The Squamidian Report – Aug. 9 / 14
 
Issue #637

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The Ontarion

Hi All,

When we had finished brunch the two ladies headed north and the rest of us headed south, back to Squamish and Vancouver. Oh, I guess I should start at the beginning. Getting a bit ahead of myself I guess. So, two of our lady riders, Mary and Rebecca, headed out on a nice motorcycle road trip with the Queen Charlotte Islands as their main destination where they intend to take in a music festival and do some isolated camping. Mary, the same lady who had just broken her arm a month and a half ago, had ridden solo to the Charlottes last summer and had the time of her life. This year, Rebecca decided to join her. They headed out last Sunday morning. We met them in Horseshoe Bay at our usual meet and then some of us escorted them as far as Whistler where we stopped for brunch and then sent them on their way.

There is something really cool looking about a motorcycle that is loaded down and packed with travel gear. It says something about the rider, indicating a free spirit, an adventurer. Its just really cool. In this case it is even more so because they are both women, hitting the open road, broad smiles on their faces and excitement in their eyes. Its common to see some guys doing a road trip, or a man and woman, or several thereof but not as common to see women heading out on their own. It says a lot about their determination character. Every one of us were invited to tag along but none of us could fit that particular couple of weeks in. It would have been great for 'the wife' and I to be on that ride. But, there was one little tiny thing about them that would have ended up driving me nuts. You know how women tend to take forever to get ready? Well, double that. Guys would just zip up their riding jacket, pull on their helmets and gloves, climb aboard their bike and away they'd go. With these two, it took forever for them to gear up. They's have to compare what they were wearing, how everything was, and so on, and thats after rummaging through their packs looking for who knows what. With a final wave, they headed north toward Pemberton and up over the Duffy to catch highway 97. We then mounted up and headed back south. I dropped out in Squamish, obviously, and the others continued on back to the city.

That was last week and last weekend. This is this weekend and guess what. We are not even home right now. So, if this Email looks a bit different its because I'm not at my computer, its being assembled and formatted through Webmail. Heck, you might not even receive it in which case you won't be able to tell that it looks a bit different. This is our CMC Cache Creek weekend. Many of my chapter riders, and many riders from Vancouver Island rode to Cache Creek (hereafter known as CC) on Friday with the intention of doing 'local' scenic rides in the CC and Kamloops areas on Saturday. Because  my chapter riders elected to do the Duffy route, they staged in Horseshoe Bay and rode up to Squamish where 'the wife' and I hooked up with them. No point in us riding down to the Bay, and then back, especially because there is a huge music festival happening this weekend in Squamish and traffic is the pits. Anyway, 9 of us rode to CC, had a great time doing so, and hooked up with a couple dozen other CMC riders. I'll fill in the details next week.

Oh hey, we spent last Monday evening sitting on our deck watching two water bombers and two Helicopters and a spotter plane fight a small forest fire that was just over the ridge from here. Thats way too close for comfort. It had of course been started by a careless person dong something stupid. The whole of BC has been having a very hot dry summer and every type and kind of fire and flame are currently pretty well banned but that does not seem to register with some, ever.


doug
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THE ONTARION REPORT

Hello everyone!

It’s absolutely amazing how much and exactly what you can accumulate during 41 years of marriage and family life! The other night Carole and I decided we were going to clean out our “basement storage closet” the following day and just see what all was in there that we hadn’t used in years. I built this walk in closet to house some of the boxes of stuff we packed when we moved from Linwood to Kitchener back in 1998. I also made it large enough to hold our winter coats and boots during the warmer months. I know we have been using it for that purpose and have faithfully brought up our winter clothes once the colder weather set in each year. However, each year, one or two items were left in there from the year before and eventually the rack on one side of the closet became jammed with stuff that became donate-able! LOL! So, earlier this week we took an afternoon and figured we’d have it cleaned out within a couple of hours. Well, a couple of hours had turned into several days and still we have not accomplished our goal! I’ve taken half a dozen bags of perfectly good clothes to the Salvation Army store. In digging through large tub after large tub of stored clothes we found not only treasured memorabilia but clothes we had forgotten we even owned. I have collected tee shirts of all kinds over the years and have worn some of them so much that they were paper thin when packed away. I found everything from tee shirts with graphics showing the courses I took at the Ontario Fire College to one that showed a blonde woman cartoon figure with huge breasts and a furry little flat tailed animal between her lags and a caption that read “If You’re Really Canadian, Show Me Your Beaver” on the front! LOL! I guess at one time I was brave or foolish enough to wear that tee shirt in public. I actually think it was given to me as one of those “Special” birthday gifts! Hahahaa….. Sheesh!

