’s in control.
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Have a good one..
the doug
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