Of course we came across about two dozen issues of Waterloo Fire Department uniforms from over the 30 years I spent on the job. Some of the pants were brand new and had never been worn. I had upwards of 40 or more shirts of either light blue colour or black which were the latest style and issue of uniform wear. They had two different style of shoulder flashes on them from the times the design changed depending on who the Chief was at the time. It seamed that every time we got a new Chief, the new guy wanted to design his own WFD Patch. Since I’ve retired (it’ll be 12 years this August 31st) the department has changed that design three times. I had been hanging on to the old uniforms for nostalgia sake I guess but finally figured this time that one complete uniform placed in a plastic suit bag would suffice to maintain my career memories. So I now have my dress tunic, a couple of black shirts with the officer’s gold shoulder flashes on them, a couple pair of new dress pants, a tie or two and my uniform hat in the bag! Who knows, maybe in 30 or 40 years I’ll open that suit bag once again and see if the uniform still fits me! LOL! I decided to donate all of the rest of the uniform pants, shirts, p-jackets, windbreakers and tunics to the used clothing store for charity. I can’t recall the name of the store but it’s the one that’s down across from Costco on Sportsworld Dr. It’s “somethingorother Village”. The lady there thanked me for the donation and said that they would gladly sell or give the shirts etc to needy people and that there was no need to have removed the shoulder flashes. That was good to hear because I hadn’t taken the time to remove said flashes anyway! The only piece of clothing from the Fire Dept that I DID remove them from was my uniform winter coat. It was a new one that I had been issued the winter before I retired so it was virtually new. I had taken the time to remove my nametag from inside and the shoulder flashes as well. I’m sure that some street person will make good use of that heavy-duty coat. It had a hood on it as well and a fur collar that would even keep someone warm on a cool summer or fall evening not to mention a cold winter day or night. The lady told me not to be surprised if I saw my shirts turning up among the Region’s homeless wandering KW or Cambridge’s main streets! I’m sure with that many shirts available there will no doubt be many on the streets!

With most of the clothing sorted out, we also found many other items that we had forgotten we even owned. We are sorting with the idea of having a blockbuster of a garage sale sometime before the end of August. I know I’ve said in the past that they are hardly worth all the effort anymore but with all this good stuff at our fingertips I figure we’ll try it one more time and see if I can’t make enough to finally buy that new Ferrari!
We’ll have everything from clothes to furniture to games and household items in this upcoming sale so I’m sure it’ll attract loads of attention on a sunny weekend day. I’ll have to dig through the garage and the rest of the house as well to see if there isn’t some good “STUFF” in those locations that will make the sale more exciting! Maybe an old bicycle or two and who knows, maybe even a motorcycle will make an appearance! LOL!

No wonder this “master” sale can’t be thrown together in the space of a single week. I figure we’ll have it all set up within the month of August and hopefully we’ll pick a weekend with loads of sunshine to help our cause!
                                                             
Once we manage to decide what items we’d like to keep, the basement will finally be navigable once again and the closet door will be shut for another 16 years!

That’s it for this week folks!
Thanks for tuning in and I’ll look forward to talking to you all again next week in The Ontarion Report!
Bye for now … Greg
Something To Think About>
Glass takes one million years to decompose, which means it never wears out and can be recycled an infinite amount of times.                     

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Have a good one..
the doug
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